Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[Facehugger]

Is that a fellow Scottish person there? Throwing out some jobbie patter

Lol, no, I'd not heard that phrase until Billy Connolly said it one time, it's stuck with me ever since

We call them twat pants

 

[Katie8ee]

Lol, no, I'd not heard that phrase until Billy Connolly said it one time, it's stuck with me ever since

We call them twat pants

Haha brilliant ! Well you used the phrase perfectly and it's so apt!!!

Agreed Any biscuit found in a family pack ie bourbon, nice, etc can do one, not worth the calories whatsoever

what the fuckety fuck fuck is up with her thighs in that photo??? The photoshop is appalling- who had a dead straight line in their thighs to the crotch?

oh and... another day another intestine suit.

can someone post those 2 photos revealing the bullshit photoshopping tagging the company ( I don’t have insta and am too old to start) I don’t think they’d be beat please to know the prolapsed-arse-for-lips hadn’t even taken an original pic for them

Didn't even think of this! The original photo will belong to the company she did the photo shoot with.

 

[Chi4]

The boobs are literally stretching that top to pieces

His so gormless

In 3 months his gone from 8 - state

Looks like He has a semi on LOL

 

[Facehugger]

It’s the one that said she needed metanium that got me!!

Hahaha! Love it!

I must admit I was taking a risk but I had a bucket on standby, just reading the comments, Brutal.

I shall save it for some bedtime reading methinks

 

[liar liar]

Think he was on Geordie Shore, he dated that Chloe Ferry - influencers/reality peeps = huge giant shag fest

Ty - luckily, it still means nothing to me

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Why is she digging out old photos!

It’s very old isn’t it? I thought so. She’s such a con

 

[Linda La Hughes]

She needs to get herself a joint interview or something set up so Chaz can get his bloody hair sorted

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Shaking what her doctor gave her. Bet the room stinks of undigested sweetcorn when she twerks

Yuck. I can’t see that post. Maybe it was deleted.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Looks like He has a semi on LOL

I only said 8 as there nothing to rhyme with 8!!!

fuming what essential work she doing so she’s on had hair and make up done she’s a cunt at the highest level and I can’t stand Craig

he’s another bloody gorm! Can’t stand him, it’s creepy the way he bigs up Marnie or Marns

Bunch of arseholes

Is that her arse?

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Someone previously commented on her ankles resembling the legs on a billiard table! Still makes me howl with laughter

I saw that on DM
Comments ! They are savage!

 

[Facehugger]

I've found the unedited photo x
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Hippo bum

Lol x

Bloody Nora Pom, I told you not to post that pic of me on here and pretend it was Lozza! x

 

[liar liar]

I’m sorry , what kind of English is that?
“when get in your car” and “it’s makes you”

Jesus wept people

She is actually the thickest twat ever put on this earth

Nods... honestly, some of the illiterate Sun posters can challenge that

 

[JakeM]

Why does her latest post look like this on my Instagram?
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I could be wrong as I don’t have Instagram but I think that means mature content.

 

[265]

Oh I know, a lot of people have that option always on their articles. Presumably it costs more to have that option if your placing articles like Lauren has been doing this week. It's all part of the comeback after coronagate

Indeed.

I do hope I have managed to entertain you today.

 

[MunHun]

They aren’t really explicit but my hubby would post photos of himself playing football and he often put emoji in comments . They would chat privately about missing playing football and going out with the lads. Just found it weird he would post on my Hubby’s page not knowing him. At to out the emoji

Maybe he meant your husbands footie skills were on fire

 

[NinaStar90]

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[LittleLottieLoo]

Looking at her fundal height she looks to be about 24-26 weeks...that's purely by sight in these images.

 

[Lynx]

That bump is definitely photoshopped even Charlotte Dawson said when she did hers they make you look bigger than you are to get a realistic pregnancy shoot!

There's a video on OK magazine of her pregnancy photoshoot, that is her real size. The only thing I will say is in the actual photos her bump looks more defined, in the video it looks like she is has more fat around her tummy, which affects the definition in the earlier weeks. As someone has said before we're seeing the real Lauren, who's now pregnant.

 

[Lollyy]

Defo got her nails done you can tell

 

[Mikesqueen]

Tbh with you a lot of food looks like vomit or doesn’t look appealing, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t taste nice and it’s not something to get offended over. I make a gorgeous risotto that looks distinctly like sick.

She will say it is her cravings and that she is eating for two! This explains the vast amounts of food she consumes. She ordinarily struggles with her weight and heaven help her when she tries to shift that excess baby weight.