Matterbaby
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How can you say someone is amazing at something when they only post certain videos etc? She bathes Kairo and she gets called an amazing mum. She harasses his Dad and his family and she gets called an amazing mum. These people are deluded as fuck. She only reposts these to reassure herself that she’s doing amazing. So that makes her deluded too. It’s all to make her look good. ‘I must be an amazing mum because @sandra_with_10_kids said I was’ You don’t need validation from people you don’t know Lauryn.
Amazing mums don’t:
-Lie
-Manipulate
-Mentally abuse their child
-Emotionally abuse their child
-Harrass the father of their child, his wife and three other kids
-Post messages from herself and other crazy women moaning about absent fathers whilst their sister’s new born is in hospital
-Sit on their fake ass all day moaning about not getting a house, or money whilst unemployed
-Force their child to have the same initials as his non existent dad
-Wear a necklace with their child’s non existent Dad’s initial round their neck
-Force their child to learn a language the rest of the family don’t speak.
-Force their child to follow in their non existent Dads footsteps.
-Moan about key workers working hard through a pandemic whilst being unemployed
-Hang around with anyone who is related to football
-Stop their child expressing who they really want to be
-Get friends to take pictures and then send them to a newspaper, faking a story that they saved a baby in their £1000 coat
-Tag when they take their child to the dentist
-Post a recording of their child crying for them whilst they are out living their materialistic lifestyle
-Allow their sister to draw a cock on their child’s back and laugh
-Plaster their child with a strawberry filter. They either post their child or not.
-Send messages to themselves making out they are some sort of hero mum and then sharing to their stories
-Lie about the relationship with the father
-Lie about having a serious infertility issue
-Lie about getting a hysterectomy for a shit article in a shit newspaper but later on tells people she would like more children
-Sells a scam bracelet
-Do swipe ups for popular socks and shoes you can Google yourself
-Creates a website wholly based on themselves making people pay for information they can get for free
-Pretend they weren’t being papped on the beach when they know that beach is full of paps
-Start a petition, trying to change the law on how men from one night stands shouldn’t have a say in whether they want to be involved
-Take a photo of their child in front of a projector which has their Dad and his national football team on it
-Scream it’s #allornone! When the Dad has his other children on his boots, something he always has done
-Blame the other woman
-Spend hundreds of pounds on beauty treatments whilst being unemployed
-Goes to tanning beds claiming a Dr advised them too
-Expect other people to do everything for them.
-Take things for granted.
Amazing mums don’t:
-Lie
-Manipulate
-Mentally abuse their child
-Emotionally abuse their child
-Harrass the father of their child, his wife and three other kids
-Post messages from herself and other crazy women moaning about absent fathers whilst their sister’s new born is in hospital
-Sit on their fake ass all day moaning about not getting a house, or money whilst unemployed
-Force their child to have the same initials as his non existent dad
-Wear a necklace with their child’s non existent Dad’s initial round their neck
-Force their child to learn a language the rest of the family don’t speak.
-Force their child to follow in their non existent Dads footsteps.
-Moan about key workers working hard through a pandemic whilst being unemployed
-Hang around with anyone who is related to football
-Stop their child expressing who they really want to be
-Get friends to take pictures and then send them to a newspaper, faking a story that they saved a baby in their £1000 coat
-Tag when they take their child to the dentist
-Post a recording of their child crying for them whilst they are out living their materialistic lifestyle
-Allow their sister to draw a cock on their child’s back and laugh
-Plaster their child with a strawberry filter. They either post their child or not.
-Send messages to themselves making out they are some sort of hero mum and then sharing to their stories
-Lie about the relationship with the father
-Lie about having a serious infertility issue
-Lie about getting a hysterectomy for a shit article in a shit newspaper but later on tells people she would like more children
-Sells a scam bracelet
-Do swipe ups for popular socks and shoes you can Google yourself
-Creates a website wholly based on themselves making people pay for information they can get for free
-Pretend they weren’t being papped on the beach when they know that beach is full of paps
-Start a petition, trying to change the law on how men from one night stands shouldn’t have a say in whether they want to be involved
-Take a photo of their child in front of a projector which has their Dad and his national football team on it
-Scream it’s #allornone! When the Dad has his other children on his boots, something he always has done
-Blame the other woman
-Spend hundreds of pounds on beauty treatments whilst being unemployed
-Goes to tanning beds claiming a Dr advised them too
-Expect other people to do everything for them.
-Take things for granted.
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or am I giving her ideas for another petition! ALL baby mamis initials tattooed or none at all!
