Lauren Goodger #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

[geordiegirl]

Thanks to @Sjr2607 for the shiny new thread title!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 ! Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!! She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background. She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in...

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Roundup:

Where the eff do we start?!!! She’s been the gift that keeps on giving this week…

So, very apparent she’s being turfed out of her bungalow with one scrunchie pointing out that she doesn’t seem to be represented by Moleman anymore who could have been paying her rent. She says she’s having a refurb though after selling licherally (!) everything she and LaChunk own including a black bodysuit A Tattler bought the infamous blue stretchy pants suit from her which was posted unwashed In true Lozza style she’s deleted their conversation but thankfully she has it and it’s documented on here

A scrunchie also spotted the said bungalow up for rent from next month so looks like she’s moving very soon…

As Moleman is no longer, Katie Prices ex Manager Kirsty, is now for some unknown reason our BYGs manager. Kirsty was obvs around Slapgate with Krusty Price with the fake black eye and after the supposed bust up with Chaz .5, our Lozza was sporting one too with no attempt to cover it up (not that she has to if it was real but I have my suspicions)

She keeps posting stupid posts about cheating, loyalty etc and Chaz .5 has gone missing without a trace still…

Some pic from the @Pom Bear gallery from the last thread:

As you were Scrunchies!

 

[Clickbait]

You just pipped me to the post @geordiegirl but I’d written a recap so thought I’d share:

Fabulous thread title courtesy of @Sjr2607 with special mention to @xyzcba for the runner up of ‘For sale, Mirror - never been used’.

Despite announcing that work had begun on preparing the filler shed annex for her butchery asfetics business, she suddenly turned her helfy living page into a sell-everything-not-nailed-down-in-the-bungalow page. This included some priceless Big Loz artefacts AKA cheap polyester outfits along with gifted goods (like the filthy health hazard Lay-Z-Spa) and furniture (the never used mirror), and some truly heinous frilly baby outfits.

The reason she gave for the fire sale was a refurb on the bungalow but Scrunchie sleuthing by @Queenie13 revealed it was up for rent available from 16th November.

Also launched during the last thread was a fundraiser for The Lullaby Trust with BYG setting herself a target of £10k to raise in less than a week doing a Little Lights Walk in memory of Lorena. As of today she was wildly over-ambitious having only raised £627 and we have seen no evidence that the walk has taken place…

We witnessed an end of an era as Loz parted company with Moleman and got a new agent (Kirsty) who formerly represented Katie Price. Strangely she’s been able to drum up some sidebar of shame content with a trip to her ‘farm’ and a set up pap shot of Loz meeting Lotan (another client) for a tyre change (not a euphemism) but not got anything in the press about the charity walk

Larose is MIA after featuring in many IG stories although she was photographed with a bruise/mark on her face so may not be deemed asfetically pleasing enough for Lozza to show.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

"Mirrer mirrer on der wawl, ooo is der fayrist of dem awl?"

"It ain't you luv so piss off!"

 

[Chi4]

I haven’t been on here for a little while, old BYG is still at it Can’t wait to see where she moves next !

 

[maggisojuicy]

Wouldn't surprise me if she's also flogging the range rover, she can't possibly afford the lease now...

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Wouldn't surprise me if she's also flogging the range rover, she can't possibly afford the lease now...

Won't the leaseholders simply take it back?
She'll be reduced to driving a 1995 hatchback which is soooooooooooooooooooooooo beneath her! lol

 

[Kerrie86]

I’m honestly baffled by Charlie. Every time we get a new thread, I’m surprised he’s not appeared somewhere during the timeline of the last one! It’s not like he wasn’t prolific on social media before BYG

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I’m honestly baffled by Charlie. Every time we get a new thread, I’m surprised he’s not appeared somewhere during the timeline of the last one! It’s not like he wasn’t prolific on social media before BYG

Where is Chaz? Has she got him locked in the Annix?
Come out come out wherever you are Chaz!!!

 

[Kerrie86]

She’s flogged him. Two previous owners. Pre loved. Brilliant at serving baked beans in glasses.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She’s flogged him. Two previous owners. Pre loved. Brilliant at serving baked beans in glasses.

He's also brilliant at blocking sinks and known to be "handy" (allegedly)

 

[maggisojuicy]

She’s flogged him. Two previous owners. Pre loved. Brilliant at serving baked beans in glasses.

'Never been sat on'

 

[Kitty-Kat]

Heads up fellow Scrunchies.
The DM is allowing unmoderated comments on this article...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...otography-Awards-reveals-final-shortlist.html ...and there's a lovely pic of 2 fish resembling our BYG and KP!

 

[TradichonalBall]

Been away looking after the teenagers after a sad death in the family. Have now caught up on the last thread, and wow..
BYG really is delusional crappy overpriced tit and fake charity walks. And seriously who the actual duck posts about their dead baby and immediately follows it with this? She's gross

 

[Dont swipe up!]

'Never been sat on'

And just because I can’t let it go
The never been looked at mirror

 

[troutpout69]

Where is Chaz? Has she got him locked in the Annix?
Come out come out wherever you are Chaz!!!

I think he’s under a patio somewhere

 

[loisgriff]

Out of curiosity, was there ever any mention of the naked doula? She made a post about her and said she was hiring her, so I’m assuming that doula was there with her at her home birth? Did the doula ever make a post about it?

 

[Rubez2812]

Out of curiosity, was there ever any mention of the naked doula? She made a post about her and said she was hiring her, so I’m assuming that doula was there with her at her home birth? Did the doula ever make a post about it?

i think it was the doula that told her to stay at home when her waters had broken, when she should have gone straight to hospital.... and we all know the outcome of that story

 

[slinkywinky]

Out of curiosity, was there ever any mention of the naked doula? She made a post about her and said she was hiring her, so I’m assuming that doula was there with her at her home birth? Did the doula ever make a post about it?

Last I remember the doula put a post on a few days after Lauren announced Lorena had died, stating something about taking time out as births can take their toll.

 

[Eureka]

Been away looking after the teenagers after a sad death in the family. Have now caught up on the last thread, and wow..
BYG really is delusional crappy overpriced tit and fake charity walks. And seriously who the actual duck posts about their dead baby and immediately follows it with this? She's gross

Ah no Hope you are ok

 

[NotAgain?]

I think that the reason Chazza hasn't been on IG is that BYG had his password (controlling) and when things kicked off she nipped in, changed the password and locked him out. He had quite a lot of followers so that's why he hasn't started a new account.

Chaz, if you're reading this, try these passwords:
Laorsex
sweetcorn123
kirknorcross