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100%. Tries to show her followers the DM comments are wrong and she doesn’t deep fry everything because this is “oven baked”. Finally clueing youHow comes most of it is still on the plate and not everywhere else? I think a lot of Tattle reading has happened recently!!
If you have FB just search for ok magazine UK. Go to posts and scroll down and you can't miss the fat bastatds
They'll hose her down in the paddock before they stable her for the night....
What a minger. Surprised she can fit in a bath. Doesn't she have a shower? Imagine the smell of her fat folds.....
I seem to remember freezing food in egg cups for mine.
I am a mathematician.
Lozza that's sums innit.
Traditionally, a standard dinner plate has always had a diameter of 10.5 inches.
Penne is shorter than ziti, measuring about 1½ inches and larger in diameter at ½ inch.
So that's roughly 7 pasta shapes per adult size plate wide.
That plate looks at least 6 penne wide.
That is no baby small plate.
At that the defence rests my Lord.
Lozza that's sums innit.
Traditionally, a standard dinner plate has always had a diameter of 10.5 inches.
Penne is shorter than ziti, measuring about 1½ inches and larger in diameter at ½ inch.
So that's roughly 7 pasta shapes per adult size plate wide.
That plate looks at least 6 penne wide.
That is no baby small plate.
At that the defence rests my Lord.
She must think all her followers are stupid. Clearly an adult sized plate. She's just feeding that kid so she will sleep. She must be alarmed that her kid can't even move yet. But then pretends to be a perfect parent in ok magazine. I feel sorry for the people who actually believe her. They must be thick or blind
baby bowl my bleeping ass!
imma go to my kitchen cupboard, get a piece of Fusilli and put it on a dinner plate….
And guess what… it looks the same as what it does on that pic. That ain’t no baby bowl.
Lauren… why. Why. Why do you have to keep on lying, what do you gain from all this bollocks?! I literally dare you to go an get a baby bowl and put a piece of fusilli in it and see the difference. duck sake.
no surprise Ladiabeticcoma is asleep, all she eats is bleeping pasta! I’d be asleep if I ate it 7 days a week!
Fink we can safely say more teef are coming Loz. She still avin boob ain't she (allegedly) so you be feeling it hun.
I just googled 12 month (year) old meals . Please do the same BYG for mini BYG. It's bordering on abuse .
Babies don't need all that food.
Beaker of milk maybe?
Babies don't need all that food.
Beaker of milk maybe?
Ohhhh BIG lozzz ... everything we say here, goes up fast on yours and Odd bods IG .... we mention something, next videos posted on IG covers it ... EVERY SINGLE TIME ... you are both not just OBESE/UNHEALTHY ... but too thick to leave it a day or so to post, to make up for your crappy ways ... shortcomings .... predictable and transparent ... Do duck OFF wiv ya small petite baby plate CRAP .... that the camera makes enormous ( its flipping pap machine wind gate all over AGAIN ..... you sound bleeping ridiculous ... we can see with our eyes, how big the plate, and how much food is on it 
) .... STOP FEEDING THAT POOR CHILD HEAPS OF PROCESSED high carb SLOPPY tit, THAT HAS ZERO nutritional VALUE .... and introduce her to various fresh veg, fruit ... there are so many healthy foods out there, that you could feed your baby ... but NO .... LAZY lozzzaaa, cooks anything from a jar, a packet or container ..... YOU ARE NOT MOTHER EARTH ... NOT EVEN CLOSE ... baby can have small scoop of pasta with plenty of freshly cooked or fresh veg ... she dosent need pasta sauce from a whole jar ... you can easily make it yourself .... Ive seen quite a few people on IG feeding their children, fresh healthy food, and their lil ones are glowing, your baby is not ... she is overweight, cant move ... fed up, and bored, the poor mite ..... finally ... none of your gibberish posts make sense ... I get a headache trying to decipher them
) .... STOP FEEDING THAT POOR CHILD HEAPS OF PROCESSED high carb SLOPPY tit, THAT HAS ZERO nutritional VALUE .... and introduce her to various fresh veg, fruit ... there are so many healthy foods out there, that you could feed your baby ... but NO .... LAZY lozzzaaa, cooks anything from a jar, a packet or container ..... YOU ARE NOT MOTHER EARTH ... NOT EVEN CLOSE ... baby can have small scoop of pasta with plenty of freshly cooked or fresh veg ... she dosent need pasta sauce from a whole jar ... you can easily make it yourself .... Ive seen quite a few people on IG feeding their children, fresh healthy food, and their lil ones are glowing, your baby is not ... she is overweight, cant move ... fed up, and bored, the poor mite ..... finally ... none of your gibberish posts make sense ... I get a headache trying to decipher themAttachments
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Brilliant aren't they! She's getting rinsed!
She is and it's what she deserves, bare faced liar
I’m really confused how it’s 10.26 at 10.11?
Complaining that she gets woken up at 5am by a baby. What does she think will happen when she has two under 12months?
If she can’t cope now then she’s absolutely fucked when the next one comes along.
If she can’t cope now then she’s absolutely fucked when the next one comes along.
She's seen the OK vid and comments on Facebook, that's why fatso can't sleep ...
She's actually so big she's got her own time zone now
Lauren is too superior to go along with everyone else’s concept of time. With her being heavily pregnant at 20-odd weeks, and her Jultember born first daughter who is 9 momfs years old who was in hospital with illness whilst being out of hospital all at the same time.
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