She's not been able to locate it since sitting on it for the first time.I wonder if she’s still got the exercise bike?
'Tis a mystery!
Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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'Tis a mystery!
To be fair I immediately clocked the fact she had a padel racket, as it seems like it's a very 'current' sport. But the fact it looked brand new and she's not exactly 'sporty' just made me conclude this was just the latest in a a godawful pap stroll cash grab 
Well I’ve completely changed my mind. She is a sporty fitness babe. I can’t believe I thought she was a sloth like, obese, lazy, unmotivated consumer of everything deep fried. This new management have really rehabilitated her image. She’s even getting her squats in whilst on the phone, in the middle of the road, wow what a dedicated gym bod. Unreeuew hun
Why are her knees so big / wide? She is so overweight for her frame.
This is true, it was a prop. She’s probably an ‘all the gear no idea’ kinda gal, or puts on gym wear and buys a smoothie to make herself believe she’s worked out.To be fair I immediately clocked the fact she had a padel racket, as it seems like it's a very 'current' sport. But the fact it looked brand new and she's not exactly 'sporty' just made me conclude this was just the latest in a a godawful pap stroll cash grab
Yeh and buys tit to renovate her RENTAL and thinks she’s living the plush life. She’s just a wannabe Jess Wright with her house trying to copy everything she has it seems. Landlord must be happy. She’s just deluded. Save the money for your own house not to renovate the landlords. All for show she is. Right now she’s using the same builders as Cloe B just used. So original.
Thanks for the lovely comments I've just read and I've added heart emojis for them, they much appreciated Love Pom 
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Travellers and chavs has more taste than to have this tit in their home! Its bleeping awful
Red alert red alert she’s using the exercise bikeI wonder if she’s still got the exercise bike?
tell us you don’t read here Lozza without telling us 
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She's obviously grifted this media wall. What's the point when she doesn't even own the property but renting it?
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I'm surprised this bicycle hasn't buckled with the weight of this ugly, Neanderthal looking, big fat bleep.
Put your tits away ffs you rough old slag.
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She's obviously grifted this media wall. What's the point when she doesn't even own the property but renting it?
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I'm surprised this bicycle hasn't buckled with the weight of this ugly, Neanderthal looking, big fat bleep.
Put your tits away ffs you rough old slag.
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Yuck the bike video is vomit. She’s obese and trying to look sexy with sweaty breasts on a bike her arse doesn’t fit. The smell around her must be awful. She’s nearly 40 and acting like a tween. So cringe. No wonder she has no mates it’s embarrassing knowing her. Gross. I’ve got shivers.
I thought this, adding the heart made it more suggestive. There must be a clothed photo of the child playing she could have used. For a woman who essentially works in the sex industry she sure is comfortable sharing images of her small daughter.Absolutely disgusting, sexualising LaBristow with that emoji placement (why even take that photo in the first place?) and then that hideous attempt at being sexy
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It's just too insulting to travelers and CHAVs to put Lauren in the same category as them and really not fair on them.Travellers and chavs has more taste than to have this tit in their home! Its bleeping awful
I can’t even play the 1% club without me thinking of lard face … or maybe POM.
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Jesus is this meant to be her pregnant with Lorena or Labristow?
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Either way she looks like that wicked character from beauty and the beast? I think that’s the one. I thought her endgame was to get more OF pervs to join up, why would they join something that’s so unattractive like this.
Cos of the weirdos who have pregnancy fetishes I reckon!
I’m sure there’s a better one. But this one
gave my Goodger vibes
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Her posts are getting grosser by the day. My stomach is churning. Yuck she’s vile. Nobody wants to see that. Maybe save it for Butch porn.
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Her posts are getting grosser by the day. My stomach is churning. Yuck she’s vile. Nobody wants to see that. Maybe save it for Butch porn.
Are we supposed to be impressed with that video of her tits and flabby thighs on the bike?
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