Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

[geordiegirl]

New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 !

Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!!

She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background.

She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in the wild in a crop top, leggings and crocs. She then did a King Kong-esque stride to see to LaChunk after leaving her unattended.

Still hasn’t posted anything on her Laurengoodgerbody ig page as that’s too strenuous for her

She put the bins out one day and had to have a lie down

She took LaBored to a Paw Patrol thing yesterday in London in a flammable outfit and each photo had a different face that we were treated to. She also wore a scarf and was photod sitting down so we couldn’t see the full scale of our soft and pretty yung gel

As you were Scrunchies!!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

Thank you @NinaStar90 for the fab thread title. 🎉 Some highlights of the previous thread (add whatever I’ve missed out) ClickBait had her baby and we’re all very happy for her. Congrats ❤ Big L has a new ‘IG fan page’ which is every bit as cringe as it sounds. Pls don’t talk about leaving...

tattle.life

 

[BessieNessie]

New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 !

Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!!

She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background.

She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in the wild in a crop top, leggings and crocs. She then did a King Kong-esque stride to see to LaChunk after leaving her unattended.

Still hasn’t posted anything on her Laurengoodgerbody ig page as that’s too strenuous for her

She put the bins out one day and had to have a lie down



As you were Scrunchies!!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

Thank you @NinaStar90 for the fab thread title. 🎉 Some highlights of the previous thread (add whatever I’ve missed out) ClickBait had her baby and we’re all very happy for her. Congrats ❤ Big L has a new ‘IG fan page’ which is every bit as cringe as it sounds. Pls don’t talk about leaving...

tattle.life

Thank you @geordiegirl for the new thread and bang-on roundup Congrats @troutpout69 on the title

Big L was looking at doing something spontaneous today, then made an omelette.
We’ll have to wait and see what other exciting ideas she comes up with.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

My main takeaway is amazement that she can actually spell ‘spontaneous’

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Thank you @geordiegirl for the new thread and bang-on roundup Congrats @troutpout69 on the title


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Big L was looking at doing something spontaneous today, then made an omelette.
We’ll have to wait and see what other exciting ideas she comes up with.

I’m on the edge of my seat. What WILL she do next? Empty the dishwasher? Spa day? Cut her toenails? Cook a roast? The list is lichhhrally endless.

 

[GlassOfBeans]

Thank you @geordiegirl for the new thread and bang-on roundup Congrats @troutpout69 on the title


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Big L was looking at doing something spontaneous today, then made an omelette.
We’ll have to wait and see what other exciting ideas she comes up with.

“Away for the night” is Big Lozza speak for “I am on the scrounge, what companies will offer me a night somewhere free?”

Such a Beggy Mitchell, but hey, she’s getting creative with it…

 

[troutpout69]

New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 !

Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!!

She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background.

She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in the wild in a crop top, leggings and crocs. She then did a King Kong-esque stride to
see to LaChunk after leaving her unattended.

Still hasn’t posted anything on her Laurengoodgerbody ig page as that’s too strenuous for her

She put the bins out one day and had to have a lie down

She took LaBored to a Paw Patrol thing yesterday in London in a flammable outfit and each photo had a different face that we were treated to. She also wore a scarf and was photod sitting down so we couldn’t see the full scale of our soft and pretty yung gel

As you were Scrunchies!!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

Thank you @NinaStar90 for the fab thread title. 🎉 Some highlights of the previous thread (add whatever I’ve missed out) ClickBait had her baby and we’re all very happy for her. Congrats ❤ Big L has a new ‘IG fan page’ which is every bit as cringe as it sounds. Pls don’t talk about leaving...

tattle.life

Aww gee thanks and on my Birthday too, it’s the best present ever

 

[Kitty-Kat]

Thank you @geordiegirl for the new thread and bang-on roundup Congrats @troutpout69 on the title


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Big L was looking at doing something spontaneous today, then made an omelette.
We’ll have to wait and see what other exciting ideas she comes up with.

Maybe she could be spontaneous by putting the phone away and spending some quality time with La'mymumsfacelookslikeaphone...

Hmmmm maybe not.

 

[NorthernBramble]

I’m on holiday so I’m quite far behind, but just have to report that on the breakfast buffet this morning sweetcorn was being served. Fully expecting BYG to appear any moment… either as a holiday maker or the hotel manager

 

[geordiegirl]

Aww gee thanks and on my Birthday too, it’s the best present ever

Happy birthday!!! Licherally the best present eva from BYG

 

[slinkywinky]

My main takeaway is amazement that she can actually spell ‘spontaneous’

Probably typed in "spon" and let predictive text take care of the rest.

 

[bignellie]

Probably typed in "spon" and let predictive text take care of the rest.

Spon taineee arse

 

[Xxcxcc]

Has anything spontaneous happened or has sh not been gifted yet. Just seen daily mail pics and they have been photoshopped quite a bit

 

[geordiegirl]

Has anything spontaneous happened or has sh not been gifted yet. Just seen daily mail pics and they have been photoshopped quite a bit

Nothing as yet… maybe a freebie carvery somewhere

 

[Xxcxcc]

Nothing as yet… maybe a freebie carvery somewhere

S he needs to get that carvery doesn't she. Shes withering away by the day thinks she's back on the a list now doing a red carpet walk for paw patrol. Lacrosse first red carpet. As if she's gonna be some big star and take after her mother. She has never been a star and never will be. Always wonder what she wants to be. Does she just want to continue filtering and begging for freebies. When lalump is at school and asks what her mother is, her answer will be a bleeping beggar. Doesnt look like her only fans is doing too well as more coverage has shown what she really looks like pervs may aswll wank over a cartoon charactet. Fat slag

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Just planking my non surgically enhanced fat arse here

 

[Pom Bear]

Aww gee thanks and on my Birthday too, it’s the best present ever

Happy Birthday xx

 

[AimlessShameless]

.So the one she still believes will come back to her has moved into his owned (or mortgaged) mansion with his wifey. So what wonders from her rented greyscale dormer bungalow will she be previewing. Maybe another visit to the brick shed annex to show her wonderful asfetiks establishment now that she is all things (me a bike, me a ball) to LaPiercedEarsButStillNoProperShoes and is running the next PlayYungGel mansion

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

BYG is a right state. Those shoes she had on yesterday.. I just can't nderstand what possesses her lol The whole outfit was disgusting but the knock-off shoes
Larose looks super cute in some of the videos but I still despair at what a life she is going to have with BYG as her mother.

 

[WordSalad]

I'm waitin for next episode of omlit story. Bin wiskin me eggs for eleventy hours wot do I do now? Anyone no Upminster area DM me.

 

[Pampered Pam]

yesterday after her red carpet event she posted that she had changed into her shorts showing in the selfie how slim she is and she was doing a spot of house work which judging by the state of her place today she didn't do much does she ever do anything but take her fake selfies her place always looks a dump