Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[Clickbait]

Jesus is this meant to be her pregnant with Lorena or Labristow?
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According to BYG: “Lorena was an 8lb 9oz solid baby who looked like Larose and actually weighed exactly the same as her." So could be either, but I think it was Lorena as I remember the photoshoot with the flimsy material and her herniated off-centre belly button popping out

Lauren Goodger glows as she cradles blossoming baby bump in stunning photoshoot

Lauren Goodger showed off her growing baby bump as she posed in a selection of bodysuits for her latest photoshoot

www.ok.co.uk

 

[Mydog]

I've just put a breakfast casserole in the oven and that bike video reminded me I forgot to put my sausages in.
See our BYG does have a purpose.

 

[Jujujulia95]

Poor lad likely completely confused by our gel getting her nails done in her underpants (probably supposed to be shorts but five sizes too small and thus eaten up by her lady bits)

 

[Norfolking Good]

She finally realised she has broken the law due to her own stupidity and hoping her erotic trotters can help with getting a softer sentence

 

[geordiegirl]

Poor lad likely completely confused by our gel getting her nails done in her underpants (probably supposed to be shorts but five sizes too small and thus eaten up by her lady bits)

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Maybe try a dictionary or something Lozza when you can’t sleep or read up on how to string a sentence together to make it literate

Seems to be flashing the cash again at the min…

 

[Jujujulia95]

Also, me, thinking about dinner

 

[troutpout69]

Poor lad likely completely confused by our gel getting her nails done in her underpants (probably supposed to be shorts but five sizes too small and thus eaten up by her lady bits)

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Imaging him being faced with the stench and sight of Big Loz’s chunky growler! Enough to scar him for the rest of his life!

 

[Jujujulia95]

Imaging him being faced with the stench and sight of Big Loz’s chunky growler! Enough to scar him for the rest of his life!

Bit of a Sharon Stone moment you mean?

 

[troutpout69]

Bit of a Sharon Stone moment you mean?

Big Loz is certainly no Sharon Stone though!

 

[Emmie81]

Big Loz is certainly no Sharon Stone though!

She’s more shamu 100 stone

 

[Anna666]

That poor guy, doing her trotters ... while she's wearing shorts up her massive sweaty clunge, on such a hot day ... maybe if Little Britain makes a come back, they can use her, she won't need padding or makeup to play Bubbles

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Little miss piggy getting face and nails and hair done today. She doesnt get it though, all her tit she gets done has zero impact !! U can dress a pig up but it’s still a pig ( no offense to the pig owners)!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well the Neanderthal is certainly going for it today. Thing is you big fat, thick as tit, ugly bleep, you're completely rotten to the core and nothing can't fix that.

Let's hope they throw the book at you.

 

[Norfolking Good]

I initially thought the light was from her minge, bit like a fridge light but now realise the foot spa is lit up instead

 

[IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer]

She WISHES she looked like this…

Photoshopped off half her face

4th fake face of the day…

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She WISHES she looked like this…

Photoshopped off half her face

4th fake face of the day…

And she will still be too embarrassed to turn up in court next to Jasmine. And she will still be to embarrassed to get papped in her true Butch state

 

[Nosymum]

Surely she’s not getting all this for free! Wonder who has bubba gurl me neva leave 24/7 mama

 

[fuelledonmagicstars]

So she can’t go to court for the day because of childcare (she defo used that excuse) but managed to have a day child free for Botox, a pedicure and hair colour and extensions. I wish the judge or someone of relevance could see that and be able to say you’re attending court in person or you’ll be arrested. I really hope she gets her comeuppance

 

[Emmie81]

Has she just posted 2 different boats within hours of one another ?

Talk about rivalling the titanic for the quickest sinking tragedy

*still a bleep

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Where’s LaKoala while all this pampering is going on? I thought she never alone?