She makes it sound like she's the hot chick that guys are queuing up to date. In reality it seems she's only had four boyfriends in her adult life. One of those was in the nick and ran a mile when he got out, and the current loser who appears to prefer men and is being paid to be with her. The level of her delusion is quite scary.So she's boasting about dating again, when the second one arrives
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
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Luv the broken chairs too - did she bust those with her fat arse?
Was she waddling around for two hours with that chair stuck to her collossal arse as Ch/Arg tried to wrench it off?
I reckon thatโs KatieAnyone here want to own up to this?
Why would you even be thinking about another man with two babies so young
Letโs give it a day before loz posts either a ten year throw back or edits the life out of a photo to try and compete. Poor charg must be thinking why did I go back to heffalump!
But she is a strong 10 out of 10 remember, well that's what she told that lad on Celebs go dating when he said she was a 4 so obviously she is gonna have all the fellas wanting to see a bit of our soft and natural gel in all her perfect glory 
Thank youBest one yet
xx.Lauren has gone from walking around with balloons and progressed to pyramids instead
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I absolutely love these POM. BYG. And Big Ben are the gift that keep on giving thanks to your artistic talents!
Donโt you dare send her back to Southend!
Thank you both very much
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Eeeeeh @Pom Bear yiu never fail to make us laugh! Now I did hear Lozza was at the Taj Mahal one time so if you have time to do a picโฆ!Thank you
Lauren has gone from walking around with balloons and progressed to pyramids instead
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Thank you both very much
I hope laโdieux is a very loud demanding baby. One that sleeps 45 minutes a night. It might make big Loz come down off her super mumma high horse and might stimulate laporkchop.
a couple of months she said she didn't like the house she has moved to and inquired about going back to the flat she moved from but it had already been rented out it must be cheaper than the house she is in now
Hey big lozzz .... we know you're glued to tattle life ( as well, as stalking bisto gurl 
) ... I wonder if this was the bed that your ` on and off PRAT ` shagged the dear life out of ` ronseal amy? ` .... Lookie lozzziiii seems bisto girly also likes white ..... I wonder if he still goes back to her for a quick leg over after you chuck him out at night on the way home ..... Its very cold out there, particularly at night ..... ` ronseal amy ` I would imagine is keeping your ... on and off ODD BOD ` VERY WARM INDEEDY `on these bitterly cold evenings!! ..... On THAT bed! 
) ... I wonder if this was the bed that your ` on and off PRAT ` shagged the dear life out of ` ronseal amy? ` .... Lookie lozzziiii seems bisto girly also likes white ..... I wonder if he still goes back to her for a quick leg over after you chuck him out at night on the way home ..... Its very cold out there, particularly at night ..... ` ronseal amy ` I would imagine is keeping your ... on and off ODD BOD ` VERY WARM INDEEDY `on these bitterly cold evenings!! ..... On THAT bed! Attachments
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Bisto kid is also from Upminster, loz must hate this new house!
Iโm not far from you. Basildon now but grew up on canvey lol. Xsea, sea Seasiders!!!!!
This is a good post from ronseal Amy. Loz must be furious. You never will look like that. Bet charg does a runner back!Hey big lozzz .... we know you're glued to tattle life ( as well, as stalking bisto gurl
Ladies, really recommend joining the NCT group facebook page for your local area and asking if anyone is looking to re-home a pram to a low income family. I go to loads of free NCT events with my baby and I've been given a few hand-me-downs from other mums
best of luck with your pregnancies
I think of our chazza went back to Ronseal Amy it would be obvious . He would have a tanned face . Like babies have sometimes if their mums breast feed after they fake tan.Hey big lozzz .... we know you're glued to tattle life ( as well, as stalking bisto gurl
ah my fella is a Basildon boy. Nice to see thereโs a strong Essex presence here!
Well it will keep us amused with all her sad face, igzorsted, shtressed posts. But she'll find the shtrenth to drag both of them round the hair and nail salons.
Iโm from Leigh-on-Sea, another local! (who cringes at the constant Essex references to people from Towie!).I think of our chazza went back to Ronseal Amy it would be obvious . He would have a tanned face . Like babies have sometimes if their mums breast feed after they fake tan.
ah my fella is a Basildon boy. Nice to see thereโs a strong Essex presence here!
Whoa. Whatโs the Mureet from Sheesh comment? What did I miss?!Anyone here want to own up to this?
Murat is a waiter Lozza paid to get her pregnant. It was a classy affair, banged in the restaurant toilets with her face down over the bowl
What about LaOra ?
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