Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

[TheLadyTea]

It was well worth it and it was for my birthday, and diets are banned for at least a week either side

Man City are playing tomorrow. We won’t get stories til then

Here girls

Does she not realise these people she’s hiding from are already lurking and following her

I feel like this was a direct at us. I follow her and had no idea she was private, yet it’s been mentioned on here. If you follow, how do you know?

Mot sure how it’s her job. Not quite sure what she does apart from af links, and I’m pretty sure you can’t do them on private? She moans about being a mum and slates the baby daddy, she doesn’t ‘work’ through her Instagram. She is not an ‘influencer’ apart from where to get white Nike socks

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So, she just wants to know if Kyle is using a fake account to stalk her? I guess she had to disclose which account she uses to stalk Annie Soon, she'll realise that they get their info from tattle Loz, we've been trying to tell you

 

[Lizzy 93]

Thank you Lairen the people spoke and you listened
I also follow her tit show simply to come here and laugh tbh not because I like her she’s tragic

She would Never close her account also Lairen you dumb fuckkkk no one can use something about you if it wasn’t true ?
You decided to post Juan in designer clothes which I imagine has been brought up and your nights in ldn which is a luxury tbh.

That’s your own fault !!! YOU like to boast like you went quiet at Christmas because you knew it would be used against you although kids under 2 go free you silly tart

Also again like someone said going on private isn’t gonna pay your lekky ?
Where is your mum community for the 7.99 advert
Please don’t offend real influencers who are making money off the gram you’re begging for work

THE HOLIDAYS
Of course Kyle should ask your honour why should he have to pay for your Caribbean tan and lightbulb teeth
Poor Lairen skint

 

[TheLadyTea]

You beat me too it.

Bless her claiming to have a job. Silly cow.

I mentioned that Kyle's legal team are probably watching her every move and she posts this... everyone already following you is already there. We post what she puts on here anyway so even if she removes the "stalker" accounts they can find it anyway. She is incredibly thick.

Considering deleting her account... yeah right if she can't post and boast about her designer tit and escort nights out in London they didn't really happen.

I am actually gutted she's back. Stupid witch face.

I bet no one has asked her why she's private. She's just been reading the requests for content over here. Like why would any of her followers know if she was private or not? Unless they were trying to unfollow

 

[4FoxAche]

I think for me it's any advice welcome in the DMs.

Genuine advice: STOP USING JUAN'S MONEY TO FUND YOURSELF AND SPEND IT ON HIM. Furthermore, Instagram is not a job nor is preying on vulnerability, benefits fraud or being a con artist.

You're welcome

I bet no one has asked her why she's private. She's just been reading the requests for content over here. Like why would any of her followers know if she was private or not, unless they were trying to unfollow

Exactly this. Noone has asked WHY she's private they either wouldn't know or requested to follow her. That doesn't count as asking why. She is just so thick and basic she can't help but dig herself deeper.

 

[TheLadyTea]

I think for me it's any advice welcome in the DMs.

Genuine advice: STOP USING JUAN'S MONEY TO FUND YOURSELF AND SPEND IT ON HIM. Furthermore, Instagram is not a job nor is preying on vulnerability, benefits fraud or being a con artist.

You're welcome


Exactly this. Noone has asked WHY she's private they either wouldn't know or requested to follow her. That doesn't count as asking why. She is just so thick and basic she can't help but dig herself deeper.

Now, now, I wouldn't call her an artist. She hasn't exactly mastered her craft

Edit - She won't listen, you didn't send it in her DMs.

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

That's her job you can just feel her pain writing that because she thought laying on her back getting pregnant to a rich footballer would set her up for life lol what an embarrasment she is. She should just disappear into obscurity for her sons sake although I would miss her tit show of a life

 

[Lizzy 93]

How long until she screenshots a dm she sent herself to ask why she’s private surely they’re following her already ?

Also it’s ok for her to stalk KYLEs creepy fan page but he can’t squash her legal demands ?

 

[4FoxAche]

Thank you Lairen the people spoke and you listened
I also follow her tit show simply to come here and laugh tbh not because I like her she’s tragic

She would Never close her account also Lairen you dumb fuckkkk no one can use something about you if it wasn’t true ?
You decided to post Juan in designer clothes which I imagine has been brought up and your nights in ldn which is a luxury tbh.

That’s your own fault !!! YOU like to boast like you went quiet at Christmas because you knew it would be used against you although kids under 2 go free you silly tart

Also again like someone said going on private isn’t gonna pay your lekky ?
Where is your mum community for the 7.99 advert
Please don’t offend real influencers who are making money off the gram you’re begging for work

THE HOLIDAYS
Of course Kyle should ask your honour why should he have to pay for your Caribbean tan and lightbulb teeth
Poor Lairen skint

She can’t dispute its true and she knows it. She's bitter because it's being used against her and she can't do what she wants. It's that constant reminder that Kyle is willing to pay for Kairo whilst keeping a distance because she's a nightmare. It reinforces that SHE is rejected and SHE is unwanted. She's angry and bitter about that.

She feels entitled to Annie's lifestyle and is angry she's being stopped.

Now, now, I wouldn't call her an artist. She hasn't exactly mastered her craft

Edit - She won't listen, you didn't send it in her DMs.

If anyone wants to screenshot and say they've just popped on Tattle to nose and have seen this so she can defend herself. Be my guest

 

[Trefl]

Here girls

Does she not realise these people she’s hiding from are already lurking and following her

I feel like this was a direct at us. I follow her and had no idea she was private, yet it’s been mentioned on here. If you follow, how do you know?

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I’ve always wondered this as well - she always updated her followers when private but how the hell would we even know as we already follow??

 

[TheLadyTea]

I think that when Kyle's legal team beats her for good, she'll try to steal Grant or she'll dye her hair black, change her name to Annie Walker (she'll think it's fine since Annie isn't using it) and try to crack on with a different footballer. Man United this time?

 

[Jolie1988]

I don't follow her that's why I know she's private. a job, we ll crack the jokes Lair face.

No-one wants to work with her because she is nasty, cath at social nation had enough of her and now she's back to caroline or someone at Hotmail.

I have just messaged a personal trainer as I have no willpower and I have zero motivation at the moment, like Heidi, I need someone to take me out for walkies

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

She really should have a day off from being a classless ho!! Her and Annie are oceans apart no wonder she has that ring on her finger and she's a sad lonely bastard.

 

[Jolie1988]

She really should have a day off from being a classless ho!! Her and Annie are oceans apart no wonder she has that ring on her finger and she's a sad lonely bastard.

Oh is she now learning why Kyle was nice to her, it's took her a while

 

[Matterbaby]

Hmmm… she follows people waits for them to follow back and then unfollows them. Who would message her, who isn’t following her asking her why she is private? Anyone who isn’t helping her follower number go up, is useless. How dare they not follow her, making her look popular and wanted lol

so you know you have a ‘lavish life’ then? If she knows it gets used against her, she must have a guilty conscience. The evidence is in this thread that she portrays this expensive way of life.

Instagram isn’t the only job in the world. It’s obviously not paying her enough seeing as she wants more money from Kyle. Indeed is a great place to find a job! She has this attitude that if she can’t be an influencer, she can’t be anything. What about her sisters? One went to uni and graduated and is an aesthetician and the other did TV work and owns Opiah Cosmetics. Why does Lauryn depend on 105k followers, most seem just as crazy as she is? Get an actual job! Set up a support group in local area seeing as she has such a community.

I would love nothing more than to close this account. Do it then? Another call for attention. It’s like when someone says they are deleting their Facebook and make a big deal about it. Just delete it the best thing for Kairo and herself would be to live a private life.

Any advice welcome… delete your account, find a job or do a course and focus on giving Kairo the BEST life PRIVATELY.

 

[TheLadyTea]

Oh is she now learning why Kyle was nice to her, it's took her a while

I doubt he even had to try. Her meeting Annie in that bar months before she met Kyle is pretty telling. She wanted him before day 1 She would've done anything for that

 

[Jellybean093]

Hmmm… she follows people waits for them to follow back and then unfollows them. Who would message her, who isn’t following her asking her why she is private? Anyone who isn’t helping her follower number go up, is useless. How dare they not follow her, making her look popular and wanted lol

so you know you have a ‘lavish life’ then? If she knows it gets used against her, she must have a guilty conscience. The evidence is in this thread that she portrays this expensive way of life.

Instagram isn’t the only job in the world. It’s obviously not paying her enough seeing as she wants more money from Kyle. Indeed is a great place to find a job! She has this attitude that if she can’t be an influencer, she can’t be anything. What about her sisters? One went to uni and graduated and is an aesthetician and the other did TV work and owns Opiah Cosmetics. Why does Lauryn depend on 105k followers, most seem just as crazy as she is? Get an actual job! Set up a support group in local area seeing as she has such a community.

I would love nothing more than to close this account. Do it then? Another call for attention. It’s like when someone says they are deleting their Facebook and make a big deal about it. Just delete it the best thing for Kairo and herself would be to live a private life.

Any advice welcome… delete your account, find a job or do a course and focus on giving Kairo the BEST life PRIVATELY.

I’m not mentally ready for her to delete her account please don’t encourage this
I do encourage her leaving King out of this though
@Jolie1988 is it you who’s been asking why she is private all in her DMs

 

[Jolie1988]

I’m not mentally ready for her to delete her account please don’t encourage this
I do encourage her leaving King out of this though
@Jolie1988 is it you who’s been asking why she is private all in her DMs

Aye it was me, I was like get a grip hun, pull those crusty knickers up take a deep breath and show the world the whole crazy you

 

[TheLadyTea]

Who is she kidding? She'd have to search far and wide to find a man that wants to sleep with her She'd have to be the last woman on earth at this point or she'd have to commit identity theft Whoops, she's already gearing up for that

 

[Jolie1988]

Who is she kidding? She'd have to search far and wide to find a man that wants to sleep with her She'd have to be the last woman on earth at this point or she'd have to commit identity theft Whoops, she's already gearing up for that

Aww cmon she's got her choice of vegan dan, Paul, Ryan or Carl. That lassie has options

 

[Jellybean093]

Aye it was me, I was like get a grip hun, pull those crusty knickers up take a deep breath and show the world the whole crazy you

Ahaha
She’d probably accept you even if you said that so desperate