Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[Carrington31]

But Samafa breastfed don’t you know?

You make a good point. She knows she’s a really good mum

 

[Alexa456]

Oh how I loved my United Colours of Benneton jumpers! Had one in every colour and thought I was dead cool! I had the green Benneton duffel bag which I threw away and wished I hadn’t as I’ve been on the lookout for one of them bags for the last 20 years!

I managed to get one off ebay for a 90s party a few years ago! Brought back so many memories of the rope straps cutting into your shoulders! And it wasn't as big as I remember! I had a purple one and a green one!

 

[Kiki999]

Why did Lauren retweet this? Does she actually think she is an artist??

also I’m not mark wrights biggest fan either but people forget that TOWIE is somewhat scripted. He was meant to be the ‘baddy’. It’s a heavily exaggerated version of real life. I don’t think her issues can be put down to that.

 

[MunHun]

I don't think she needs a virtual clap - she's had the real thing enough times...

Oh burn literally or as little Charlie would say

 

[Pom Bear]

Didn’t think you could, but you’ve excelled yourself PomPom, my absolutely fave!

Thank you xx
That's lovely to hear xx

Lauren and KP and people like them are what’s called cold blooded animals they need external influences and attention to regulate them inside, they’re never happy with themselves, they’re constantly whoring themselves out for attention any kind of attention just as long as it’s attention, Kylie Jenner Is the same. Yet, you have women like Rihanna who are warm blooded, they’re beautiful and successful but they don’t have to constantly draw any kind of attention to themselves to feel validated they already have feel good within because they know they are comfortable in themselves and don’t need anyone to constantly tell them they’re amazing.

Why the hell can’t she photoshop herself some ankles ? Fucking hell Lauren that’s a look I’ll give you that she looks like she smells of digestive biscuits and desperation

Is that a giant pink marshmallow on the sideboard for her to eat later xx

Bloody Nora Pom, I told you not to post that pic of me on here and pretend it was Lozza! x

Loooooool xx

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Did she ask them to do this? Because her face is edited out of the mirror...

I wouldn’t be surprised

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Wow I love the one sided wonkey glass and candle holder. Wonder where u can buy those wonky pieces from.

She’s such a pleb

Deep in thoughts? Snacking on a bowl of healthy edamame? Things Lauren hasn't done once in her life, couldn't they have chosen a more realistic setting for the photo?

Oh, and btw: I'm fluent in Japanese, the writing behind her reads "Sold here: Green Giant Sweetcorn - with a side of mash, chips, Yorkshire Pudding and every other dish known to the English, with a garnish of peppercorns to blow your arse out" hashtag #differentvibes

She forgot about her legs, look like 2 beer barrels
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[BigMavis]

tasteful.... like Liberty Blue.....

Hahaha I know, I'm all for bonkers in the zeleb name department, liberty after one of favourite shops.
Maybe she'll go all out and it'll be Harrods instead, Harry for short for either gender.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

I don't follow this thread much, or Lauren since she blocked me, but is this true about Charles?

Oooooh yes. You just need to see the hashtags on his Twitter to verify it!

Twitter appears to have cleaned up some of the more risqué images but they used to be there

 

[liar liar]

So by my calculations, she got pregnant pretty much straight away. And she said she's 'regular', so she's known since some point in the first month they were 'together'.

During that time she has definitely had more fillers, and she has been pissed, high, or both in her stories. Not to mention out breaking lockdown rules at every opportunity.
She has also been flashing her flaps on OF.
This is already a fucking train wreck, and poor Chazza's little face in those photos looks like he's dying inside. He's been trapped, good and proper.

This is not going to end well. I really can't believe she's managed to keep it quiet though, what with her big pie hole.

Bib pie hole you say

 

[liar liar]

View attachment 388934 we used to get this in junior school with coloured custard!

I'm finding your eyes a bit difficult ... sorry

 

[Ppinks81]

I just realised, I went on insta to see the boombod post. Look at these 2 photos, posted at different times. Same hair makeup and shoes. She doesn't half loved getting ready for the car back with good old backgrid

 

[Pinkpen 84]

The glasses aren't half as wonky in mine look at the first glass in both and you can really see her poor editing job, or backgrids

Genius...

 

[liar liar]

Sent it to Backgrid so they can work their magic by taking enough photos to convince everyone!

Ring Meghan and ask who she used

I don't follow this thread much, or Lauren since she blocked me, but is this true about Charles?

Who knew?

 

[Pinkgirl87x]

She could’ve kept it private but then she wouldn’t be making any money out of the situation (and I’m sure a large percentage of the world doesn’t even know who the eff she is!)


Weren’t there some dogs that she couldn’t look after?

Always wondered what happened to those wee dogs.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Effeminate looking hand I might add. Is that KPs ex. The 'MC' builder boy.

Yes, he's one of her many ex's!

 

[behindthesofa]

Tbf I read Jilly Cooper’s Riders at about 12 as I thought it was about showjumping

I remember watching the miniseries and falling in love with Michael Praed when I was about 12 - still would.

 

[Katie8ee]

He's got his clutch bag with him today. I swear my mum had this hairstyle in '91.

What is the jacket doing ??

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Off topic but I’d love a rant on a Zara and Sam thread

 

[BigMavis]

Where is the OK video? I've looked on their grid and stories.

Edit. found it. Its on the OK link in bio