Allow me to paraphrase Tarah's stories tonight.
I'm just touching base, I've had a busy day because I used a camera that isn't a phone in selfie mode for an hour or so this morning. I'm knackered. I also got enquiries about birth photography too, that was pretty exhausting. I feel like my audience deserves a breathy chat punctuated with exaggerated swallows that always end with gross tongue clicks/lip smacks.
I'll let you in on something! (I will never explain this framing) There's an anonymous "business client" who has a business that had a HUGE "event"! I am the driving force and inspiration for this client to get her business going. When I met her she was utterly lost, but I showed her the way and she's now "blossomed and bloomed" into a VERY successful bizniz woman. She's so lucky she paid me to tell her what to do. What's this business? Who is this person? What are the details so you can all see the results of my coaching? Don't ask irrelevant questions. "I just could not be more prouder of her and seeing her evolution of woman".
My coaching includes enduring truths such as "When it comes to figuring out your worth when it is an exchange of monetary value, right? So it's an energy exchange, abundance, you know, monetary value...". Please pay me to teach you more concepts like this because I'm obviously on a level where you wish you were at. I don't have to work if I don't feel like it. I'm THAT good. I'm pioneering the way for single mothers who don't get child support to not send their kids to childcare. Clear indication of ultimate bizniz success.
In conclusion... What was the point of this? I think I wanted to tell you all that I'm transitioning, I'm transforming, I'm streamlining my life so that I'm not always grinding so hard every day! Maybe I'm having a midlife crisis. Maybe my whole adult life has been a crisis?
Thank you and goodnight. Actually, you're welcome and goodnight.