Call James with that view ... I need a laugh.
I would. Quite happily.
OT but this is an example of what I mean. Last July we had a vehicle stolen from our drive at 4am. Group of 3 men using angle grinders to get through chains. One holding the front door shut so we couldn't get out. We phoned 999 as it was happening. An hour later after non attendance of police we phoned them to say don't bother. The vehicle was long gone. Police said they'd send someone at 9am to report it. By 1pm we again told them not to bother and did it ourselves on line. No contact from police for over a week.
What really wound me up though was that day the force was busy posting pictures of
3 of their officers attending a a very small, local Pride event. 3. Maybe it would have been better if at least two of them had been out reporting and dealing with crime.
When we tweeted a local Superintendent who had a load of rainbow flags and pronouns in her bio and said she should concentrate her limited resources on crime she blocked me.
I'm all for diversity and community involvement but when resources are so limited and stretched maybe stick to the main job you're there for.
Rant over ... back to LBC