She defo needed that nose doing - more bumps than the dodgems at a travelling fairground
Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers
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Far too narrowl!!!!A sneak preview of the LozzaRaptors shitter:
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Omg that arse. She needs to cover it. Looks hideous. There might be like 5% of guys who would like that.
Lauren Goodger enjoys night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose
LAUREN Goodger enjoyed a night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose over the weekend. The 36-year-old took her little girl, one, to the event at Luxebourgh Lakes in their native Essex, wh…www.thesun.co.uk
Some more pics in the Sun from the fireworks night. Apart from the comedy arse, she actually looks ok. Her ‘in the wild’ face (not going to say natural as we know she has Botox/filler) actually looks really nice instead of the stupid pointy chin, massive lip filters she uses. I had a baby a couple of months ago, my waist is still thicker than normal and I have a double chin but I seriously don’t care. I accept what I look like and I’m fine with it for now. When the time is right I’ll actually do something about my diet and exercise properly instead of pretending I’m a different size. She should just own how she looks and be honest. What gets peoples back up about her is the disingenuous way she puts about that she has a flawless face and is tiny with no baby belly.
By the way BYG, disingenuous means ‘not genuine’. Although judging by your jumble sale contents, I’m not sure you understand that concept either.
She recording a song with priceyPoor LaEarsAreBleeding having to hear Karma Chameleon being absolutely murdered! Anybody else think Lozza might be pissed and there's vodka/gin in that juice?
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Looks ok? She’s as wide as the pram sideways!Lauren Goodger enjoys night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose
LAUREN Goodger enjoyed a night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose over the weekend. The 36-year-old took her little girl, one, to the event at Luxebourgh Lakes in their native Essex, wh…www.thesun.co.uk
Some more pics in the Sun from the fireworks night. Apart from the comedy arse, she actually looks ok. Her ‘in the wild’ face (not going to say natural as we know she has Botox/filler) actually looks really nice instead of the stupid pointy chin, massive lip filters she uses. I had a baby a couple of months ago, my waist is still thicker than normal and I have a double chin but I seriously don’t care. I accept what I look like and I’m fine with it for now. When the time is right I’ll actually do something about my diet and exercise properly instead of pretending I’m a different size. She should just own how she looks and be honest. What gets peoples back up about her is the disingenuous way she puts about that she has a flawless face and is tiny with no baby belly.
By the way BYG, disingenuous means ‘not genuine’. Although judging by your jumble sale contents, I’m not sure you understand that concept either.
She can’t even get the bloody words right. Is she touting to be on the next X Factor or something? Poor LaPleasemummystopsinging must be traumatised with that caterwaulingShe recording a song with pricey
Usually called a shed.
I think 5% is being generous
Bet Lozza thinks she’s being “ded sofisticated” by calling it the annexe
What is going to do with the never-been-sat-on garden furniture? Her new garden is not big enough
I'm very late today had tension headache all day so not been on, still not the best 
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I leave an old pic here for now...Chaz has a book out about his life after Lauren
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x.I leave an old pic here for now...Chaz has a book out about his life after Lauren
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***Core memory unlocked*** Thanks for that. We thought we were so slick doing that aye
Then we grew up sadly, unlike her 
No she'll beg a haircut for Laorse to give someone the absolute HONOUR of doing the job
5%?
She’s not even a request by the potty party pervs … I think 0.5 is a generous percentile at best
most folk who like the roly poly sex, want to do the deed with a fatty who’s pretty, she’s not even that.
She’s not even a request by the potty party pervs … I think 0.5 is a generous percentile at best
most folk who like the roly poly sex, want to do the deed with a fatty who’s pretty, she’s not even that.
She’s trolling us by singing Karma Chameleon surely? She is after all, the ultimate chameleon
Anywon no who can cut babygel hair? must cum to me and Jakes home (rented flat) dm me ( meaning: any mugs who will cut lagivemestrength hair for free, I can’t be arsed coming to you, I promise I’ll feature you, but not on a fixed post, a fleeting insincere mention on stories, and if you gift us products, they will go straight on to pre-loved, like the gifted bratz doll that only came out same day!)
Sorry to disagree I think she looks bleeping awful!!! That arse must looks terrifying in her manky thongs like a saggy bag of cottage cheese! Her face is so bloated she looks shocking, so much for her healthy lifestyle starting. She needs to sort herself out no wonder she can’t breathe properly carrying all that weight!Lauren Goodger enjoys night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose
LAUREN Goodger enjoyed a night out at the fireworks with daughter Larose over the weekend. The 36-year-old took her little girl, one, to the event at Luxebourgh Lakes in their native Essex, wh…www.thesun.co.uk
Some more pics in the Sun from the fireworks night. Apart from the comedy arse, she actually looks ok. Her ‘in the wild’ face (not going to say natural as we know she has Botox/filler) actually looks really nice instead of the stupid pointy chin, massive lip filters she uses. I had a baby a couple of months ago, my waist is still thicker than normal and I have a double chin but I seriously don’t care. I accept what I look like and I’m fine with it for now. When the time is right I’ll actually do something about my diet and exercise properly instead of pretending I’m a different size. She should just own how she looks and be honest. What gets peoples back up about her is the disingenuous way she puts about that she has a flawless face and is tiny with no baby belly.
By the way BYG, disingenuous means ‘not genuine’. Although judging by your jumble sale contents, I’m not sure you understand that concept either.
Just. Stop. Filtering. Lanofilterplease’s. Face.
Why does she keep doing this
Why does she keep doing this
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Lauren is singing 
……..Larose: Please make it stop it’s hurting my ears 
……..Larose: Please make it stop it’s hurting my ears
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Loz is filtered in every single photo recently.
So no, she doesn't look great.
She looks filtered.
Otherwise you might as well delete now before mods do it for you.
No tit stirring allowed.
So no, she doesn't look great.
She looks filtered.
Oh i reeeeeallllly hope that's meant to be a joke.Be kind
Otherwise you might as well delete now before mods do it for you.
No tit stirring allowed.
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