Yes! I bet thatβs it!
she also seems so condescending, even just the tone of her voice
sheβs 100% been to eleven-rife coz youβve been to tenerife 
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she also seems so condescending, even just the tone of her voice
sheβs 100% been to eleven-rife coz youβve been to tenerife 
Isla is the absolute image of her mum!
Whoβs faster? Well itβs definitely not you Kyle cos beggy says you move like a snail β¦
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FFS. The baby has been on and off with his sleep all day, because itβs bloody inset day, and you go and say something like that
Kyle on his way to court
Petition to cancel Usain for his choice in tshirt, if you know you know
FFS. The baby has been on and off with his sleep all day, because itβs bloody inset day, and you go and say something like that
Kyle on his way to court
Is he taking the mick? he donβt care at all does he
Why did Kyle do Usain like that? It's like when your friend posts a photo where only they look goodPetition to cancel Usain for his choice in tshirt, if you know you know
Also, I just had a thought. Someone was wondering what Kyle thought when he woke up with Lauryn Trapaman Begman beside him in the morning. So, here is how I think it went. I think that Kyle went out and got absolutely sloshed, making it easy for Lauryn to convince him that spending the night with her would be a good idea. Maybe she even convinced him that they had a 10 year friendship
They probably didn't even go to a hotel room because beggy was so eager to get that miracle baby 
Therefore, there was no waking up in the morning and seeing her pan face because it all happened in a club bathroom. He probably didn't even remember the whole ordeal until she contacted him via Instagram because she didn't have his number #InfinityPool #WalkerI can't remember where she said they met up but I refuse to believe that he purposefully flew her from England to another country. Surely, there were
more attractive and more discreet women in the country that he was in.
Edit - Isn't it insidious that she tried to befriend Annie? I assume that she tried to befriend her in Cheshire which is scary because Lauryn is from Brighton and has never had any reason to be in Cheshire. I thought that she was an opportunist and that Kyle got unlucky that she decided that he was the mark but some things just make it seem like she had planned all of this down to the minute. She just wasn't counting on Kyle to not want anything to do with her. I reckon that she would've just taken any rich man but for whatever reason when she saw Kyle, she decided that Kyle is THE rich man.
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Do you think Annie and Sian tell him thereβs some right funny fuckers on this thread and to give us a sign with some bants to go with itIs he taking the mick? he donβt care at all does he
Please spill what is so bad that you are unable to fix it Loz. A bit of free advice, life isnβt all about money
Oooh, do you think sheβs in court with a harassment order
Remember when someone 
it was either chloe, Mel Reeves or that Katy Jayne Morgan hulk said Kyle "had been obsessed with Lauryn for years" ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
it was either chloe, Mel Reeves or that Katy Jayne Morgan hulk said Kyle "had been obsessed with Lauryn for years" ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha 
Kyle is so taking the piss out of her
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When your face is the shade of an ooompah lumpah and your hand is as white as can be
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Nooooooo. Please stop
. No one is obsessed with her, if he was he could bleeping be with her. Absolute bunch of twats Itβs like sheβs using that cartoon filter her face looks fakeWhen your face is the shade of an ooompah lumpah and your hand is as white as can be
The fact that Kyle bumped in to him the other week and he is only posting now after her you move like a snail comment. He is winding her up. Am having some wine tonight hope she's going to blow her top. I'm sure one of her lovely very best friends will post it to her to wind her up. Wait til 5 hun until I finish work 
I so want someone to comment under the pic saying I bet you move like a snail compared to him
comment. He is winding her up. Am having some wine tonight hope she's going to blow her top. I'm sure one of her lovely very best friends will post it to her to wind her up. Wait til 5 hun until I finish work I so want someone to comment under the pic saying I bet you move like a snail compared to him
Exactly! I'm an Annie fan but I can only imagine if not Annie, out of all the other potentially beautiful, intelligent, interesting, self sufficient, rich women who've probably shown an interest in any premier league footballer, Kyle Kilner would choose to "be obsessed with" an unstable, pan faced, benefit fraudHahahahahahaha
Nooooooo. Please stop
Iβm not sure if Iβm making this up, but itβs what Iβve seen in movies in America, a father can terminate all rights to a child. So doesnβt seem them, doesnβt pay for them etc nothing. I take it itβs something that doesnβt happen in the UK?
in America, a father can terminate all rights to a child. So doesnβt seem them, doesnβt pay for them etc nothing. I take it itβs something that doesnβt happen in the UK?I donβt think Lauryns ugly, but Annie is absolutely beautiful! Supermodel material 
Yeah, I think they can sign away their rights in America. According to google it can be done in the UK. If he hasn't done that then maybe talking is chatting out of her arse and he is checking up on his son or.......he doesn't want more bad pressIβm not sure if Iβm making this up, but itβs what Iβve seen in movies
Lauryn is very ordinary, I think its the way she acts that makes her seem a bit rough. Annie and her sister are very striking, if you were out and seen them you would turn your head. If lauryn walked in, ah here comes rag and bone woman from the boxroomI donβt think Lauryns ugly, but Annie is absolutely beautiful! Supermodel material
If he was to terminate his parental rights would he still have to pay?
Yeah, I think they can sign away their rights in America. According to google it can be done in the UK. If he hasn't done that then maybe talking is chatting out of her arse and he is checking up on his son or.......he doesn't want more bad press
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