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Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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I hope the landlord decides to sell next yearShe does know her place is rented right?
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Chaz hasn’t got LaHaircut this weekend for some reason…
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That salon is just down the road from me, bet she parked on double yellowsI hope the landlord decides to sell next year
Jesus the amount of illness in that house! I’d imagine bubbagel with be following soon too! I sense a trip to the ospital, post for the gram and then moaning like duck about how exhausted she is!
It's all the chemicals in the face, body, hair, nails, Turkish rug I'd bet and the low immunity being a sloth byg
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You reckon she'd be in trouble if people cared enough to report her to the ASA? She's lucky most of her followers are bots. She declares maybe one in twenty gifts or things she gets cheaper because she tags them
When she tried to wink and couldn’tShe WISHES she looked like this…
Photoshopped off half her face
4th fake face of the day…
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No subject though. One day we’ll get a full sentence.
What does ‘day 14 hours down’ mean?
No worries, 'DAY 14 HOURS DOWN', her brian's regulated itself againWhen she tried to wink and couldn’t
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No subject though. One day we’ll get a full sentence.
We need a BYG dictionary. Also The Magic Coming.Dearie me.
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Seriously, is anyone on here interested in anyone else's fireplace ?
If my sister said, Come and see my new fireplace, I'd be saying, You're ok, I'll meet you in Wetherspoons in an hour.
She fascinates me.
Day 1, 4 hours down I reckon. But she's bleeping illiterate, so who knows?
But wait! She's posted it on the SECOND day, not Day 1. And she's posted it round 2pm, so maybe she's referring to 14 hours into the day? Has our gel joined the forces?! I was born in Essix innit, but I was made on countless tanning beds, hair salons and back offices of dentists. I feel so much safer already!
I am reporting her. She takes the piss. Hopefully they will do something.
Why are the company even putting a media wall in a rented property ffs? I hope the landlord sells and kicks her out.
Ooo imagine the microwaves she could stack in there.
Why the duck would you want a 6ft fish tank sizes fire place? Under a massive tv too. A chippy and a plasterer doing well out of idiots.
LaBristow also has a personalised cake as a treat 
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It's the new chav fad. It'll be taken back out in a year. She's the 'numba won inflooenser'. When people with taste (aka tattlers) see those home decor monstrosities, were so horrified she influences us to definitely not do that.
I read it as day 14 to start with. I mean if that’s all they’ve done in 2 weeks they need sacking
But then again I realised how illiterate BYG is and how she never uses punctuation, so it lichrally could mean anything 
Day 14 hours down.
Day 2 I meant and 14 hours down.
Notwell.
The magic coming.
Wow it's coming.
How the Nobel Prize committee for literature has managed to overlook her for years at this point is a mystery to me
Day 2 I meant and 14 hours down.
Notwell.
The magic coming.
Wow it's coming.
How the Nobel Prize committee for literature has managed to overlook her for years at this point is a mystery to me
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