Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Do you think she used filters for the video link appearance? I can just picture her lip smacking and hair twirling while sitting on the floor with a chin sharp enough to cut glass
I read that as ‘chin strap’ and now I’m laughing at the thought of her strapping up her chins to look more presentable for her court viddy link appearance
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 20
My OH was born Sept 1st - had he been born the day before he'd have been in the same year group as me.
In my class at school, my friend was born on 1st Sept and her brother in August, so they were in the same class. Everyone thought they were twins, but the difference in academic achievement was massive.
Not trying to 'education shame' (lol) summer birthdays but we all know Loz reads this thread, so we'll hope she takes heed. We all remember she barely left the house for the first couple of years after having LaStuckPlop, apart from the odd trip for photoshopping when the 'paps' just happened to be there, so all that time for LaStuckPlop to be socialising, playing and learning with her peers has been lost.
---
Why has she been allowed to appear by fidheo link? Gutted......... Now will have to watch Bridgerton instead..........
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 10
Those filter they've all got :sick: they look so odd. They don't look younger, just weirder. There is no character in their face.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 15
I know this is a lardy thread but in what world does a grown arse man wear a kid’s tie to a court case?. What a GS bleep
I was more upset at him wearing trainer socks with dress shoes. You're wearing a suit, love, pop a pair of black mid-calf socks on 🙈 Clueless
---
Haha I am like that with ‘Lockie’ from towie and I hate myself for it 🤷🏻‍♀️
Never been able to take him seriously since he had that bob haircut and he looked like Tarzan 🐵
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 21
I’m in Glasgow never heard this in my life. My wee ones started p1 at 4 there both born in september and started in august aged 4.
I’m down down south, born in 83 and turned 5 just as I started school but where I went yea we had this double intake so sept and jan, it had stopped by the time my younger brother started school about 3 years later and doesn’t happen now but was odd, caused me no end of problems tho socially as I was closer in age l/development to most of the ones that had started the Jan before, so was so upset when they all went up the following Jan and I had to make all new friends who I just didn’t click with :/
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 5
Haven’t seen this face for ages…. She forgot to slim her thighs and hands down. She’s still Mahoosive it appears!!
IMG_3434.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 21
Haven’t seen this face for ages…. She forgot to slim her thighs and hands down. She’s still Mahoosive it appears!!
View attachment 2992477
How the hell does a 2 year old have the same size head as her muvva? That must be the reason she didn't appear at court today, but by fidehoe link instead.
She must be appearing in the latest Marvel Movie 'Cant Mum', where, like her rival Ant Man, she has been zapped with a faulty toxic ray. But the cost cutting budget of Towiewood, only had money to shrink her head. Think a Pom moment might be on the horizon........Tia xx
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 12
I know this is a lardy thread but in what world does a grown arse man wear a kid’s tie to a court case?. What a GS bleep
Is his hair okay? How is it so out of control yet so sparse?
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 13