Lauren Goodger #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

[Anna666]

Smiling Lauren takes daughter Larose to a pumpkin patch

She's had an extremely tough time of late.

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Its started, filtered to duck, pics, of her being a good mummy while hiding her enormous bulk behind a wheelbarrow, pumpkins ...and the baby ... must admit W8 media, have done quite a good job, of making her look 20, and half her size wiv someone else's face ...... come on kirsty, we need more of this fake crap to laugh at! its obvious she has taken our advice, and is ` trying ` to market her as a busy, young SINGUUL .... yummmy mummy

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

The twit in the hat!
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Who is that??????

 

[TheRealKatieP]

I also didn't realise it was a before and after! Looks terrible no matter the angle

Every time I look at them I think to myself that there must be things she can't do anymore. Like drink anything without spilling, pronounce words starting with M, temporarily hold a pin in between her teeth whilst sewing, bite her lip in distress... I could go on

That’s really tickled me. I think there’s more chance of my dog sewing his own fluffy toys back together than there is of Lauren managing to join two pieces of fabric together using a needle and thread.

 

[Nasttylady_]

So weird posing for paparazzi pics like it is one of those flower walls at a wedding?

Also you can’t comment on the article. What’s it all about? Does she know some very influential people she can pull this sort of thing? Does she get that many clicks on DM??!

Can’t understand it.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Who the duck is this? Has LaOrse been kidnapped by a stranger?

 

[Dizzymichelle]

Good to see the tv she NEVER watches, is on in the background

I think she meant SHE never watches it. That would make sense considering her poor baby girl is shoved in front of it constantly.

 

[Kitty-Kat]

if she pulls that hat down over her face to under her chin it will really suit her

Brilliant!

 

[minnietheminx]

Who the duck is this? Has LaOrse been kidnapped by a stranger?
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Whose face is she wearing? Looks like Amber Turners face! Lol at w8 media making her look 20 when she’s a haggard 36 with a face that looks like it’s been created for a laugh!

 

[Cazza81]

Loose women need to get her back on in person to expose her filter fakery for what it is

 

[Crowbag]

Who the duck is this? Has LaOrse been kidnapped by a stranger?
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Oh how lovely!
She has her Christmas tree buying head on!

 

[hayleybaby]

So weird posing for paparazzi pics like it is one of those flower walls at a wedding?

Also you can’t comment on the article. What’s it all about? Does she know some very influential people she can pull this sort of thing? Does she get that many clicks on DM??!

Can’t understand it.

the crouching pose Is her new go too now isn’t it. This is like the 3rd time we’ve seen her crouching down in front of either her child or a seasonal object, so strange.

 

[PoppysMumma]

How many heads does the BYG have she’s got more than Worzel Gummidge

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Oh how lovely!
She has her Christmas tree buying head on!

I just fully snorted and woke up my baby

 

[Facehugger]

the crouching pose Is her new go too now isn’t it. This is like the 3rd time we’ve seen her crouching down in front of either her child or a seasonal object, so strange.

Kirsty sure does know some tricks eh whereas Moleman just used to hide her under a great big sheet or blanket

 

[Notredamn]

What about when she used to just crouch randomly in the middle of roads at least she is now crouching down next to seasonal vegetables- don’t we all? I’m always crouching down in the fresh produce area at Sainsburys and asking onlookers to take photos. Well I was before I got banned…wonder what that was about :/

 

[troutpout69]

What about when she used to just crouch randomly in the middle of roads at least she is now crouching down next to seasonal vegetables- don’t we all? I’m always crouching down in the fresh produce area at Sainsburys and asking onlookers to take photos. Well I was before I got banned…wonder what that was about :/

Perhaps she’s hoping for a deal with Jolly Green Giant

 

[hayleybaby]

Crouching BYG hidden gut

I’m sorry, I’ll get my coat

 

[MrsEms]

the crouching pose Is her new go too now isn’t it. This is like the 3rd time we’ve seen her crouching down in front of either her child or a seasonal object, so strange.

It really can't be an easy position for her to get herself into as she's not particularly flexible looking...I bet her legs are shaking like a shitting dog

 

[Dont swipe up!]

The twit in the hat!
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And that mirror has been used
I can see the flowers and vase reflection
Come to mention it I can see the whole rooms reflection so your a lier acctresss big gal!!

 

[Lnm88]

I just think it would be hilarious to see JJ and Charlie boy on the front of a mag after no charges are brought against him to tell the world how they found love after BYGs manipulation and lies.
Imagine him playing her at her own game and setting up pap shoots of his own with Larose