Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[ChampagneBox]

Everything is 'much needed' with her.

It’s hard raising the second coming dont you know
Don’t know how the Virgin Mary coped without coffee cake and chips

 

[MooBug]

Not a confident sitter.. why have you weaned him then you moron?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Fucking work week hustle, she’s not done a decent days work in I don’t know how long!

 

[Byewiggy]

Don't know why she's blaming it on being post partum, just say you've put on more weight after you gave birth as that's the truth! I don't recall her ever being into fitness so she's definitely just taken what this person said out of context.

Also why does she smile like a ventriloquist doll these days?! It makes her look deranged.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

7 month old babies do not need snacks!!!

Over weight ones do

 

[Justnosey100]

I feel sorry for this kid. She uses him like a prop, she’s just desperate to be an insta mummy blogger (vom) so she’s doing things that make content for her even though it’s not right for him… I.e. taking him to see Santa 6 times, feeding him a stupid amount of different foods so that she can post her updated lists and take pictures of ‘cute’ food plates.

He can’t even sit up unaided Char ffs, he’s a BABY even if you’ve made him the size of a toddler.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

She's confusing foodie with greedy.

 

[Readread]

It's alright guys we are forgetting that Parker is basically the next Michael Phelps and swims 400m unaided so he will burn off the pureed vegetables!

 

[Byewiggy]

She's fucking joking with that repost about rushing your child to milestones isn't she!? Char can you spell delusional?? No wait don't answer that, I know the answer.

 

[Pomgirl]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

 

[Hello Kitty]

Why does she curl her Bob under like that. That’s how I used to do mine in the 90s, looked shit then too

#mumlife

 

[Blueskies83]

So Parker pants feeds himself with a spoon at 6 months!! And scrapes the bowl!!

 

[Ck2020]

The kid has literally JUST turned 6 months and he’s tried all those foods already? Sorry but that’s such bad parenting. & being 6 weeks premature - even worse

 

[Readread]

She hasn’t been an 8 since she WAS 8

Only because she stopped eating when she was pregnant, I repeat she STOPPED EATING

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She is absolutely off her rocker! She really needs to find herself a hobby or something!

 

[Byewiggy]

Why is she still feeding in a bouncer at 6 months? Surely he’s ready for the high chair

I'm sure she said he can't sit well unaided, which if he can't sit in a high chair to most people might maybe be a sign to not wean yet. But she's still so determined to shovel food down his throat because she's impatient AF.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I don’t know how she can claim he’s upright in that bouncer chair. If he’s not able to sit comfortably in his high chair that’s a big red flag he’s not really ready to wean.

Also ha ha ha totally agree pp above who said their 3yo looks at the steering wheel and it doesn’t mean they’re ready to drive I always hear parents using the “oh they just grabbed the food out my hand, they’re clearly ready”… if they grabbed at your glass of wine or a paracetamol you were taking would you give them that

The thing with the wine my eldest grabbed my wine glass at 6.5 months old but we decided to keep them teetotal

 

[ChampagneBox]

On her stories…Do not I repeat DO NOT pick a number unless you want a comprehensive rundown of Parker Pants achievements over the past year, ranging from being the next Michael Phelps to assisting the WHO with covid research

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Probably giving them to Parker for his dinner and the rest for her

Surely they’re just for Charlie. She doesn’t eat anything

 

[ChampagneBox]

Her and Charlie ‘shared’ that food..pull the other one