Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

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LRG branding - 05.03.2019
Disolved - compulsory strike-off

Lauren’s gold ltd - 15.01.2019
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LRG marketing - 16.10.2018
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LJM management - 19.05.2018
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WoW indeed… she can’t possibly have a business listed in her own name again after all that?

Lauren’s way 31.07.2018
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She liked opening companies… not much happens after that. She doesn’t file and she gets struck off.
Prob covered before but since I was having a nosy.
 
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New dress that has been posted on her jumble sale page is listed as a size 22! Surely the person posting on her behalf must be mistaken! BYG has NEVER been a size 22….. has she!

I’m sure all her worldly goods are being sold to cover fees. There’s no way she would authorise the world knowing this!
 
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New dress that has been posted on her jumble sale page is listed as a size 22! Surely the person posting on her behalf must be mistaken! BYG has NEVER been a size 22….. has she!

I’m sure all her worldly goods are being sold to cover fees. There’s no way she would authorise the world knowing this!
Im so upset by this. My idol, my BYG, my Towie OG, bafta award winner…… Would never need a size 22 dress. This is an outrage 😭

The wind machine must have altered the dress as well as the Notoriously BYG’s tiny body 😮
 
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Im so upset by this. My idol, my BYG, my Towie OG, bafta award winner…… Would never need a size 22 dress. This is an outrage 😭

The wind machine must have altered the dress as well as the Notoriously BYG’s tiny body 😮
I agree, there’s definitely something amiss here. How could our tiny 5’3 Lozza ever be a size 22? She’d topple over and that’s never good for a ball ⚽ 💨

The dress is definitely primed for wind machines though!
 

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I agree, there’s definitely something amiss here. How could our tiny 5’3 Lozza ever be a size 22? She’d topple over and that’s never good for a ball ⚽ 💨

The dress is definitely primed for wind machines though!
That’s the one she wore when she gave her first interview after Lorena it was probably gifted to her!
 
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I want to see loz in this santa outfit.

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Excellent photo dressing too.
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Bonus points for anyone who knows what the fluffy topped pillar thing to the other side is.
 
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Either she’s done a massive tit or just got some 🍆
I think she’s sold 20 quid’s worth of her soiled repugnant clothes

I cannot believe the prices she’s putting things up for . Used converse and nikes for £100! I’ve just brought similar brand new in the sale for less than £50! What an utter pisstake!

So bewful, so soft, so cheesy. I don’t know why the pack of wotsits is making me laugh so much.
duck me, she looks bigger than ever here!
 
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I want to see loz in this santa outfit.

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Excellent photo dressing too.
Random hand - tick
Random pulling of stretchy nylon - tick
Random falling apart flower wall thing - tick

Bonus points for anyone who knows what the fluffy topped pillar thing to the other side is.
I'm not very impressed with the screwed up kleenex wall art. Do they think it helps present the clothes in a better way? :confused:
 
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I want to see loz in this santa outfit.
I might buy this for my 6ft 3 husband to get him to dress up as Santa 🎅

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Excellent photo dressing too.
Random hand - tick
Random pulling of stretchy nylon - tick
Random falling apart flower wall thing - tick

Bonus points for anyone who knows what the fluffy topped pillar thing to the other side is.
I want to see loz in this santa outfit.

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Excellent photo dressing too.
Random hand - tick
Random pulling of stretchy nylon - tick
Random falling apart flower wall thing - tick

Bonus points for anyone who knows what the fluffy topped pillar thing to the other side is.
Might buy this for my 6ft 3 husband to dress up as Santa 🎅 for the kids this Xmas
 
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Will she sell any of her classy Halloween outfits??
Please! Let it be so!
 
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New dress that has been posted on her jumble sale page is listed as a size 22! Surely the person posting on her behalf must be mistaken! BYG has NEVER been a size 22….. has she!

I’m sure all her worldly goods are being sold to cover fees. There’s no way she would authorise the world knowing this!
Maybe (gasp) she is actually coming to terms with her real size? Not so long ago she'd never have posted any pictures of her looking anything less than a svelte size 8. There's still the mental unbelievable Space Raider face pictures on her Instagram but there's two recent ones showing a more realistic Lauren as well.

(Edited out the Lorena picture from her Instagram main page screenshot as it's not relevant, and I wouldn't share it here anyway).
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Honestly…loooong time lurker and admirer of this thread. I’ve finally plucked up the courage to post something…(these last few pages have just kept me laughing when I needed it most!!!)

You people are ABSOLUTE gold, I love the casual swearing, the frequent use of the c-word and the genuine banter. I WISH I could comment something as funny as y’all or leave more than one 🤣 (laughing emoji) on your posts. I don’t even know why but the big Loz has fascinated me since her TOWIE days (I have a life…I swear!) so I implore ye…please accept me into your fold so I may join your ranks!!
 
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Honestly…loooong time lurker and admirer of this thread. I’ve finally plucked up the courage to post something…(these last few pages have just kept me laughing when I needed it most!!!)

You people are ABSOLUTE gold, I love the casual swearing, the frequent use of the c-word and the genuine banter. I WISH I could comment something as funny as y’all or leave more than one 🤣 (laughing emoji) on your posts. I don’t even know why but the big Loz has fascinated me since her TOWIE days (I have a life…I swear!) so I implore ye…please accept me into your fold so I may join your ranks!!
Bestows the Scrunchie of belonging to new person.
You are welcome.
 
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