Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

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What Lozza baby’s Instagram should really look like looooool

THIS is what Lauryn Goodman really looks like. Yes she’s on a hot beach, pregnant but this is the real, actual witch faced, greedy, selfish trollop.
Where did you get those stunning pictures 😍
 
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What Lozza baby’s Instagram should really look like looooool

THIS is what Lauryn Goodman really looks like. Yes she’s on a hot beach, pregnant but this is the real, actual witch faced, greedy, selfish trollop.
Excuse me. Some of us have absolutely no willpower so indulge in mountains of food on a Saturday evening. Those pictures need a content warning my stomach was not prepared for that.
 
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Excuse me. Some of us have absolutely no willpower so indulge in mountains of food on a Saturday evening. Thos pictures need a content warning my stomach was not prepared for that.
Reading this as I’ve just eaten a fudge and am currently sucking/licking out (get your filthy minds out the gutter!!) a creme egg 😂😂
 
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Reading this as I’ve just eaten a fudge and am currently sucking/licking out (get your filthy minds out the gutter!!) a creme egg 😂😂
Oh don't I have to be good now, I'm going to see that personal trainer next week and she wants me to keep a food diary for the next few days 😂😂.

Am going to be a disgusting pig tonight and then it ll be just fruit cereal, chicken etc with maybe a chocolate bar or 2 in there somewhere just to keep it real. I need to embarrass myself into not eating shite so a stranger looking at my bad habits will keep me in check 😂😂🤩
 
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Oh don't I have to be good now, I'm going to see that personal trainer next week and she wants me to keep a food diary for the next few days 😂😂.

Am going to be a disgusting pig tonight and then it ll be just fruit cereal, chicken etc with maybe a chocolate bar or 2 in there somewhere just to keep it real. I need to embarrass myself into not eating shite so a stranger looking at my bad habits will keep me in check 😂😂🤩
I lost 3 pounds this week, so I must be doing something right 😂
I need a personal trainer, get rid of my fat arms and legs 😭
I used to be so skinny 💔 now I’ve got 20 chins like our Loz in the photos up top
 
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Yea they did
Something like she is not the sort of custom you want to attract
Ironic because Lauryn is a stalker. The restaurant didn’t attract her, the fact that Annie and her friends have been there did………If that’s the criteria for never going to a restaurant again, then they’re going to run out of places. Big Loz is following them :ROFLMAO:
 
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I lost 3 pounds this week, so I must be doing something right 😂
I need a personal trainer, get rid of my fat arms and legs 😭
I used to be so skinny 💔 now I’ve got 20 chins like our Loz in the photos up top
Ah well done keep up the good work 🥰.
This is like my last resort paying for help I just can't get back to my supermodel self 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just went to tesco and got melon, tomatoes, pineapple. I need to get rid of tree trunk arms and legs and I need to get back to the gym 6 times a week before I decided to identify as Jabba the hut.

Lairen get off private hun it's a Saturday night and we want to see you out on the tiles dancing round your handbag with your shagging bangles jingling attracting a rich fool for a sibling for juanathan
 
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Pity how they don’t mention Middlesbrough playing but when Kyles playing even though he don’t wana know em is playing there all over that tv
 
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Is Chloe struggling to get a magazine interested in her baby reveal? It’s been weeks :ROFLMAO: sucks for Lauryn that she couldn’t do that :LOL:
 
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Ah well done keep up the good work 🥰.
This is like my last resort paying for help I just can't get back to my supermodel self 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just went to tesco and got melon, tomatoes, pineapple. I need to get rid of tree trunk arms and legs and I need to get back to the gym 6 times a week before I decided to identify as Jabba the hut.

Lairen get off private hun it's a Saturday night and we want to see you out on the tiles dancing round your handbag with your shagging bangles jingling attracting a rich fool for a sibling for juanathan
Ah, thanks! I miss chocolate and crisps. I miss being able to eat crap without putting on weight 😂

Honestly, she’s so boring. You’re not missing anything. Not even a Spanish King
 
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Ah, thanks! I’m miss chocolate and crisps. I miss being able to eat crap without putting on weight 😂

Honestly, she’s so boring. You’re not missing anything. Not even a Spanish King
I know when I was going to the gym all the time I still ate loads of crap but worked it off. I want to be that girl again. Its true what they say its harder to lose weight as you get older.

We need a meltdown, we want the singing canary
 
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I know when I was going to the gym all the time I still ate loads of crap but worked it off. I want to be that girl again. Its true what they say its harder to lose weight as you get older.

We need a meltdown, we want the singing canary
Is there any way that we could help her with that? 😭 I’m desperate 🥴 What do you need us to do, jangle bangle? xx
 
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I’m dying to know what she’s posted on Kairo’s account. Like what is the point of a post if she’s the only follower …. :unsure:

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I’ve been wondering that as well. Unfortunately, I am not a hacker and will never know. Maybe I’ll have to begin a sting operation where I attempt to befriend her just like she did with Annie :ROFLMAO:

My guess is that it’s an edited photo of her, Kyle and Kairo. Maybe Annie and RRR are in the background but she’s put them in a jail cell or something 🥴😭

Edit - Or she’s written up all the dirt she supposedly has on Kyle. It’s one of those blackmail situations where if anything happens to her (as in she’s arrested or they get a restraining order against her), the info will be released:rolleyes:

I’m dying to know what she’s posted on Kairo’s account. Like what is the point of a post if she’s the only follower …. :unsure:

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We’ve been wondering this for weeks she’s fukin not right that woman
She posted it just so she can be the one to view it !!
She wants a reaction from KW
BUT she will play the victim as per
Poor me
No money
Can’t post
Being stalked

Also someone mentioned about Chloe’s baby don’t shoot me but I imagine she’s waiting for his rash to go down ?
She said ages ago she would talk about her birth story
Milking it for all it’s worth Jesus 🐄
Really hope they don’t mention Lairen & Juan in the article
They seem to always leave two lines for the pity party.
 
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