Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

[geordiegirl]

Thanks to @NotAgain? for the new thread title!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #77 Microwave seller, split with her fella, size 8 forever

New thread! Thanks to @JakeM for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-76-lying-lozza-nothing-but-a-scam-selling-stained-clothes-under-friends-and-fam.34467/ As you were Scrunchies!

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I think this photo sums up how we and LaHeadband feels about Big Loz and her dead ex-boyfriend and the mass jumble sale she’s just been having

As you were Scrunchies!

One from the @Pom Bear collection:

Roundup:

LaBored seems to dislike her more each day and we all hope she rebels when shes

She’s moved back into her old apartment block so she can pass off old pictures as new ones however she’s now getting papped in the wild so comical when we all actually knows what she looks like

Still having the mass jumble sale of clothes and various other stained items

Claimed she and LaRoastchicken had tonsillitis so couldn’t do her walk in aid of the Lullaby Trust where she’s only raised just over £600 so doing it in December… another thing that won’t be happening like the afsetics business, fitness and diet page…

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Still can’t cope with how adorable LaRoastie is tbh, but also feeling deeply sorry for her that her excuse of a mother sold all her toys and moved her into a gypsy bling paradise.

 

[OldBlondie]

I know the look LaFuckOffMum gave Laureen earlier has been posted, but I managed to capture a slightly different one. I think this is a bit more “no actually just duck off mum” than the other one. She actually is fully giving her the death stare, and I’m so here for it. Also there were so many funny things I wanted to quote from the last few pages that had me in absolute stitches when I was catching up just now, but I was too late. The rose west adopting LaHeadband comment had me crying Scrunchies NEVER fail to disappoint. Also the two thread titles that were based on the lion the witch on the wardrobe have had me laughing still tonight, both were excellent. As you were scrunchies, can’t wait to see what else BYG treats us to this weekend. Personally hoping for a seance and ouiji board kinda night (both spelt altroshoslee in her caption ofc)

 

[Pom Bear]

Sorry I'm very late tonight, been busy all day. x

New thread

As I can't reply in the last thread I thank scrunchies for their comments on my last pic x

Lionel Blair pic made Love Pom ...

"Time for new shoes " thinks Lionel as his finding his old ones not very comfy anymore.
The last time he was on Give Us a Clue he started getting awful bunions.

After looking in the Yellow Pages and having no luck, Lionel decided to transport in his time machine to the early 21st century and managed to get online and find the BYG website.

" They a bit too flamboyant for me" thought Lionel but then thought he may as well buy them, they be more roomy on his feet.

Once transported back to the early 80s Lionel was back on Give Us a Clue again showing off in front of Micheal Aspel and the two teams in his new shoes.

What he didn't notice was the muffled laughter from everyone in the studio and the audience at the monstrosities he was wearing on his feet.

xx.

 

[OldBlondie]

Sorry I'm very late tonight, been busy all day. x

New thread

As I can't reply in the last thread I thank scrunchies for their comments on my last pic x

Lionel Blair pic made Love Pom ...

"Time for new shoes " thinks Lionel as his finding his old ones not very comfy anymore.
The last time he was on Give Us a Clue he started getting awful bunions.

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After looking in the Yellow Pages and having no luck, Lionel decided to transport in his time machine to the early 21st century and managed to get online and find the BYG website.

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" They a bit too flamboyant for me" thought Lionel but then thought he may as well buy them, they be more roomy on his feet.

Once transported back to the early 80s Lionel was back on Give Us a Clue again showing off in front of Micheal Aspel and the two teams in his new shoes.

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What he didn't notice was the muffled laughter from everyone in the studio and the audience at the monstrosities he was wearing on his feet.

xx.

Pom thank you so much for all the wonderful Big Lozza creations you make for us. Each one is always absolutely perfik, can’t stop laughing at this. Lionel Blair wearing possibly the worst monstrosities we’ve ever seen, on his feet, curtesy of the rumbly jumbly sale of doom see she’s took them off the page now they’ve sold too. Too late Loz there’s always someone that manages to get a screen shot of your page of horrors before you dirty delete. I know we’ve been shocked since the tat sale began that people actually buy this stuff, but I cannot believe anyone would really buy these things. I mean what on earth could you actually wear them to, without people stopping you to tell you Lionel Blair has been on the phone looking them back truly deceased at this one

 

[troutpout69]

Too late for the thread suggestion, but….
The ghost of Jake
Makes me quake
Chicken I make
Me a big fake!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What in God's name is she going on about? "So not phased by nothing." Someone pass her a guide to basic grammar.

 

[Kitty-Kat]

I know the look LaFuckOffMum gave Laureen earlier has been posted, but I managed to capture a slightly different one. I think this is a bit more “no actually just duck off mum” than the other one. She actually is fully giving her the death stare, and I’m so here for it. Also there were so many funny things I wanted to quote from the last few pages that had me in absolute stitches when I was catching up just now, but I was too late. The rose west adopting LaHeadband comment had me crying Scrunchies NEVER fail to disappoint. Also the two thread titles that were based on the lion the witch on the wardrobe have had me laughing still tonight, both were excellent. As you were scrunchies, can’t wait to see what else BYG treats us to this weekend. Personally hoping for a seance and ouiji board kinda night (both spelt altroshoslee in her caption ofc)

WOW! That look Lacontempt gives BYG is priceless.

 

[WordSalad]

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What in God's name is she going on about? "So not phased by nothing." Someone pass her a guide to basic grammar.

She needs to delete 'so not phased by nothing' and replace with 'so not bonded with me'.

 

[Crowbag]

Loz, i thought you like shops? You can buy coffee things from them. You told us this so it must be true.

Do you just storm towards the sweetcorn and ignore everything else, because they've had Christmas bloody decorations up since July.

Come on byg, wakey wakey.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Its about time she grifted a Tree and decs for Xmas considering she will have sold last year's due to "Bad memrys wiv Chaz innit.........................."

Form a queue all those who wish to "gift" Lozza a huge tree and decs to befit her lukshurry apartment

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

She writes as she speaks because she’s absolutely thick in every respect.

 

[geordiegirl]

The jumble sale has started again… everything creased to hell and all different sizes… clearly from the bags she had ‘that were going to charity shop’. We know you never stepped foot in there Loz

 

[Crowbag]

It's panto season! (oh no it isn't) (oh yes it is!)

 

[geordiegirl]

Omg look at this monstrosity!

 

[Crowbag]

Or one could be a bewful bwide.

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Ahh gutted my Lionel Blair comment didn't make the thread title but I'm parking my butt for the next instalment of Big Lozza

 

[troutpout69]

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Or one could be a bewful bwide.

Wtf is this monstrosity! Looks like it’s straight from my big fat gypsy wedding!

 

[Norfolking Good]

I wonder if all the z listers will be getting their trees decorated by that company that makes them all look as tacky as hell and soulless again? I seem to remember a lot of massive ribbons and the usual baubles everywhere. It’s like the festive equivalent of the grey velour sofas they all have!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Surely these are fingerless gloves with 3 fingers missing because like duck did her legs get in these monstrosities