10" Cake knife.Pathetic. It must be a bleeping great knife to get your plate-face in view Lozza
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Try this one Lozza - you have a chance of getting more of YOU in view plus it'll be pretty good for hacking your Corn-on-the-cob into gob-sized chunks too
Just wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade. 
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
Congrats Crowbag. Please be wary of sharing happy news on this thread, as some new member may come and take the huffJust wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade.
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
Something old- any boy over 25.Just wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade.
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
Something blue-
In that second pic her heels look like they're about to snap!
Congratulations @Crowbag 
Congrats @Crowbag 
You're a byg who can do it all! Wifey material! Remember to go to Loz Arsethickics so you can have some bewful kissable lips for your boy on your big day
*a gangster rap version of Mariah Carey My All plays in background*
Edit- instead of exchanging rings (although we do love some Fartier) why not get your boy's name tattooed on your private area?
You're a byg who can do it all! Wifey material! Remember to go to Loz Arsethickics so you can have some bewful kissable lips for your boy on your big day
*a gangster rap version of Mariah Carey My All plays in background*Edit- instead of exchanging rings (although we do love some Fartier) why not get your boy's name tattooed on your private area?
She's one of the twats that fink 2.5k is the most you'll pay regardless of how much energy you use. No hun, that's based on an average household's use.
something old-her real face?Just wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade.
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
One of my fave faces that top one, nice to see it again!
Congratulations @Crowbag I think a sweetcorn scrunchie on each wrist is a much better (and comfier) option than a green-wrist-turning-2-sizes-too-small-Fartier
And sod the veil, you need something that you can use again, these hair clips are just the dogs bolllix
A sweetcorn scrunchie!!
What a find!
Whilst we’re on the good news bandwagon. BabyKat got discharged from the NICU yesterdayJust wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade.
I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:
Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?
I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
Congratulations on your wedding news @Crowbag - some excellent suggestions on wedding attire. Don’t forget BYG was selling a wedding dress recently…
Happy news for you too @Kat_Valentine - having baby home must feel such a relief x
Happy news for you too @Kat_Valentine - having baby home must feel such a relief x
I leave this here while I do some more catching up 
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xAwww that’s good to hear @Kat_Valentine , enjoy your cuddles with the little one
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