On the box talent 
she was on the box for 10 mins max on the latest series of TOWIE. And as for talent….
she was on the box for 10 mins max on the latest series of TOWIE. And as for talent….
Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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She should be on the books of 'Shaped like a Box talent'On the box talent
she was on the box for 10 mins max on the latest series of TOWIE. And as for talent….
Just a mad yung gew not living in the real world. Stupid ape!
Urgh - she’s just been a Q on The Chase Soccer Aid special
“on what reality programme is Lauren Goodger known for?”
fat Bazza from Eastenders answered it
she’s gonna be riding that bleeping wave until her last dying breath
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i think I need to question some of my choices now
“on what reality programme is Lauren Goodger known for?”
fat Bazza from Eastenders answered it
she’s gonna be riding that bleeping wave until her last dying breath
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Urgh… my hairdresser uses the same agency - ontheboxtalent?
i think I need to question some of my choices now
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Ultimate comeback as a regular? Umm I would say 3 mins over 3 episodes would not fall under the definition of ‘regular’. And she just lip smacked and said I’m a mum now. Exciting!
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠
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still waiting for the yew chewb channelUltimate comeback as a regular? Umm I would say 3 mins over 3 episodes would not fall under the definition of ‘regular’. And she just lip smacked and said I’m a mum now. Exciting!
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠
There we go using poor Lorena as her step up to get more work :/ Now if she was doing charity work and talking about the situation good on her but she’s only interested in exploiting the situation for cash.Ultimate comeback as a regular? Umm I would say 3 mins over 3 episodes would not fall under the definition of ‘regular’. And she just lip smacked and said I’m a mum now. Exciting!
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠
I’m surprised she hasn’t attempted to get her into TV work or adverts to make money off her. But actually LaVirus is always sick so probably not the best idea to hire her is it.
Here she is
How much money is BYG realistically going to bring in for this new company? She is so bone idle she can’t be bothered to advertise stuff properly and then drops it in nano seconds and any business she starts falters within weeks because she also can’t be bothered to do the groundwork. Her OF page is a joke and she is scamming guys for non existent nudes (god knows why you’d pay when a lot of porn out there is free).
Unless this new agency can match her with a multimillionaire so she can rest her trotters and be a housewife for the rest of her life she might need to get a proper job soon.
Unless this new agency can match her with a multimillionaire so she can rest her trotters and be a housewife for the rest of her life she might need to get a proper job soon.
Not photoshopped into a skeletal size four though - yet!
Standard. It’s either that pose, tilting forward (Arse out tummy covered) or cross-legged Buddha …we know you Loz!
FML man she is one thick brick. Does she want to be apart from her new talent group or part of it.
Career change??? From Porn To ???
Career change??? From Porn To ???
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Perhaps she wants to work in the prison kitchen when she’s convicted of unauthorised communications of financial promotions? We know how much she loves a man in prison - perhaps she thinks they do mixed sex wings?
Could she not afford mole man's fees anymore?
I really don't know what kind of work a singul muvva who's allergic to work wiv a consistently iww bubba gew could possibly do?
I really don't know what kind of work a singul muvva who's allergic to work wiv a consistently iww bubba gew could possibly do?
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This is definitely a damage limitation attempt.Ultimate comeback as a regular? Umm I would say 3 mins over 3 episodes would not fall under the definition of ‘regular’. And she just lip smacked and said I’m a mum now. Exciting!
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠
Foooook me, this is like when you go to the opticians for an eye test and some of the test font is purposefully blurry to see how you react to it.
Can someone translate? All I see is "healing", "anixtey", "mental elf" and some dodgy shaped legs in the background!
Can someone translate? All I see is "healing", "anixtey", "mental elf" and some dodgy shaped legs in the background!
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