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So I was coming on to speculate about just this. She claims in the article that “she’s in discussions about a return to television” - obviously she won’t get her own TV show, she’s a washed up reality TV show has-been - so I can only imagine Moleman is scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas.Place your bets now - which TV programme will Lozza reappear on?:
It's Your Fault I'm Fat
How To Look Good Naked
Fat (Boys) And Their Feeders
My Granny The Escort
(Instead of Here Come The Gypsies! - oh, Channel 5, you are awful) - Here Come The Drurys! (If they ever get hitched, though, The Drearies is more appropriate)
She got some higher profile stuff close to post-TOWIE: Dancing on Ice (2013), Celebrity Big Brother (2014). Then a hiatus until Celebs Go Dating (2019) which will basically take anyone like Nikita Jasmine (loudmouth, botched fishwife from MAFS U.K) who is another of Moley’s clients.
Her only options now are:
• Celebs on the farm (C5) - may be mistaken for a farm yard animal and sent to the abattoir;
• The real dirty dancing (E4) - must be partnered with an Olympic weightlifter;
• Celebrity coach trip (E4) - would require a celebrity friend and she has none. Perhaps she’d suggest taking Nanny Crack with her - that would certainly be entertaining;
• Celebrity Ex on the Beach (MTV) - she’d need to split with Chaz again and either of them emerging from the waves may be harpooned.
I can remember them and also weeblesI was thinking more of The Flumps, but that ages me a bit
the reason she got pregnant was to get a tv show she said whilst pregnant she would take over from sam and billie to be towies biggest star she is that deluded and she has been trying to get back on tv for years all the meetings with producers has never got her back on tv loads of times she has said she was going back to towie even though none of the producers on towie new this she is a pathological liar who should face facts she is to unlikable for tv getting pregnant has not made a difference to producers
Oh Anna I love your posts!There is SOOOOOO much I could say concerning this ` comical interview ` but have decided to spare everyone an essay long comment, that would take pages, and pages, and it still wouldnt be enoughIl do ma best to keep it short
... calling out this OBESE .... hideous DELUDED twit .... the photos below speak for themselves, no need to waste time picking over the crap they both are spouting from their BLUBBEROUS DECEPTIVE GOBS!! ..... I will say .... I think bisto girl, lil ronseal amy, was more than a one nighter ... the cheating fat boy, WHO IS NOT FUSSY WHERE HE STICKS IT
.... most probably, gave the illusion that they would have a relationship .. when all he wanted was a place to sleep, with some sex thrown in .... LOZZZZAAAAA you dont ` feel ` like a BALL ..... Correction ..... " YOU ARE BALL " there ends the lesson .... ps .... He WILL stray again .... if the magic cure for staying together is GREAT SEX ..... you are completely clueless, takes MUCH MORE to keep a ` grown up ` relationship going, then being available for when he feels horny, or fed up, sniffing elsewhere ... this is a teenagers mentality .... and getting yaself knocked up to keep him, also rarely works ..... Time to grow up, for the sake of those two innocents in the middle of this mess, and sadly all the others that predictably will follow ... because you WILL keep taking him back ... " Just because, you say it ... doesn't mean, it is ... the ONLY person, you are fooling .... is YASELF
... the slimy FAT TOAD will stray AGAIN, AGAIN and AGAIN " .... as usual BIG BIG BIG LOZZZZZ ... you are full of tit!
.. that don't resemble the REAL you ... EVERYONE is laughing and with good reason
Oh Anna I love your posts!
The only talks she’s in about tv shows is with Chaz
My son face planted a chocolate birthday cake once and still wasn't as mucky as Labamba
Even OK couldn’t edit the whole plate face. It’s just a massive moon isn’t it. And I don’t get why the edits her hair lately to nearly black when we know it’s light brown. What a dick. And it’s so fake it looks like a wig now not even just photoshopped.
Ey up, said Chorlton.
Hahaha. And Crack Grannie aka wannabe Kris Jenner is begging to film the sexitime and leak it
. If your reading this Nannie Crack, invest in a wide lens camera, really wide.She couldn’t face her face and body being on tv anyway. Didn’t she quit that celeb dating show after they went overseas because she didn’t want to get in a swimsuit unfiltered.
And I bet your son looked really cute after and was swiftly cleaned up.
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He looked very pleased with himself, that's for sure
That hairdo is abysmal! Although I don’t know that it’s a wig cuz I dare say that sloping forehead couldn’t keep a syrup in place.
I don’t get it at all… as she’s aging she’s looking more and more like she had chromosomal disorders
“In talks about TV shows”. Bollocks, she wouldn’t go on TV unless she could have full control over filtering her appearance, so live TV out of the question.
I would love her to do I’m A Celeb though (imagine the shower footage
) purely because she wouldn't be able to stick at it and would give up at the first hurdle. Like she does with anything that’s hard work, i.e. motherhood.
I would love her to do I’m A Celeb though (imagine the shower footage
) purely because she wouldn't be able to stick at it and would give up at the first hurdle. Like she does with anything that’s hard work, i.e. motherhood.
Thank you
xx I agree the baby should go to more caring parents
xx I had a bit of fun doing this last night...the last two are the funniest I think loooool
xBack later
@Pom Bear
- hiThis quote inspired images of the Nativity Scene - if you have some time do you think you could do something please?? Bonus kudos if you can get a glow of light behind her somewhere!
The actual logistics of these two pillocks bumping uglys is horrific...How can these two disgusting, stinking lumps have "great sex"?
The actual thought reminds me of watching Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy in a ring together!
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Looks like Big Lozza is hitting back at Amy with her "small minds discuss other people" guff. Yada yada. She surely knows that Ch'Arg will be off like a whippet again when number two drops. I mean, can you imagine the chaos and pressure these two will be under? They have absolutely no clue what they are in for and they think its hard work now! Just you wait!!!! Clueless, hopeless and brainless!!
Absolutely
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