Lauren Goodger #92 Big fat Loz goes back on telly and uses her bags to hide her belly!

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This is a woman who has sold cyanide products. She's so thick and desperate she'd flog her own shits covered in glitter if someone suggested it.
 
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Fakey quickenden did exact same ad few weeks ago, anyone who’s thick enuf to believe these cretins and the shite they hawk deserve to be left penniless !
 
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Ooh it’s been a while since this thread popped up how’s the yeng gel doing? Did she discover ozempic yet? She’d be a skinny lil gel in no time. 😉

How’s she earning her cash these days? Is she still flogging pap shots, OF, her furniture and whatever crap comes to hand?

I’m curious how she’s getting on now she’s approaching 40 bit if it’s just the same old crap. well .. you know.. shes just not that interesting. I guess that’s the reason the DM isn’t arsed with her stories anymore either.
 
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Licherally put TOWIE on to see her in the cowboy outfit. Argh it’s so painful you have to sit through the adverts!!!
She was on earlier and her scene was with that Junaid. Junaid and Lauren don’t have faces for TV and look so out of place Had to fast forward that scene. Waiting patiently for the cowboy scene to come up and fatty walking in 😂
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She looked massive on the advert.
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Cowboy scene starts around 38:50 if anyone’s going to watch
 
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Licherally put TOWIE on to see her in the cowboy outfit. Argh it’s so painful you have to sit through the adverts!!!
She was on earlier and her scene was with that Junaid. Junaid and Lauren don’t have faces for TV and look so out of place Had to fast forward that scene. Waiting patiently for the cowboy scene to come up and fatty walking in 😂
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She looked massive on the advert.
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Cowboy scene starts around 38:50 if anyone’s going to watch
I can’t watch it as it makes my skin crawl
When that pair come on 🤦‍♀️
 
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Don’t bother watching she just walks in and a couple of flashes of her. It feels like she left early because she wasn’t in any other scenes they had at that party but more of the party is being shown next week.
Wow it was so good to get that rubbish off my tv. It’s the only episode I have turned on for this season and I wish I hadn’t now 😂😂. It’s quite ironic that everyone seems to hate Junaid and he’s besties with Lauren. Bad people unite!!!
 
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I don't even know why I'm asking, but why do the others hate Junaid? Other than him being allergic to trousers and liking a good filter, I have no idea what his deal is, but he doesn't seem all bad?

Hopefully there will be photos of the episode in the DM, need to see the cowboy outfit
 
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What kind of armpit situation is going on here? Also, is she confusing OF with this jeweler? Why does she appear to be naked and covering up using the link tag? Doesn't seem very professional



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She advertising xrated modeling agencies again?? Man she’s scraping isn’t she. Dodgy gaming sites and now dodgy webcam sites. How can her followers respect her.
 
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Oh my, had the audio off (couldn’t bear to hear her lip smacking and saying amazinn and lichrally ten times), so thought that gem thing was a legit jeweller, not an adult service 🙈

She’s sinking lower and lower, hope having a bigger rental and walk in closet is worth losing the last remnants of her dignity over it
 
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I think this is why I end up getting more and more pissed off with Lauren - in a moment of charity, I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she is earning legit money from TOWIE, will invest, learn lessons from the cyanide fiasco, she has been through a lot etc and then the latest scam stories and I just think - you are just a scamming ponce.

When has she ever attempted to get a proper job? Before or after TOWIE? Can we remember her even attempting to build or do anything? Amy Childs is a good example of the time - tried and failed things, but ultimately secure and settled, brief return to TOWIE done well. Aside from the Aliexpress sun glasses business that lasted all of 10 minutes, OnlyFans and a failed tanning business about 10 years ago, what has she got to show for what she has put herself through so publicly? Or is it the fame she craves more than the needs the money?


She just never learns and then tries to play victim and it’s so boring.
 
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Omg she is soo desperate! I'm cringing
It's like the equivalent of a Barbie waist v real life proportions. There is absolutely no way that filtered pencil neck could hold up such a massive head if it was real. The hair is hiding 2/3 of it!
 
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Why is the old biffer showing her purple striped tits? Also why is ITV supporting her advertising porno companies?

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Anything to avoid getting a real job. What an embarrassment. Imagine you’re well into your 30s and this is your life.
 
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