Lauren Goodger #58 She a lump, he a tool, poor La'horse freezing in the pool

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That is a big portion even for a 5 year old child let alone a 9 month old baby! And where is the veg?! No wonder Ch’arg is pushing 19stone! Jeez!
What is her issue with mixing the pasta in the sauce? Every time she makes pasta she leaves it dry and plonks sauce or mince on the top. Is this another of her oddities like beans in a glass and sweetcorn with everything?
 
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Well, Lauren's #beg for two beauticians to give her a pamper session (I wonder if they "didn't rush" as requested), paid off. Makes you sick :sick:
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Also, Lauren's Aldi Salmon is out of date tomorrow - she either doesn't check dates or she got it from the bargain bin!
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‘Laorse’

Isn’t that French for La ‘orse? 🐴


Well, Lauren's #beg for two beauticians to give her a pamper session (I wonder if they "didn't rush" as requested), paid off. Makes you sick :sick:View attachment 1242674
Also, Lauren's Aldi Salmon is out of date tomorrow - she either doesn't check dates or she got it from the bargain bin!
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What a minger. Surprised she can fit in a bath. Doesn't she have a shower? Imagine the smell of her fat folds..... 🤑
 
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So her pamper session (#beggymitchel) consisted of someone wafting a smudge stick about and artistically arranging fake pebbles. Ah and a tub of 'cbd mango butter' (which is making me chuckle more than it probably should).

I'm getting Mr Rigsby vibes.
 
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Imagine the frantic calls to Ok mag to get that video taken down. " Ere a does not luk like that u fuckers, a is bewful, soft and pretty an Chaz is sexy boy like a yunger Mark Wright, Take it down TAKE IT DOWN TTAAAKKEE ITTTT DOOOWWWNNN" no wonder she needed a lie down in the bloody bath!!
 
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My baby Brian (!) hurts reading her posts… why were laorse and Chaz in the hallway?!?!
 
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So she hasn’t washed her hair for ages 😩 I wish she would stop moaning about being tired and just get on with it ffs. Most women have to bloody get up and go to work and drop kids to school or nursery 😩. Just have a bloody shower then
 
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The interview is on tiktok….
And there are way too many sympathisers in the comments 🤮 but amongst those morons are these beauties!
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This comment on the insta gives me the bleeping ick of all icks. Why?! WhY?!

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