Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[troutpout69]

Assume she has the Emma then, I did it looks just as bad in a massive room - it’s just ugly as hell https://londonrugcompany.com/collections/loved-by-celebs/products/emma

It’s certainly vile but it looks 100 times worse in her sloth pit! I always feel she’d be more at home in a pig stye on a farm!

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

So much passive-aggressive twaddle, "Save it, I'm good, no bad vibes, just wanted to air this" whilst she's absolutely seething.

I've noticed the lawn is overgrown, maybe time to beg for a lawn mower, although, then she would also need to beg for one of her 'acquaintances' to do it for her, because I absolutely can't picture our BYG putting one together and then pushing it even an inch.

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Stunning?
So stunning she has kept the wrapper on?
Like wee old ladies used to do with their three piece suites…

 

[Jujujulia95]

The way she admires herself, I can't! Filter cant't quite keep up

 

[Norfolking Good]

Can’t wait to see her police mugshot with no filters. They won’t know who she is from her insta photos

 

[maggisojuicy]

Assume she has the Emma then, I did it looks just as bad in a massive room - it’s just ugly as hell https://londonrugcompany.com/collections/loved-by-celebs/products/emma

Looks like the dogs dragged its arse down it

 

[Piff paff puff]

Stunning?
So stunning she has kept the wrapper on?
Like wee old ladies used to do with their three piece suites…

Oh! So the wrapper WAS on that rug?!
Gypsy travellers keep the plastic wrapping on everything. She's deffo one of them!

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Can’t wait to see her police mugshot with no filters. They won’t know who she is from her insta photos

Our town used to have something called Pubwatch.
Banned from one, banned from them all.
I got a 3 month stretch for something ridiculous around 2012/2013.
My pal worked in one of the bars.
There was a list!
WITH MUGSHOTS!!

Myra Hindley eat your heart out.

I had a mugshot from something like 2006/7 & that’s what the bastards used.

The police camera don’t lie

100% candid / no filter !

Please someone leak this, us scrunchies are in sore need of some excitement

 

[behindthesofa]

The size of those lips! They're as big as one of those inflatable boats that comes across the Channel and holds 100 people!

Back to the gym again eye-bleeping itself.

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That top reminds me of a knock-off handbag I bought in China Town, NY. I just liked the colour, but the vendor saw me looking and swapped the badge saying, 'I make it Prada for you!', so I felt obliged

 

[wrongturn]

The way she admires herself, I can't! Filter cant't quite keep up


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The sorry state of those tho

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

I definitely would, I just wouldn’t tell anyone!

Same

 

[Bluenose70💙]

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Surely they must have bulk bought them at a knock down price from carpet shops that couldn't sell them

Its as thin as BYG thinks she is, its hideous, I thought something had been spilt on the floor at first.

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

She’s 100% both right? Always thought she gave off traveller vibes.

Whatever mix she is there’s definitely some Neanderthal in her, it’s the ridged brow (!)

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Its as thin as BYG thinks she is, its hideous, I thought something had been spilt on the floor at first.
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It looked like Essicks had been hit by a minor earthquake that split the floor open

 

[troutpout69]

Thread suggestion: Lauren Goodger #94

Big Loz got gifted a nasty cheap rug
and piled on more weight for her body to lug!

 

[A-Soul]

Lauren Goodger buries her head in her hands during tense phone call

The TOWIE star, 37, appeared in court last week after she was charged with being paid to promote risky investments on Instagram.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Scrunchies assemble!

Do we reckon Lozza mistook her appearance in court for a badminton court?

 

[Kilo005]

Loool classic Backgrid with her pouts and squat. Is this a feeble attempt for people to feel sorry for her? She’s so tragic.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Lauren Goodger buries her head in her hands during tense phone call

The TOWIE star, 37, appeared in court last week after she was charged with being paid to promote risky investments on Instagram.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Scrunchies assemble!

Do we reckon Lozza mistook her appearance in court for a badminton court?

Hahaha. So this is all her new PR company can come up with??? Let’s get you in DM and pretend you look stressed while holding some racquet to make it look like your sporty and losing weight and then we can get you a weight loss deal (that no one will ever sponsor). We’re not buying it fatty!!! Show us the real deal
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Wow how embarrassing. This is awful
She’s getting desperate

 

[A-Soul]

Hahaha. So this is all her new PR company can come up with??? Let’s get you in DM and pretend you look stressed while holding some racquet to make it look like your sporty and losing weight and then we can get you a weight loss deal (that no one will ever sponsor). We’re not buying it fatty!!! Show us the real deal

Don’t be so cynical! Our ‘gel HAD to do her trademark gorilla crouch as she was SO overwhelmed (babez) by passers-by telling her how GAWJUS she iz. Off to find a puddle she did (like a supermarket we need), so she could stare at herself to see if it was true. 🪞 It’s a burden being so, SO soff’… so bewful… so ‘lots of good attention.’

PS: I feel sorry for the tennis balls she’s going to pummel with those ham shanks disguised as arms.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

@Pom Bear - could you sit her on a toilet please?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Christ I'm cringing for her. The 'acting skills' are straight out of a My Guy photostory (showing my age). SURELY there are better ways to earn a living