Lauren Goodger #58 She a lump, he a tool, poor La'horse freezing in the pool

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Oh @Pom Bear that is just perfect!!! Only for Ch'Arg and BYG though (although thats more than enough of a meal for any great white...), let poor Larose go to people who care for her.....
 
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Would love to see the unedited pics of the OK mag. I would literally go out and buy the magazine if that happened.
 
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Would love to see the unedited pics of the OK mag. I would literally go out and buy the magazine if that happened.
Me too, I can just imagine the actual photographer must be like, that’s not the bint I took photos of? 😉
 
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Remember that time she called it “sexy time”

“Charles it’s sexy time!!! Mummas gonna watch LaWhatshername for a bit”

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And he comes running from the sink to greet this!!
 
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Not a single mention of her OF account. Is she ashamed of it or something? 😂
 
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That poor little girl is in a really reclined position in her high chair. She looks uncomfortable and unsupported.

My children sometimes got messy when they were learning to eat. But I’ve never seen anything like that video. Babies grow up into children, teenagers and adults. I wonder how LR will feel in 10, 15, 20 years time about what was shared online about her childhood.
She looks all slumped in the Walker thing too. She literally has now strength cos her useless fuckwit parents have done nothing to help or encourage it.
 
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And that's what happens when you are a lazy, gluttenous, brainless, useless mother, doing duck all and stuffing your face all the time.

What a ripper. I bet that stunk! 🤣
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Remember when ok magazine was actually a good magazine that got some good exclusives of weddings and baby spreads - When did it lose their “credibility”? I mean they continued to get some good exclusives after this one ?
He’s defo aged like a bottle of red

I reckon May/June will be
Jess Wright - Hello - £15-£30k
Faiers - Ok - £10k
mecklenburgh - Ok - £10k

Lardy - New or Closer - £500-£1,000
 

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How can these two disgusting, stinking lumps have "great sex"?

The actual thought reminds me of watching Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy in a ring together! 🤑

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Looks like Big Lozza is hitting back at Amy with her "small minds discuss other people" guff. Yada yada. She surely knows that Ch'Arg will be off like a whippet again when number two drops. I mean, can you imagine the chaos and pressure these two will be under? They have absolutely no clue what they are in for and they think its hard work now! Just you wait!!!! Clueless, hopeless and brainless!! 🤣
 
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Remember when ok magazine was actually a good magazine that got some good exclusives of weddings and baby spreads - When did it lose their “credibility”? I mean they continued to get some good exclusives after this one ?
He’s defo aged like a bottle of red

I reckon May/June will be
Jess Wright - Hello - £15-£30k
Faiers - Ok - £10k
mecklenburgh - Ok - £10k

Lardy - New or Closer - £500-£1,000
They got the Beckham's before Pricey. It was quite a good mag, if I remember correctly.

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Listen, the BYG is a massive A-list star! Just look at this stunning and sexy 36 year old yung gel!
You're obviously just jealous!
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Place your bets now - which TV programme will Lozza reappear on?:

It's Your Fault I'm Fat
How To Look Good Naked
Fat (Boys) And Their Feeders
My Granny The Escort

(Instead of Here Come The Gypsies! - oh, Channel 5, you are awful) - Here Come The Drurys! (If they ever get hitched, though, The Drearies is more appropriate)

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Place your bets now - which TV programme will Lozza reappear on?:

It's Your Fault I'm Fat
How To Look Good Naked
Fat (Boys) And Their Feeders
My Granny The Escort

(Instead of Here Come The Gypsies! - oh, Channel 5, you are awful) - Here Come The Drurys! (If they ever get hitched, though, The Drearies is more appropriate)

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How about "sexy time" with the clumps ??🤔😂😂😂😁😁💀☠
 
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Is she trying to make herself look like that Jess Wright?? Cracks me up how she made Chubbie a shirt. Probably said right babes, we needs to show them how we are so safistacated
 
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There is SOOOOOO much I could say concerning this ` comical interview ` but have decided to spare everyone an essay long comment, that would take pages, and pages, and it still wouldnt be enough🥴 Il do ma best to keep it short 🤔 ... calling out this OBESE .... hideous DELUDED twit .... the photos below speak for themselves, no need to waste time picking over the crap they both are spouting from their BLUBBEROUS DECEPTIVE GOBS!! ..... I will say .... I think bisto girl, lil ronseal amy, was more than a one nighter ... the cheating fat boy, WHO IS NOT FUSSY WHERE HE STICKS IT 😖 .... most probably, gave the illusion that they would have a relationship .. when all he wanted was a place to sleep, with some sex thrown in .... LOZZZZAAAAA you dont ` feel ` like a BALL ..... Correction ..... " YOU ARE BALL " there ends the lesson .... ps .... He WILL stray again .... if the magic cure for staying together is GREAT SEX ..... you are completely clueless, takes MUCH MORE to keep a ` grown up ` relationship going, then being available for when he feels horny, or fed up, sniffing elsewhere ... this is a teenagers mentality .... and getting yaself knocked up to keep him, also rarely works ..... Time to grow up, for the sake of those two innocents in the middle of this mess, and sadly all the others that predictably will follow ... because you WILL keep taking him back ... " Just because, you say it ... doesn't mean, it is ... the ONLY person, you are fooling .... is YASELF 🤷‍♀️ ... the slimy FAT TOAD will stray AGAIN, AGAIN and AGAIN " .... as usual BIG BIG BIG LOZZZZZ ... you are full of tit! :rolleyes::poop::poop::poop: ... your life is one big DELUSION/FANTASY ... as is evident with these heavily edited pics 🤡🤡🤡 .. that don't resemble the REAL you ... EVERYONE is laughing and with good reason
 

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