Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame š
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My thoughts exactly!
But no one told her that you canāt just own a peloton to get the fitness benefits you actually have to use it.
Can you imagine owning a Ā£1k+ exercise bike and just letting it gather dust for a year. Knob. Itās not even like they have a big house with space for a gym. Itās in her work space / guest room / laundry room / loft apartment.
If she really doesnāt like cycling as a form of exercise just sell it. She only got it cause of Anna having one and they arenāt even friends any more.
She got it when lots of others got theirs for free.....
Tbh i think maybe Rich uses it more
Well if Rich is using it Iām surprised she hasnāt insisted on selling out of spite as she hates sharing. Lol
For someone who claims she had absolutely no time to do her job, she seems to have been binging a lot of 'totally crap' TV lately...
and for someone who claims she has no time to even post on social media, she sure posts a lot on social media
Pretty sure he kills himself daily on hardcore mode, reevaluating his life choices, waiting for a heart attack to put him out of his misery.
Or he's building up his fitness for the day when he can run away from her - RUN RICH RUN!
#sleepingwiththeenemy
Oooooor he's hoping to pull a Mister Big and DIE witch, DIE on the Peloton, since he's stuck with Lily Moanandshow, from Hex and the City.
Iām sure she reminds him regularly that itās HER peloton in HER loft and she lets him use it
She thinks she is on TedTalk, just shut up already
I'm genuinely surprised he's allowed inside the house, but since he helped Uglily spawn twice, I suppose it gives him some kind of rights every now and then. As long as he does as he's said.
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Alright, Tim Berners-Lee.
What does Lily create though? It's like, right now, her job is to talk about her job and nothing else. Affiliate linking is not content creation. I follow a lot of traditional artists on social media and they constantly host events, create monthly challenges, do live streams drawing and painting with their followers, review and teach about art materials etc etc. That is content creation in my eyes. They also give affiliate links but it's more of an add-on of their actual content, not the content itself.
If anything, I believe Lily creates crappy nothingness, made in London, with an absolute RBF from hell. In the meantime, she queefs vignettes of boring banality so that her socials don't fall into algorithm abyss, where they belong.
You guys are so bleeping crappy slating her right after her creative smash hit Christmas series where she CREATED videos of:
1) a cocktail
2) gift wrap suited to a funeral
3) Brussels sprouts
4) CANDLES
5) silver robot pants
Stay miserable and unimaginative in 2024, witches.
1) a cocktail
2) gift wrap suited to a funeral
3) Brussels sprouts
4) CANDLES
5) silver robot pants
Stay miserable and unimaginative in 2024, witches.
sorry i won't take any advice about content creating from someone who asks every month what content their followers want to see
lily thinks that the fact that she has been doing it for 14 years is enough when, in reality, it says nothing about her career progress (non-existent, if you don't count her learning how to sneak in even more affiliate links) or the quality of her work... she doesn't attract and keep new followers, her engagement's tit, cannot keep up with newer social media, hasn't adapted to different times and basically has been half-arsing everything like it's the 2010s again, the only "advice" she could give out would be saying "you should have been born rich and started a blog back then"
lily thinks that the fact that she has been doing it for 14 years is enough when, in reality, it says nothing about her career progress (non-existent, if you don't count her learning how to sneak in even more affiliate links) or the quality of her work... she doesn't attract and keep new followers, her engagement's tit, cannot keep up with newer social media, hasn't adapted to different times and basically has been half-arsing everything like it's the 2010s again, the only "advice" she could give out would be saying "you should have been born rich and started a blog back then"
Lils should pivot her kontent away from āoh whatever makes it into the film roll will doā to a business guru model: āHOW TO HARNESS THE POWER OF YOUR MEDIOCRITY: A Guide to Establishing an Incomprehensibly Lasting and Definitively Undeserved Career in Digital Media Despite Decreasing YOY Returns on Your Non-Effortsā ā like a lot of charlatans running these career/wealth-builder schemes are frauds, but Lily is 
% real deal.
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