Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

C'mon guys. BYG doesn't need to wash her gussets. She is so soft and bewfel, her crotch smells of winter dew and rose petals.

 

[PoppysMumma]

we really need to start paying Pom commission

Totally agree @Pom Bear and her creations are bloody brilliant

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Came across this old story (sorry it’s The Sun).... colour me shocked this didn’t work out

 

[PoppysMumma]

The other day I got an email from the firm I worked for asking if I sort out a problem with a massive gap in a bridge nearby and would it be ok to make it safe as soon as possible while they wait for the concrete delivery, which will be well over a week .

They showed me a photo online of the bridge beforehand ...

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Then how it is now...

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Hellsbells I thought, I best get started ...

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So I looked at the BYG selling website and found some waist trainers ...

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I then went and brought one of the black ones which looked the strongest and got it in my truck when it arrived and made my way to fix the bridge...

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All done I thought at long last, it took a good while but well worth it to make it safe again x.

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Well done said my boss..a big bonus is on your way x







All three will make throughout tomorrow (Thursday) xx

I love the wee stories they crack me up xx

What is this face

nose job - defo
First tit job - yep
Lips/brows - obvs

but the rest of the face… what is it so different looking?

I’m not sure how to say it without sounding non pc - her face looks like she has a medical condition

the face looks nothing like her shes got more faces than Worzel Gummidge

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Dafuq puts their boots in front of the sparkly toaster to take a pic? Its like she's in a constant panic, finding random stuff and photographing it wherever and getting it on IG asap. Anyone would think she's got bills to pay or something
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Someone’s asked if the toaster is also for sale (& also looks like those “Chanel” boots have sold for £100 )

 

[PoppysMumma]

Someone’s asked if the toaster is also for sale (& also looks like those “Chanel” boots have sold for £100 )

Who would buy a pink glittery toaster I’m thinking a 5 year old for their playhouse

 

[Notredamn]

Why is her belly button so fucked? I thought it was pregnancy but no it’s always been sickening, make it stop!

Legend has it that you blow through the belly button and her arse inflates…sorry for the nightmares

 

[A-Soul]

Dear Scrunchies .... please remember ....... " Bekind " ........

#She’s beauty and she’s grace….
She’s Miss Edit ten stone from her waist….#

#She’s beauty and she’s grace….
She’s got a hog roast for a face….#

 

[geordiegirl]

She’s getting the Rangey cleaned again… can’t be arsed to do it herself… maybe that’s what she’s been selling the manky gussets for so she can get that cleaned instead

 

[Alex_Jones]

My final lot for the night before I head off to the gym. Thanks loz for the inspo!

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Our classy, gorjus yung gel who is far more regal and demure than any of our royal family.

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"Now ladies and gents, if you look closely into this enclosure, our wild silverback gorilla maintains her mating position, letting the local prisoners, druggies and gay-for-pay young men have their way with her to ensure reproduction!"

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Our BYG catches a whiff of her bodysuits before throwing them at some poor assistant. "But Lauren, shouldn't we wash them first?" she exlaims, picking up the pongy garments with a pair of kitchen tongs. "Nah i am speshul bewful most desirable yung gel and people will pay for me rags no matter wot now hurry up la'orse and I going toby carvery and need money for vapes and roast dinnaz!"

I think the first photograph posted displays fully the repulsiveness, both in looks and character of BFL. A disgusting and wretched individual who needs karma to strike like never before.

 

[GlassOfBeans]

Oh the irony…

Her flat is possessed
And her Range Rover will soon be repossessed

 

[maggisojuicy]

Oh the irony…

Her flat is possessed
And her Range Rover will soon be repossessed

Pleeeease let this be the next thread title

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

She’s getting the Rangey cleaned again… can’t be arsed to do it herself… maybe that’s what she’s been selling the manky gussets for so she can get that cleaned instead

Like she would pay

 

[Rox1290]

Someone’s asked if the toaster is also for sale (& also looks like those “Chanel” boots have sold for £100 )

What’s the issue? It’s a nice toaster

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Dafuq puts their boots in front of the sparkly toaster to take a pic? Its like she's in a constant panic, finding random stuff and photographing it wherever and getting it on IG asap. Anyone would think she's got bills to pay or something
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Is the toaster for sale????

I'm a catfish and go from a solid 2 to a 10 when I do my make-up... some people say my transformation should be illegal | The Sun

This one doesn't carve off a tonnage of blubber though

 

[Emmie81]

Didn’t realise that the Jeffree Starr overdone eyeshadow look was still an “in” look TBH.

anyways… Lauren’s still a bleep with a gunt

 

[Crowbag]

Who would buy a pink glittery toaster I’m thinking a 5 year old for their playhouse

I love pink. My hair is pink.
I like a bit of twinkle. My favourite eye shadows twinkle.
But that toaster is one of the naffest, cheapest looking things imaginable.

 

[Salyara]

Came across this old story (sorry it’s The Sun).... colour me shocked this didn’t work out

That's not the wedding dress she was flogging for "someone else" a while back is it?

 

[A-Soul]

Mika (remember him?) needs to come back around again with another ‘#Big ‘Gel - you are (soff) an’ bewful#

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Mika (remember him?) needs to come back around again with another ‘#Big ‘Gel - you are (soff) an’ bewful#

There’s the other rank real fur jacket & it clearly didn’t fit her back then