I took one for the Scrunchies and watched the toy parade so you don't have to. Here's what you missed:
"Loves Cocomelon even though I don't let her watch too much of it"
"A littul phone cos she's obsessed with my phone
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"A game thing, needs battries n stuff" as she tosses it to one side
"Sophie the giraffe, she's not very sure of it" perhaps she's never seen animals in books that you read with her every day, oh wait................
"Baby Einstein like ipad, quite kewl, gotta put batteries innit, you press certain fings, it'll do certain fings" Lozza's fat thumb has a go even though got no battwies in
Ooh update, there are battwies in, silly baby brian didn't know how to turn it on
"She's talkin but she's not talkin and she's only 9 munfs old"
"Sorry about her clothes, SB gave her breakfast and it's all down her, don't know what it was, yoghurt or somefink"
Gonna show us the toybox layah and where she goddit from
Labored suddenly gets excited and wants to play with soft blocks that apparently she's had since December???
SB's mam seems to have bought her all her existing toys
"she's at a diffrent stage now, now she's 9 munfs so content"
"Loves looking at herself in the mirror, just like her mum"
That's it, off for 2 paracetamol and a lie down in a darkened room