Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

[Eat My Shorts]

Lily being a dique

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Jojo trolling her sister with her new nails is pretty funny...

 

[martaS]

If lame had a name, it would be Lily Pebbles'.

New thread title ?

 

[Violetroselily]

I normally just lurk on this thread so sorry for barging in, but this has made me so mad. Why are none of them open about the affiliate link being valid for eg 30 days on that website, even if you don't buy anything when you initially click through? It is SO sneaky. No wonder so many of them pop handy Amazon links to things.

Plus it's a conscious choice to do an aff link - she is choosing to share an item in order to make money from it, not just because she fancies posting about it. You can't deliberately monetise something and then complain that you're having to disclose it

 

[FrankieBelle]

Ohh ffs. Space nk spending yet more unnecessary dosh going round to influencers’ houses with Santa!

 

[Bonjour92]

Literally every European city has old buildings lol

 

[PineappleQueen19]

But here she is uploading stories which, according to Lily’s frequent bleating, constitutes work. Instead of constantly wanting it both ways these influencers would be far better off admitting they are enslaved to the algorithm because they are terrified of losing their exploitative, cushty existence.

Also her jumping on the ‘Christmas is work for mums!’ bandwagon is highly annoying given she has a ridiculously easy existence as far as these things go.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Posting random stuff on IG is her 'work', so she is 'working' right now. Surely she can answer some emails whilst her kids are playing? That seems to be on her 'to do' list most often. And no, maybe you can't do a full photoshoot or whatever, but it's not as if you did not know Grey would be home from school.....

How do parents who have young children not yet in school figure out a routine, Lily?? It's not like Grey not being in school stops you?

Again, she's just so horrible about having the kids home. I guess Rich being home and/or working from home for so long so they could have 'work days' and 'kids days' has really spoilt her.
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Also, Lily, you can use this time to brainstorm and plan. We're expecting amaaaaaaazing CONteNT from you as of next week.....!

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Innocent question: Do you think Rich knows his wife is a f'ing moron or is Rich too dumb to know?

He's not entitled to an opinion if he wants to sleep indoors.

 

[Ivegotatheory]

Imagine earning £300k (?) a year for taking pictures of your lunch, getting sent free shit and going shopping….

 

[Likkleone]

When will she realise her performance on IG is hers responsibility and hers only?
Lazy beggar!
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Sorry but this is the lowest of the low. Why are WE motivating her??? As an influencer it’s literally her job to motivate US? If she doesn’t want to do this anymore just stop? People have career changes all the time but don’t sit here blaming us and algorithm for your poor performance when your content is crap.

 

[under the ivy]

‘fireworks weekend thanks to Tik Tok’
Bonfire night on the 5th November happens every year Lily

 

[Eileen_2019]

Who’s going to tell Lily that early November is not party season…

It's the most.... Lucrative tiiiiime... Of the yeaaaar......

 

[ANiceEgg]

I can’t bring myself to see it. A reel popped up on my feed where she starts walking into selfridges and I just had nope out of there so quickly. I feel like it’s the David Brent of influencers doing a guided tour

Omg The David Brent of Influencers should be next thread title

 

[Eat My Shorts]

Festive glam she says
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Not that I’d ever wear those pyjamas but if I did, I’d never pair them with loafers!

 

[janedowe]

She looks like she broke her heel on the coach and had to have some spares lent to her from the school lost property.

 

[viggle]

Imagine affiliate linking something you were given as a present.
Not content with just receiving a gift, got to make money from it too.

 

[jazzmonster]

If the stockings are already filled in her attic, she can’t put the empty stockings out for her kids.

You’re welcome. (And yes, this took way more brain cells to decipher than it obviously took to write.)

 

[consumerism makes u free]

You guys are so fucking shitty slating her right after her creative smash hit Christmas series where she CREATED videos of:

1) a cocktail
2) gift wrap suited to a funeral
3) Brussels sprouts
4) CANDLES
5) silver robot pants

Stay miserable and unimaginative in 2024, bitches.

 

[HungryHippo]

There really is only one brain cell rattling around in that noggin!