Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
Man she really gets gifted no branded crap doesn’t she. At least when her pervs buy it used she doesn’t have to go buy them first.Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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#giftedHope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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The phrase lipstick on a pig springs instantly to mind. Cant wait to see LozzaRaptor and her mega continent sized arse in these, with her gunt fully exposed. Full frontal, rear and side on shots, if there is a camera with that wide an angle.Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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Who is going to message them and break the news that they will be on preloved by tomorrowHope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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Ahahaha crying at this, brilliantLamanynames
Hahaha thanks Pom. Another amazing creation, gave me a good giggle this morning@OldBlondie Thank you and glad to hear how much your enjoying them, Love Pom xx
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This is amazingLoz, loz, sell us a shoe,
They don't have to be the right size,
A 4 or an 8 will do.
A real fur fake fur that's been around the block,
A smurf blue jumpsuit with 56 miles on the clock.
A lion of gold, some shoes that look old,
A bundle of dirty vests,
Fake red soles, torn brollies on poles
And hair pieces birds used for nests.
Lycra, Mike-ra (wave), a mirror that's never been used
Tops stretched out of shape with cleavage agape
And gussets your fanny abused.
The jumbly of doom in the annex shed room
Where everything's thrown on the floor
No buyer's rights, yet your sales are all shite
Any critics are blocked and ignored.
Held by The Team to hide knackered seams
Against the crap flowered wall
A bed that you've kissed on, settee that's been pissed on,
Thanks loz, you've shown us it all.
Probably priced at least 3x the actual value of them too, maybe even with a hole in them or some staining in the gusset if theHope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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Exactly!! I’m selling half of my wardrobe at the moment on Vinted. It’s great plus there’s no seller fees.I would be so embarrassed to sell those clothes publicly. She could of atleast made a vinted account and sold then anonymously 🥱🥱
Crow, this is beautiful 🥹🥹Loz, loz, sell us a shoe,
They don't have to be the right size,
A 4 or an 8 will do.
A real fur fake fur that's been around the block,
A smurf blue jumpsuit with 56 miles on the clock.
A lion of gold, some shoes that look old,
A bundle of dirty vests,
Fake red soles, torn brollies on poles
And hair pieces birds used for nests.
Lycra, Mike-ra (wave), a mirror that's never been used
Tops stretched out of shape with cleavage agape
And gussets your fanny abused.
The jumbly of doom in the annex shed room
Where everything's thrown on the floor
No buyer's rights, yet your sales are all shite
Any critics are blocked and ignored.
Held by The Team to hide knackered seams
Against the crap flowered wall
A bed that you've kissed on, settee that's been pissed on,
Thanks loz, you've shown us it all.
I just think doing the underwear reveal on the halogen hob really adds a touch of class. She’s so inspirationalHope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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When I say I howled like a wolf at this line - I ain’t lying!Tops stretched out of shape with cleavage agape
And gussets your fanny abused.
Excellent @CrowbagLoz, loz, sell us a shoe,
They don't have to be the right size,
A 4 or an 8 will do.
A real fur fake fur that's been around the block,
A smurf blue jumpsuit with 56 miles on the clock.
A lion of gold, some shoes that look old,
A bundle of dirty vests,
Fake red soles, torn brollies on poles
And hair pieces birds used for nests.
Lycra, Mike-ra (wave), a mirror that's never been used
Tops stretched out of shape with cleavage agape
And gussets your fanny abused.
The jumbly of doom in the annex shed room
Where everything's thrown on the floor
No buyer's rights, yet your sales are all shite
Any critics are blocked and ignored.
Held by The Team to hide knackered seams
Against the crap flowered wall
A bed that you've kissed on, settee that's been pissed on,
Thanks loz, you've shown us it all.
Ahhhhh but don’t forget our Big Loz aka the BYG, is a bafta award winning faymis selebrity don’t you know, so therefore these companies just can’t believe their luck to be associated with TheLeave aside that the word ‘gifted’ sets my teeth on edge, why do these businesses send free stuff to complete nonentities like Mumma Goodger? She’s not an influencer, has no personality or presence on red carpets and always looks like she got dressed in the dark, so what do they hope to gain from her wearing/using their products? It’s not as though she appreciates the gestures - carelessly tossing things to one side as she films herself opening the gifts, sometimes not even sure what they are and of course, flogging them at the first opportunity. I find it hard to believe people dash out to buy anything they’ve seen her promoting, so what do the sellers get out of it?
You mean bewful surelyCrow, this is beautiful 🥹🥹
Exactly! I just messaged the company to say exactly this! No one but no one needs to see that!
But thats the entire point of Lozza's Jumble Sale of Doom - she wants people to know its all her crap because then they can boast about having bought a bagful of skiddy used knickers and a stained jumpsuit from her! Everyone wants Lozza's castoffs..............................don't they????I would be so embarrassed to sell those clothes publicly. She could of atleast made a vinted account and sold then anonymously 🥱🥱
How is she going to cram that arse and those bazookas in that flimsy stuff? Thats cruelty to fabric!!!Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff
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