Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

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If that bleep ever did a Hilaria Baldwin - I would request to become stateless

I didn’t have mine done as a baby, it was a summer holiday agreement before the start of secondary school

like siestas, it is a dying tradition
Oh god Hillary Hilaria there’s another glorified flasher. I wonder if L’s sleazy boudoir-with-baby clips are a massive fail at trying to imitate Hilaria’s ‘Spanish mum’ in lingerie and heels gig?

Talk about missing the mark. She’ll end up on some kind of register at this rate.

ETA - Yep, Hilaria did her daughter’s at 7 months, what with being Spanish and all.
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Why does she not give LaRose a spoon to eat her breakfast? Seeing a child put their hand in a bowl of cereal is disgusting.

Then touching her newly pierced ears, back to the food and so on :sick::mad::cry:
 
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Loz you dicksplash, stop pretending the video is about Lapuncturedx2 when it’s really your fag ash lil voice singing along like a teen! You look horrendous and you sound horrendous! Oh, and your settee is filthy!
 
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Poor child. It must be bad enough seeing it 24/7 let alone hear it try to sing. Beast. 🤢
 
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I often play Spotify for my two year old….it’s normally wheels on the bus, twinkle twinkle etc 🤣
 
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These and others, are on her only fans page ` heavily pregnant ` .... which creepy punters are jerking themselves off on these images/videos and Id imagine in private message, they were/are asking for all manner of acts, which she obliged for a price ` of course ` ... ` pregacy ` porn brings in more money ... why have these images on a porn site, if it is not for that purpose🤷‍♀️ ... NOTHING is sacred for her ... she has zero boundaries ( nothing seems to be off limits for this bleep, not even her precious unborn child ) she comes across as too overly sexualised in almost anything she does/posts ( even where its not appropriate ) as is evident from her IG videos, where she comes across as constantly turned on, facefucking the camera, trying to be sexy .... horny .... while holding her innocent child ( there is a time and place, she can be a sex worker, but it must be kept away from her child ... separate ) :mad: .. ` ear piercing ` which I dont agree with on a baby, I am Greek, and for some reason, my culture many years ago, would pierce a baby's ears, some new-born's, thank goodness, we have moved on from that now ... This never sat right with me ... I refused to get my daughters ears done, as far as Im concerned its cruel to do this to a baby, and I left it to her, to decide for herself, if she wanted it, which she didnt .... at 26, she wears clip ons, and it has not caused her any long term Psychological damage, it was not my place to make this decision for her .... For this vile twit everything and anything is for sale ... which is not good news, for that lil girl, she is not surrounded by a good role model or a mentally healthy living environment, from either parent ... all the above WILL affect her as she grows
 

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She says she's concerned about what she puts in her body and prefers being natural so much so that she won't take medication for her anxiety, won't vaccinate and didn't trust doctors and nurses to care for her during her pregnancies. But, she has no qualms with fillers, piercings, cosmetic surgeries, and shoveling refined inflammatory foods down her throat. I can't stand the hypocrite. Today made me mad enough to open an account, seeing poor LaTraumatized's ears being pierced. I've never seen lauren in earrings, herself. It's not like they mean that much to her.
But it's a famly trazhishun innit.

You just know she's had 100s of messages slagging her off which is why she's doubling down on the Claires and the piercing.
Hopefully she has but she'll just think they're well jel haterzz.
 
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Oh god Hillary Hilaria there’s another glorified flasher. I wonder if L’s sleazy boudoir-with-baby clips are a massive fail at trying to imitate Hilaria’s ‘Spanish mum’ in lingerie and heels gig?

Talk about missing the mark. She’ll end up on some kind of register at this rate.

ETA - Yep, Hilaria did her daughter’s at 7 months, what with being Spanish and all.
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Hilary is a completely different type of crazy, but I was in Claire’s today buying some tacky Halloween crap, and a wee girl was getting her ears pierced, I felt so bad for her, her mum looked as chavvy as our big Loz. However, I do remember being in high school, and getting my first helix (cartilage) piercing at Claire’s, with the gun, I have no idea how it ended up ok. It’s terrifying going in one of their stores now and seeing the various piercings they advertise
(I’d also like to add, I had my ears pierced when I was 5, because I wanted it done, and it was the 90s, so a gun was the way to have it done)
 
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Hilary is a completely different type of crazy, but I was in Claire’s today buying some tacky Halloween crap, and a wee girl was getting her ears pierced, I felt so bad for her, her mum looked as chavvy as our big Loz. However, I do remember being in high school, and getting my first helix (cartilage) piercing at Claire’s, with the gun, I have no idea how it ended up ok. It’s terrifying going in one of their stores now and seeing the various piercings they advertise
(I’d also like to add, I had my ears pierced when I was 5, because I wanted it done, and it was the 90s, so a gun was the way to have it done)
I came out of MAC today and spotted this

don’t know what you had to buy to get free piercing

is Lauren from the travelling community ?

I remember when this one said her colour is from her Spanish blood … I don’t recall ever resembling a chorizo as a child … she was born to be an Essex wife with that shade of orange
 

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Apologies to anyone this may offend I bleeping hate pierced ears on babies it's disgusting in my eyes. The kids in my daughter's class some have them and the amount of accidents that have happened is unreal so for a baby to have them 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. Of course that cow of a woman mad her baby have pierced ears. Of everything she has done this has made me want to throw rocks at her. I wonder if Charles had a say in it.
 
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I came out of MAC today and spotted this

don’t know what you had to buy to get free piercing

is Lauren from the travelling community ?

I remember when this one said her colour is from her Spanish blood … I don’t recall ever resembling a chorizo as a child … she was born to be an Essex wife with that shade of orange
It’s not free. You buy the earrings, which are quite pricey and get the piercing and solution for free. I feel awful, as didn’t realise Claire’s had such a bad reputation. My 10 year old daughter wanted them done last year and I took her there. They did use the gun but my daughter said it didn’t hurt. 2 sales assistant did one ear each at the same time. To be fair, hers were fine but I didn’t realise at the time that a gun doesn’t have to be used.
I can’t abide babies and toddlers with them though. It’s damn right cruel and looks so chavvy.

These and others, are on her only fans page ` heavily pregnant ` .... which creepy punters are jerking themselves off on these images/videos and Id imagine in private message, they were/are asking for all manner of acts, which she obliged for a price ` of course ` ... ` pregacy ` porn brings in more money ... why have these images on a porn site, if it is not for that purpose🤷‍♀️ ... NOTHING is sacred for her ... she has zero boundaries ( nothing seems to be off limits for this bleep, not even her precious unborn child ) she comes across as too overly sexualised in almost anything she does/posts ( even where its not appropriate ) as is evident from her IG videos, where she comes across as constantly turned on, facefucking the camera, trying to be sexy .... horny .... while holding her innocent child ( there is a time and place, she can be a sex worker, but it must be kept away from her child ... separate ) :mad: .. ` ear piercing ` which I dont agree with on a baby, I am Greek, and for some reason, my culture many years ago, would pierce a baby's ears, some new-born's, thank goodness, we have moved on from that now ... This never sat right with me ... I refused to get my daughters ears done, as far as Im concerned its cruel to do this to a baby, and I left it to her, to decide for herself, if she wanted it, which she didnt .... at 26, she wears clip ons, and it has not caused her any long term Psychological damage, it was not my place to make this decision for her .... For this vile twit everything and anything is for sale ... which is not good news, for that lil girl, she is not surrounded by a good role model or a mentally healthy living environment, from either parent ... all the above WILL affect her as she grows
That last pic has knocked me sick 😷 🤮🤮
 
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I'm now on this thread 😀🥰 x

I see Lauren has been dreaming about a new boy again which means he be her boyfriend in real life 😄😄 x..

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Loooooooool 😅 x
 
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Am I the only one really concerned about how tight La’helpme’s wrist cuff is?! Take it off her Lauren! She is not a small, delicate child like you wanted and that’s okay. She’s still a little cutie. Buy her stuff that actually fits!

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bleeping hell 😱Her hand will drop off if she doesn't remove that immediately. Jesus Christ SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Do we think she has some unsuspecting fool held hostage last night after her amazing blow dry and shaving twelve stone off herself and she’s ready with the Turkey baster as she’s very quiet 😂
I think she has Prince Harry held hostage according to her last post 😄😄😄😄🥰❤😘 xx

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I came out of MAC today and spotted this

don’t know what you had to buy to get free piercing

is Lauren from the travelling community ?

I remember when this one said her colour is from her Spanish blood … I don’t recall ever resembling a chorizo as a child … she was born to be an Essex wife with that shade of orange
Who is that? Is that Michelle Keegan? She's changed her entire face!
 
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