Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[Katie8ee]

What has the old bint been up to now ? I fell asleep early last night.

They have both been suspiciously quiet! You didn't miss much just us talking about Dogging and how.wee feel it would be up Big Loz's street

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

This may be my favourite comment on a Big Loz article ever, I am laughing my head off.

It is funny, but she really does take a battering doesn’t she.

 

[JakeM]

The eyes say "Please send help" (mind you, I do the same on Facebook Messenger when my mum makes me endure Tipping Point every day ).

I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Wonder when his contract runs out?

I’d probably ask for help too.

It can’t be long now. Surely it’ll end soon?!

 

[xyzcba]

The OK vid is a bit weird. She talks about finding out she was pregnant and he says ‘that was probably about three months ago’. You would know these things. Plus she’d have had a scan by now surely? It all sounds really fishy.

So wierd! You can tell she's lying by the way she says it to him and he just sheepishly agrees it was about 3 months ago. Also actual lols are her thinking she looks more like her insta than the pap pics, even without the (ENORMOUS!) bump she looks nothing like her insta.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Does she use a wooden spoon to tuck the body stocking up her crack, or does Chazza do it for her?

A shoehorn

 

[lalalanded]

Work doing what? She has no discernable talent apart from photoshop.

That's backgrid, she just whacks a ridiculous filter on her face.

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

Her manager and a total dick head

I didn’t realise Big Lozza had the same manager as Marnie from Geordie Shore!

 

[NinaStar90]

my mate works for heat magazine and they’re shooting but keeping it to the bare minimum with no PR, no manager, no mates etc allowed on set and trying to keep social distance. So unfortunately this is allowed even though I don’t agree with it at all

But from one area to another?

 

[Debsy37]

If z list needed a photographic explanation lozzas picture would suffice

 

[Sunnydaze101]

How do you even notice things like that? , I am absolutely useless at this. Always trying hard to see the photoshopping and only when other people point out I eventually see the faults. Is it just small details I need to look at?

I’m usually hopeless too but this was just so obvious. She probably put it in there on purpose to generate more comments on DM if it makes it there.

 

[Facehugger]

I'm not even going to ask how you know this.

Big Lozza told me

 

[liar liar]

They were filming in the town looking to come back early 2021 but with Covid who knows

One of my fave comedies.

 

[liar liar]

Some poor member took one for the team and subbed to his only fans, they posted the pics here. Brutal. I think they ended up banned. It was gay p#@% I'm guessing I don't think any women would be interested
He had a twitter account with links to vids with male cohorts, engaging in sex acts together and alone.
It was all very unappetising.
So thats the story of the pics and messages.

But you only watched 3 times - enough to polish off the Xmas Baileys

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Just hope that’s not the drowsy benylin for night time he’s swigging out that bottle, the mad raving junkie

Was he an alcoholic too? Sure I read that somewhere

 

[BigMavis]

I used to read those books when I was a teenager

They were really quite dirty iirc. Probably why we liked them.

 

[Katie8ee]

That's a small hose He won't get very far with that xx

Ohhh I forgot another pic...

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Hahah this one is class!! The is is what she sees in her mind

 

[Mikesqueen]

I have missed about a week of Lauren
I go on insta and see shes pregnant

Please don’t miss another week! It may just result in an announcement that it’s twins!

 

[Facehugger]

I watched it and yes, it's a repeat, I was brave enough to watch it again.

I hope you've managed to keep your dinner down

 

[Jolie1988]

Found this on Scottish Reddit and feel it adequetly describes how we feel about Bug Loz


Translation : Isn't it wierd how when you hate someone everything they post pisses you off. Like they tweet "I love soup" and your like yes I bet you fucking do .

Or like when someone's talking bullsh*t and all you think is didyeaye

 

[Lollyy]

Should be blub or blubber.

Or flubber