Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

[Pom Bear]

I've brought this top of Lauren's x

Had to wash it as it didn't smell too nice..then hung on the line to dry...

It still smelt odd so I set it on fire

Then set fire to my washing machine In case the item had contaminated it..

Never again will I buy from Loz...that was a costly experience x.


Looool x

 

[Sjr2607]

Thread suggestion #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

 

[Pom Bear]

In tears!! @Pom Bear hilarious

Thank you xx

Excellent @Pom Bear

Thank you xx

I wanted to help the local airport the other day as their windsock needed updating as it was looking very tatty and sorry for itself x...

Here it is in better days ...

Nowadays ....

So I thought I would give them a helping hand and dispite never to buy anything of Big Loz again after what happened to my washing line and washing machine going up in smoke ..I thought "Well it's for a good cause" x

So of I went and brought this monstrosity...

Really I only needed the skirt but had to take both, still all for a good cause in the end as the airport now have used the skirt for the new windsock ..

That's my good deed for the day x

 

[Dizzymichelle]

Erm, do you think Kirk met up with Lauren over the weekend and remembered what she actually looks like?

 

[TheDarkling]

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Are you ok hun?

What table Big Gel?!?! You fecking sold the bastard!!

 

[65rosethorns]

Honestly…loooong time lurker and admirer of this thread. I’ve finally plucked up the courage to post something…(these last few pages have just kept me laughing when I needed it most!!!)

You people are ABSOLUTE gold, I love the casual swearing, the frequent use of the c-word and the genuine banter. I WISH I could comment something as funny as y’all or leave more than one (laughing emoji) on your posts. I don’t even know why but the big Loz has fascinated me since her TOWIE days (I have a life…I swear!) so I implore ye…please accept me into your fold so I may join your ranks!!

 

[maggisojuicy]

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Hang on hang on hang on. Did you buy the infamous blue 2 piece set?! Do you have the top as well?? That is a priceless scrunchie relic and should be treasured, not worn!

 

[Pom Bear]

I was doing some early Christmas shopping today and saw a gift set for Mrs Wright EDP by Mark Wright. I thought it was a joke but it’s real! The set was also sold out but still being listed which was a shame as I’d have obviously snapped it up…

I guess we know where all of our bewful yung gals money is going, she must have at least 50 bottles of the stuff packed away.

Also I tried to write Bewful but my phone kept autocorrecting it to Beefy. I’ve been laughing at Beefy Yung Gel for the past few minutes.



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That's gave me an idea for a Loz perfume advert xx.

B.Y.G by Dolce Gabbana x.

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooooool x...

 

[Pom Bear]

Loz's magic mirror x...

When she's looking in it. ....

When she turns away .....

Looooool x

 

[Pom Bear]

I actually can’t cope with this
brillant @Pom Bear xx

Thank you xx hope to make some more when I can think of a a few more stories to go with them xx


I want one of these Mirrors x

 

[Pom Bear]

So I'm walking down the street the other day when I heard someone shout my name.."Pom" they shouted.."Can you help me with my new fish pond...it needs a lining to stop the water draining away into the ground"

I'm not an expect on pond lining and knew the shops wouldn't have any in stock so off I went online again to see if Big Loz can help out x

This might help I thought as I looked at the bodysuit Loz was selling, hope it's safe for the fish as I don't want them contaminated, no I'll have to take it to the laundrette with it's industrial extra large washing machines. x

Once it be safe enough to handle with my bare hands I cut off the straps and gusset and took the rest to the fish pond man.

I set about lining the pond with the bodysuit and fish pond man was amazed how much material fitted the big pond he had.
I also reassuring said it's been given an industrial type clean so the fish will be safe. x

He was over the moon...another good deed done I thought proudly x.

Here is said pond now finished with the Loz lining x

 

[Pom Bear]

You are so talented! X

Thank you, xx Love Pom xx

 

[Pom Bear]

I got a email from Santa the other day x
He emailed to say his got a rip in his Santa suit due to eating too much throughout the year and won't be able to wear it when delivering presents this year.

He said he only can access toys to give for presents and anything like clothing his elves have to make and he can't get hold of the material.

I emailed him the link to Big Loz's website

He saw something that might do the job...

Yes this will do says Santa

Item arrives and Santa opens his parcel...

It's too small! says Santa. I can only fit my one leg in up to my knee!

Poor Santa x

 

[minamoon]

I was doing some early Christmas shopping today and saw a gift set for Mrs Wright EDP by Mark Wright. I thought it was a joke but it’s real! The set was also sold out but still being listed which was a shame as I’d have obviously snapped it up…

I guess we know where all of our bewful yung gals money is going, she must have at least 50 bottles of the stuff packed away.

Also I tried to write Bewful but my phone kept autocorrecting it to Beefy. I’ve been laughing at Beefy Yung Gel for the past few minutes.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

When she said she wanted to do something spontaneous, do you think she’s in the bushes near Wrightys new mansion

 

[Emmie81]

I’d get more from you lot if I set up a GFM account for a sponsored walk to a Tesco Extra and back to buy a bottle of Chablis and a box of toffifee

 

[Pom Bear]

Think we need a Halloween random squat in a car park using BYG Chucky ........Pom do your magic xx

I made four lol xx.

 

[xyzcba]

In fact I'm nomming that for a thread title if it's not already been nommed! I'm still chuckling, it might be the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

LG #76 : For sale, Mirror- never been used

 

[Anna666]

Im still confused, that she said the mirror was ` never used ` .... how exactly does that work? ... can a mirror be described as never used .... what does she do, walk around the house, and just completely ignore it, not look at her reflection ( which as we all know, is an impossibility with our BIGGGG softi, petite, delicate lozzasaurus, the whole fuckin house, is mirrored to the hilt ) .... hence its listed as ` never used ` ... a mirror is ` used ` as soon as, you see it ..... did she buy it, while wearing a blind fold ... she is soo flipping THICK, its unreal