I’m done !!!!!!
The Right Honourable Professor Baldwin of Google and Crap has decided on one of two diagnoses. CRPS or JIA. Why waste time on appointments.
They will have to teach the bigger of the two brats to walk again. Really?????? She hasn’t had an amputation and a prosthetic limb fitted nor has she a serious neurological deficit.
What she has is a mother convincing her she’s ill so they can claim even more benefits.
They’re getting rid of the trampoline due to this ‘imaginary’ whoops sorry ‘puzzling’ illness and getting a swing that the brat can lay down in.
Dr B really needs to visit a children's ward or hospice and give her head a wobble.
Hopefully the hospital will involve social services. The youngest also has imaginary problems and their mother lost the plot long ago.
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Surely to good god they aren’t going on holiday now? The bigger brat girl allegedly can’t walk and is in dreadful pain to the extent can’t even go to school. She needs crutches and/or a wheelchair (allegedly). The urchin has no ‘definitive diagnoses’ Mrs B has been eating the dictionary
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
. She complains at timescales for appointments but is prepared to take them abroad and potentially miss appointments or major surgery
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
. Worse still they could end up in a foreign hospital where due to language difficulties they whip the kids appendix out