She clearly lied about her and Larose being ill to get sympathy and more media coverage. What kind of sick person lies about their child being ill to get column inches?? She seriously needs to duck off
Lauren Goodger #69 Time to put down your phone and walk away, instead take Larose to the park to play.
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BYG and a corn mixer:
What kind of person?!....Lauren! Are you really that shocked...you're not!
Thank you Love PomAbsolutely brilliant
xx.Here you are loooool
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I hope this is ok lol
xxComes with added reins..a bit like padded handles on a backpack
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@Pom Bear that is class, you are brilliant! Thank youI hope this is ok lol
Comes with added reins..a bit like padded handles on a backpack
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Er is that one of those little creatures that "prepare" the coffee beans? Its a Civet apparently
Oh I love this! Haha
Thanks Pom for bringing BYY to life 
For Loz, a person who wears at the very least eleventy eight different faces on any given week. She must give herself a shock every morning when looking in the mirror.
I think the mystery illness is all bollocks and has been mentioned, was to stop Cha.5 from seeing LaPiggyinthemiddle. Or possibly to give that impression. I’m of the mind his back in that house. They’re both concocting their stories as we speak. Jesus wept, what a life
Where’s our scrunchy in the sky Kizzy? We need to get some Tattle brand bino’s to her for some exclusive T
Particularly given she’s lost her baby you’d think she’d be more careful with tit like this. First time my (living) daughter was sick after losing our other daughter my instincts were “off to the doctors as the worst does happen and she might also die” so she can duck off pretending to be ill. Or pretending her daughter is. Utter twatwaffle
The coffee is deliciousEr is that one of those little creatures that "prepare" the coffee beans? Its a Civet apparently
(it really is lol)Poor woe me post this morning from Lozza, knew a book would be on the cards. And she is so amazing that she managed to carry on with life throughout her pregnancy and a baby to look after! Excuse me Lozza, most women carry on working right up ro due date while looking after kids, running the house etc, do you see them moaning?? All about her as usual
Where’s the punctuation, my head hurts from reading that
You buy from supermarket
Thanks Loz I was wondering where on this earth you could procure such a product.
Thanks Loz I was wondering where on this earth you could procure such a product.
LaOrse is back
‘You buy from supermarket’
She uses a very rare full stop where it isn’t actually needed…..can’t wait for her bookWhere’s the punctuation, my head hurts from reading that
She doesn't go out and drink? Well, considering she's been pregnant for the best part of 2 years, I'd hope not. Hardly an achievement to not be out partying when you've been up the duff for ages.
Well that’s a PR caption if there ever was one! Me, me, me….I, I, I !!! I don’t remember anybody asking BYG for a life story but I’m calling BS on the whole thing - even when she wasn’t pregnant she couldn’t keep the house clean and tidy. And as for mentioning how she gets up at the crack of dawn for her daughter and no matter what time she just gets on with it? WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD!! That’s nothing new, except for the fact we get plenty of whinging stories on social media about how tired she is
I honestly cannot fathom how someone is going to pay a ghost writer to compose her second book…as if they think it’s going to be a good investment.
Hurt my brain does!
Here we go, the competition begins for parent of the year!
only the best for my overweight 13 month year old …
I tell ye… I don’t go out and drink… listen to me scrunchies
I tell ye… I don’t go out and drink… listen to me scrunchies
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AD: struggling author needed to turn nonsensical ig posts into a book, written entirely in the style of yoda.
Could be a best seller
Lauren's new business adventure.I hope this is ok lol
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As advertised in Farmers Weekly....
Roll up, roll up, sweetcorn enriched manure for sale.
Come and buy fresh Lauren's tit and spread it all over the fields of Essex... Innittt....
Sooooooo much to say!
You went out, eating, several times recently loz.
We know this because you keep posting photos.
You partied like a twit instead of having a party for latellyface.
As for the rest of the drivel, I'm too busy doing, er, 'jobs' (ie normal life) to decipher it all at the moment.
Drivel you speak.
Out you do go.
Shite you do type.
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