Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

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MinnieXX

MinnieXX

LaurEn, he's just not into you
And everyone but you can see its true
Noone cares about your blog
Kyle don't care about your sprog(s)
Your face and personality resemble a poo

The best I can do, English never was my best subject 🥴
 
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looserj

Ah FFS I forgot how much I despise her can Kyle and Annie cut off her WiFi or stop paying her phone bill please
 
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Lizzy 93

Lizzy 93

The shoes on my feet (Kyle bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (Kairo bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (Kai bought it)
'Cause I depend on them ( If I want it)
The watch I'm wearing (I stole it)
The house I live in (RRR bought it)
The car I'm driving (Kyle bought it)
I depend on them (I depend on them)

Dependent Ladies x
J
 
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jimginjan

jimginjan

PenelopePitstop said:
Right guys I have wrote the blog myself for this month…… my disclaimer… it probably sounds more funny in my head……


My Heineken has gone warm, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The electric curtains stuck in my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad

[Chorus: Dido]

My Heineken has gone warm, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The electric curtains stuck in my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad



[Verse 1: Eminem]
Dear Kyle, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my insta and my Snapchat at the bottom
I sent two legal letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em
But anyways, duck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your wife Annie?


Your wife’s pregnant too, You ’bout to be a father
I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her?
I’ma name her Kylie
I read about your Uncle Pete Griffin too, I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some witch who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground tit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the tit you did with City too, that tit was 4!!!!
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Lauryn

[Chorus: Dido]

My Heineken has gone warm, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The electric curtains stuck in my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad



[Verse 2: Eminem]
Dear Kyle, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans Kashpoint and Klarna
If you didn’t want to talk to me outside your ground , you didn’t have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Kairo
That’s my ickle man, he’s only 4 years old
We waited in the blisterin’ cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That’s pretty crappy, man, you’re like his fuckin’ idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do but not really….
I ain’t that mad, though I just don’t like bein’ lied to
Remember when we met in China?
You said if I’d write you, you would write back
See, I’m just like you in a way: I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you’re sayin’ in your songs
So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and put ’em on
‘Cause I don’t really got tit else
So that tit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a necklace with your name KW
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds


It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My friends are jealous ’cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don’t know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
They don’t know what it was like for people like us growin’ up
You gotta call me, man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Lauryn—P.S. We should be together too

[Chorus: Dido]

My Heineken has gone warm, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The electric curtains stuck in my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad



[Verse 3: Eminem]
Dear Mr. I’m-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This’ll be the last blog I will ever mention your ass
It’s been six months, and still no word—I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on ’em perfect
So this is my Snapchat I’m sendin’ you, I hope you hear it
I’m in the car right now, I’m doin’ 90 on the road to Cheshire
Hey, Kyle, I drank a herbal tea, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Guns n Roses, “You could be mine”
That could be us and our strawberries




But not now, Rachel Monk saw it all, then at a game, Sian found her

That’s kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin’
Now it’s too late, I’m on a thousand burners now—I’m drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Kyle, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me
See, Kyle—shut up, witch! I’m tryin’ to talk
Hey, Kyle, that’s my Bit Pete screamin’ in the trunk
But I didn’t slit her throat, I just tied her up—see? I ain’t like you
‘Cause if she loses weight, she’ll suffer more dim won’t call…….
Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the bridge now
Oh, tit, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this tit out?!

[Chorus: Dido]

My Heineken has gone warm, I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The electric curtains stuck in my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad



[Verse 4: Eminem]
Dear Lauryn, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
Yes my wife was pregnant but our son has been born
Look, I’m really fucked off you would call your daughter that
And here’s an autograph for your Kairo; I wrote it on a Sian’s cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must’ve denied you access
I think I did that tit intentionally just to diss you
But what’s this tit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that tit just clownin’, dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Lauryn, I think you need some counselin’
To help your ass from bouncin’ off the walls when you get down some
And what’s this tit about us meant to be together?
That type of tit’ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your mother need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doin’ just fine
If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you, but Lauryn
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I dont want you as a fan
I just want you to do some crazy tit
I seen this one tit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some girl spent a week dissing me on her blog
And had his wife, kids and family, in the mix too
And in the car they found a tape, and a Snapchat message but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about it, her name was—it was you
Damn…
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INCREDIBLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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giogio

giogio

Lizzy 93 said:
The shoes on my feet (Kyle bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (Kairo bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (Kai bought it)
'Cause I depend on them ( If I want it)
The watch I'm wearing (I stole it)
The house I live in (RRR bought it)
The car I'm driving (Kyle bought it)
I depend on them (I depend on them)

Dependent Ladies x
J
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The Valentino’s on my feet (we share them) 🎶
 
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spilllltheteeee

spilllltheteeee

Her insta is just posing with another womans husbands baby in her belly and showing off a house the woman has paid for with a furnishing fund given by the woman how is she not embarressed and has the cheek to hate this woman harrass her daily for years when her and her kids would have duck all if it wasnt for her, im sure i read threads back annie had said just give her anything to get rid of her
They need to take the house back they just need too
 
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K

Keep Smiling

Literally would like to knock her out. Understandably.
I can’t stand this Pratt and everything she stands for.
 
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minnietheminx

minnietheminx

She really hates Rachel Monk doesn’t she 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOOD! Rachel will play with you like a cat with a mouse, then she will chew you up and spit you out pan face 🍳 🫥
 
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spillallthetea

spillallthetea

Don't. Don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
Don't. Don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
It's much too late find
When you think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me? Oh!
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me? Oh! 🎶👀🧟‍♀️
 
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Hiyaguys

Hiyaguys

Those comments are obvs all her, she wouldn’t randomly get sudden comments now on a post from April, what’s the point Lauren? When will this end? I need this to end!
 
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looserj

Why is Annie the bad person in this? Proz and Snoz did the dirty whilst Annie was at home looking after her kids like a good mum.
Proz always the victimzshe's a total narcissist, will peddle her lies to gain the maximum amount of sympathy, thinks she's better than people with her delusional of grandeur, her feelings come first before her kids.
All these scroats in the comments supporting her narrative is bonkers, the PR have her rattled and I love it, nothing better to witness than a narcissist loosing
 
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justbeingmeee3

her obsession with annie is sickening, kyle is so much of a narc she beleived everything he said (he wants kids in his life, they are in a longstanding relationship) while also saying, take everything he says with a pinch of salt. funny how she picks and chooses what she wants to beleive. well BELEIVE ME

1. kyle and annie are together
2. if he wanted to leave her, he has enough
money and fame to be with pretty much whoever he wants, HE WOULD LEAVE
3. if he really wanted to see his kids HE WOULD
4. if annie is that much of a doormat as she says and kyle is that much of a narc, she would stick around regardless if he chose to see his kids because thats how a narc works, their rules.

the annie obsession is uncomfortable and actions speak louder than words, stop blaming annie. if kyle wanted to, kyle would, try believing that beadle eyes.
 
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