Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

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Whilst we’re on the good news bandwagon. BabyKat got discharged from the NICU yesterday 🎉
Fantastic news, welcome home BabyKat!

If you need advice on baby footwear, or appropriate food, or places to put a baby bouncer, just ask bewful yung gel.
And then ignore it.
 
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She is out with her crocs on, pleather jacket
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and fat gunt showing 🤢
 
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Ahhhh loz.

We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.

But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.

(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted 😬)

I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
She is out with her crocs on, pleather jacket View attachment 1618576View attachment 1618577and fat gunt showing 🤢
I don't understand why she has started wearing belly tops??? I know she sees a completely different body than we do but even with a filter on you can see the fuckin size of the gut hanging over her leggings!!!! I would love to see her in the wild...sat at a table like a sumo wrestler.....loving herself in her phone while the rest of the flab hangs about ahha!! Proper delusional man 🤮🤮🤢💩xx
 
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I don't understand why she has started wearing belly tops??? I know she sees a completely different body than we do but even with a filter on you can see the fuckin size of the gut hanging over her leggings!!!! I would love to see her in the wild...sat at a table like a sumo wrestler.....loving herself in her phone while the rest of the flab hangs about ahha!! Proper delusional man 🤮🤮🤢💩xx
Reversed body dysmorphia, what a thunder cu*nt
 
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No. She did not get toddlers her ears done.

I don't care if anyone here agrees it's NOT OK.

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It's probably why .5 is there, isn't his family... the type of culture that always have the ears done early?
 
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Why does she never wear proper footwear! Never seen her in trainers, shoes boots.. always like a flip flop and today crocs… I don’t get it
 
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Causing your kid pain for your own vanity. Because it's nothing to do with LaSore is it? She doesn't up and think- Oh you know what I'd love? Holes in my earlobes.
 
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No. She did not get toddlers her ears done.

I don't care if anyone here agrees it's NOT OK.

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It's probably why .5 is there, isn't his family... the type of culture that always have the ears done early?
I'll be honest, I was surprised it took her this long to do this to her child.
I agree with you- a baby/toddler cannot consent, and cultural or not, I just think it's not only wrong,n but it's tacky. Nothing screams chav like a baby with pierced ears.
 
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Sorry did she just do a video of a dyson robo vac, tag dyson, then do a selfie at the dyson kiosk in bluewater? Because she wants one?
Sorry just needed to get that straight.
 
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Sorry did she just do a video of a dyson robo vac, tag dyson, then do a selfie at the dyson kiosk in bluewater? Because she wants one?
Sorry just needed to get that straight.
It's on her OF Gift List should some sad act wish to buy her a present 🎁
 
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No. She did not get toddlers her ears done.

I don't care if anyone here agrees it's NOT OK.

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It's probably why .5 is there, isn't his family... the type of culture that always have the ears done early?
That's one thing I really hate.

It's not for the child, it's completely for the adults.
Horrible. It also looks as naff as hell.
As for taking bloody photos of it.

I hope you're going to keep lainjured much cleaner now laureen. What you've just forced on to her is disgusting.
Take your ridiculous gym wear that's never seen a gym and duck off.

And put something on that poor bairn's feet. Ffs. Useless woman, awful parent.
 
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