Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

I suspect it will be about bullying too

 

[Pinkgirl87x]

Maybe he meant your husbands footie skills were on fire

Nah that’s very unlikely as he has also put this emojis on non football photos. I wish i could share

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Love it ! Ok which one of you called her a slapper . I see in the description she describes her waist as "tiny" maybe trading standards need to get involved.

Also not fat shaming I don't care if she is 30 stone it's the lying for me. Second photo is when she broke lockdown to go to Manchester for her aesthetics "course"

Those MC Hammers need to go, seriously

London does not want her thank you very much!! Stay in Essex.

Errr, no, thank you

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Oh man. She is plugging anything that needs plugging right now isn’t she. If I asked her to plug my stapler for £5 I’m sure she would jump on that.

Didn’t she have to flog a stapler in towie

Wow I love the one sided wonkey glass and candle holder. Wonder where u can buy those wonky pieces from.

She forgot to do her legs

 

[Lollyy]

The sex will stop/slow down for charlie wonder how long he will stick around. Especially after lockdown.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Food Babies are my favourite .... just think a mini (big) green giant of sweetcorn & stinks of LG tan

 

[Noonoosanne2]

There's a video on OK magazine of her pregnancy photoshoot, that is her real size. The only thing I will say is in the actual photos her bump looks more defined, in the video it looks like she is has more fat around her tummy, which affects the definition in the earlier weeks. As someone has said before we're seeing the real Lauren, who's now pregnant.

I can find the video

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

She could be pregnant and mean 2022. Would be a way to try and relaunch her failing career: she’d get some money for magazine interviews, she could bow out from the OF stuff as that’s clearly not taken off, and try and avoid any more backlash from her Covid comments (don’t be mean I’m up the duff!)

The filming they claimed to be doing the other day may have been the big reveal. Plus she’s only using old photos/videos on her SM pages now, not that it matters given everything is photoshopped to oblivion.

Hmmmm you might be on to something here!

 

[Chi4]

Totally agree with your comment !

 

[BigMavis]

Are we playing guess the name already? I think she'll surprise us with something tasteful like Liberty Bleu, which I think is actually very nice. My kids have very standard names so I like to live it up with zelebs. There will be a gender reveal of course, maybe on loose women but definitely covered by OK mag and a baby shower too. Mark and Michelle will be well jel!

 

[Urbanbunny]

That’s the one so it stops you from seeing it I had that with one before

Ah, thank you!!!!

 

[Chi4]

I’m
Lurking. I am off to look at the bear post

I’m
Lurking. I am off to look at the bear post

Can’t seem to find it

 

[Katie8ee]

To be fair you would need some sort of drugs/alcohol to deal with the likes of that train wreck. But in all seriousness, he should not be driving on that stuff. It’s the same active ingredient that’s in nytol. Always an innocent family getting killed due to idiots showing off like him

I'm sure it's his Mrs who is the one on her stories with Covid Is it Jaqueline Johnson?

(Apologies for any typos lads I'm a bit pished )

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Do you think she's actually just naked on one side and there's a boob sat on the table

Absolutely!

 

[265]

I need to get to the bottom of this meal lol. Need to zoom in !

Carrots chips and mash and peppercorn sauce and some green slodge.

That's not mash, it's maccy cheese.

 

[265]

I am Londoner?

Did she even go to junior school?

She's not even a Londoner... Oh hang on, she is....

 

[liar liar]

I bet that is what she really looks like in those pictures .

She reminds me of the actress from The She Devil...

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

If I had the spare cash I would too....


It's also how she makes her money. "Lauren" is Big Loz's cash cow. She gets more publicity from negative stuff than other ones get from nice, ordinary pictures. I think she knows exactly what she is doing. She is probably laughing her head off at us all but then snaps once in a while and rants about jealous haters - which gets her back in the papers again.

Sounds like crusty KP

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Pray tell, why is she having a covid test if she doesn't believe it's real ? Dickhead.

It is absolutely appealing she has learnt nothing from her antics last week. Is that Craig drinking a bloody cough bottle ?

Yes swigging loads of it look AG artist it’s on her stories

 

[Pinkpen 84]

You put your left Boob in, the right falls out, in out in out, screw it get em out. You wear the raw intestine suit and turn around, that’s what backgrids all about

Ill get my coat

Intestine