Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

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the only glowy thing about lily are her teeth, like a freshly polished porcelain toilet bowl
I've long thought this. If dehydration could be a person, it's Lils. Everything about her from the inside out, from her skin to her personality, feels in desperate need of moisture. She has such a dessicated...presence. Perimenopause is not going to be kind to her.
 
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i suspect that in true lily fashion she will utilise it to moan and whine and complain and make it seem like she's the first and only woman to ever experience that
You know she will. It's not a threat, rather a promise. Moanster Crunch! Moanster Much!
 
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i suspect that in true lily fashion she will utilise it to moan and whine and complain and make it seem like she's the first and only woman to ever experience that
"No-one tells you about perimenopause".

(To be honest though, it's not like you learn about it at school. I'm 37 and only have learnt about it more in the past couple of years, mostly from articles in the media online, which is mad, because at my age I can actually start experiencing it pretty soon )
 
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Her ‘work Christmas party’ outfit looks like something anyone else would wear on a normal day in the office. We know she’s got nicer clothes than a plain black blouse and grey trousers
 
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“Work Xmas dinner” outfit
It’s just cosplay for any old office outfit Sarah from accounts would wear on a Monday morning
 
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for sure, it's awful how little experts know about women's health, just the fact that they only recently thought of testing menstrual products with blood instead of random liquid speaks volumes but my problem with lily is that she never cares about other people when trying to tackle a complex issue... when it's not affecting her, it doesn't exist, when it does, it begins and ends with her experience and how can she monetise it
 
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What Christmas means to her? Nothing but endless half-assed aff links.
Not gonna lie, I laughed at her 'so clever' aff'linked lined leather trousers she's so 'obsessed with'. Can't fool our ghoul Ross-y Geller!
Wants a garland that doesn't look fake. Rich coming from the moron who installed a fake ass plastic lawn in the garden and got veneers on her already humongous gnashers.
 

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“Work Xmas dinner” outfit
It’s just cosplay for any old office outfit Sarah from accounts would wear on a Monday morning
She looks like me at work in a primary school. What’s wrong with this idiot?!?!
 
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It couldn’t be less of a work Xmas party outfit, sometimes it actually angers me that she’s raking in like £150k+ for this utter garbage. She doesn’t know how to function in the real world and she thinks she can be inspo for others?? Definition of right place right time.
 
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Also, how smug does she sound: "When I get an idea in my head…"

Like wrapping a foliage garland around stair bannisters has never been done before. We must all marvel at how CrEaTiVe she is




Regarding her outfit, what happened to her sudden love of CoLoUr; Christmas would be a really good time to utilise it

She gets it so wrong every time. Upstaged by the stair bannister.
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Again, the filenames
 
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