Lily Pebbles #36 Lily Pebbles and the Sad Kidnapper's Cupboard

[Yesterday]

I have to say I love it. Lily touting her stupidity is always very amusing to me and it’s excellent Tattle fodder.
She had stopped doing that for a while, which was a shame because sometimes I’m just having such a field day when she posts a lot of dumb tit on Instagram. Favourites include demanding a separate wing for babies to get jabs and the astounding realisation that you can rewear high street dresses even a year or two after you’ve purchased them.

I was worried for a bit that she was going to post fewer idiotic thoughts after Rudy was born, but I should've known she can't help herself

 

[FrankieBelle]

Oh my god, her sister looks like an ACTUAL ALIEN. Those apostrophe brows. And is that heavily applied and not the right shade contour or does she just need a wash? I genuinely can't stop staring at her.

I hate myself for saying this, but her sister's teeth really upset me.

I came here with the same screenshot trying to workout what the hell that sentence was

It's a double walled glass - it's super lightweight and feels kind of like plastic. They're good for hot liquids as you won't burn your hands touching them. Until you break them, then you do have a gazillion pieces to pick up.

 

[icannoteven]

Cant she just wash that glass manually? Zzz

 

[FrankieBelle]

I was worried for a bit that she was going to post fewer idiotic thoughts after Rudy was born, but I should've known she can't help herself

Happily, your worries were unfounded and yes - she is still just as much of a tit as she was before.

Yay!

 

[hadtosayit88]

Guys, Ella’s Kitchen re-posted Lily’s stories about the resealable packets

 

[OrangeDuvet]

How thoughtful and selfless. Not profit motivated at all

 

[jaymie]

Guys, Ella’s Kitchen re-posted Lily’s stories about the resealable packets

We need to email them about LP saying they are tit in social media

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How thoughtful and selfless. Not profit motivated at all

Her bleeping bra is so annoying. Wear something else. She dressed like a old granny

She is once again so late to the trend.

 

[icannoteven]

Wow that bag is £15?!
I bought it at the start of the year and it was half the price (not in £) uniqlo is really marked up in UK.

The uniqlo bag has been around for forever and she got to wait for a viral moment to jump on the wagon so stupid.

 

[zalk24]

She probably returned the bag after she filmed the reel

 

[OrangeDuvet]

The uniqlo bag has been around for forever and she got to wait for a viral moment to jump on the wagon so stupid.

No one told her it existed before

 

[jaymie]

Wow that bag is £15?!
I bought it at the start of the year and it was half the price (not in £) uniqlo is really marked up in UK.

The uniqlo bag has been around for forever and she got to wait for a viral moment to jump on the wagon so stupid.

I am surprised none of them jump on the Cos one

ladies, in case you didn’t know, you can also make the strap longer. #noonetoldme

 

[Readinginks]

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How thoughtful and selfless. Not profit motivated at all

Guys, I’m a total trend setter! I’ve had the old version of that Uniqlo bag for about 5 years now! Had no idea it’s become the bag everyone wants

 

[Eileen_2019]

Really? But, how Lily, show us how! I have this feeling it must be a really clever way.

 

[Hasanah123]

Guys, Ella’s Kitchen re-posted Lily’s stories about the resealable packets

Watch her get a whole box of snacks in the coming days

Guys, I’m a total trend setter! I’ve had the old version of that Uniqlo bag for about 5 years now! Had no idea it’s become the bag everyone wants

Its because jts also going viral on tiktok

I am surprised none of them jump on the Cos one

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ladies, in case you didn’t know, you can also make the strap longer. #noonetoldme

Because Cos isnt probably sending it out for free

 

[call.me.coco]

Guys, Ella’s Kitchen re-posted Lily’s stories about the resealable packets

Cue the freebies

 

[jaymie]

Why is this woman so obsessed with tampons.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Why is this woman so obsessed with tampons.

She must be pregnant again

 

[fidgetjo]

Why is this woman so obsessed with tampons.

I don’t understand why she was so concerned about them being ‘private’ inside of her handbag.

It’s like she thinks she’s being a modern woman and breaking the ‘period stigma’ by showing them off. But the way she does it and talking about hiding them is just the complete opposite of it. She’s missing the mark.

 

[jaymie]

She must be pregnant again

But how? Lol she is too busy for a shag

 

[fidgetjo]

But how? Lol she is too busy for a shag

And seeing as Rich had nothing good to say about having two kids, I don’t see him agreeing to a third right now… he seems stressed, overwhelmed and miserable.