You’re forgetting this is BYG, she doesn’t have time to pull the rug flat and hoovering!! Only plebs hoover she gets in a company to do that for her because god forbid she use her own trotters and hands to move a hoover about. She is what all women should aspire to, so tits out, iron Spanx on and find yourself a sugar daddy ladies!!
Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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Excellent point, I hadn’t had my sugar in my tea today and clearly forgot that our busy young gel doesn’t have time for cleaning and hoovering, always time for a request for services though
“Does any1 no a gd rug sello taper to my floor. NE companies who-va rugs? DM me”
I don’t have a large kitchen, but I feel like a rug in a kitchen is unhygienic? I just want to be able to hoover and mop the floor easily - especially with child.
Just wait for that rug to be covered in beans, sweetcorn and takeaway. She’ll then be begging for someone to come clean it. Lazy bleep.
I had a look at the London Rug Company's website and its owned by super-chav Dawn Ward, with rugs on there endorsed by the likes of Holly Hagan 
Surely they must have bulk bought them at a knock down price from carpet shops that couldn't sell themI had a look at the London Rug Company's website and its owned by super-chav Dawn Ward, with rugs on there endorsed by the likes of Holly Hagan
Say no more!I had a look at the London Rug Company's website and its owned by super-chav Dawn Ward, with rugs on there endorsed by the likes of Holly Hagan
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Buying from Temu straight out of the Chinese sweatshops.Surely they must have bulk bought them at a knock down price from carpet shops that couldn't sell them
Those rugs have never been anywhere near London 
why do these chavs add “London” to their business names.
Shipped straight from a sweatshop in China to your door in Essex Lozza! Plastic old tat.
Get the London Look from Old Fish wife Dawneh Ward!
why do these chavs add “London” to their business names. Shipped straight from a sweatshop in China to your door in Essex Lozza! Plastic old tat.
Get the London Look from Old Fish wife Dawneh Ward!
If you can’t afford a rug from anywhere but temu or shein please don’t buy! The chemical compounds, the lack of fire testing - it could literally contain poisons and you want to let your baby crawl on that then put their hands in their mouth?! Just go without and disinfect your kitchen floorsSay no more!
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Buying from Temu straight out of the Chinese sweatshops.
Assuming she means OF? Sad how she always returns to it like an addict, thought the new management might have talked sense into her. I wonder if she likes the validation so much, even if it’s superficial and sexual? But I guess it’s something she doesn’t get IRL from men (I don’t believe her for a second when she claims she gets a lot of ‘good attention’ from men and that there are soccer players in her DMs)
https://londonrugcompany.com/pages/loved-by-celebs Jesus wept, that's enough to put you off any of them
Does she think that look is attractive? She looks like a face with a smacked arse.
Dead behind the eyes. Lights are (barely even) on and no one’s home.
there is LICHRALLY no sign of brain activity 
If fatso’s lips 
get any bigger, they’re going to burst and she’s going to go flying into outer space!
get any bigger, they’re going to burst and she’s going to go flying into outer space!Attachments
She thinks she’s soft pretty sexy
Instead she looks hard and butch!She thinks she’s soft pretty sexy
The size of those lips! They're as big as one of those inflatable boats that comes across the Channel and holds 100 people!
Back to the gym again eye-bleeping itself.
Back to the gym again eye-bleeping itself.
Assume she has the Emma then, I did it looks just as bad in a massive room - it’s just ugly as hell https://londonrugcompany.com/collections/loved-by-celebs/products/emmahttps://londonrugcompany.com/pages/loved-by-celebs Jesus wept, that's enough to put you off any of them
I wouldn't put any of those revolting rugs in my pig's bedrooms!
She’s got her 3 for £20 Prada tee on from Dagenham markets. So classy. So so classy!!The size of those lips! They're as big as one of those inflatable boats that comes across the Channel and holds 100 people!
Back to the gym again eye-bleeping itself.
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