Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[NinaStar90]

I always thought she looked fatter because she was wee and the other day we were talking about what height she is. I did confirm everywhere it says shes 5ft6 which is taller than me and that changes my whole perception.

That arse must be absolutely huge,I mean I always knew if was huge but like short person adjacent so I thought her height made it look worse.

It doesn't .

Yeah she's pretty tall looking when she's next to other people.

Also, those pics in the DM of her in a thong are well over a year old.

 

[BigMavis]

Is it underwear?

 

[xyzcba]

Emulating Katie Price me thinks.

That's true, maybe she thinks making money being a car crash for people's 'entertainment' is her only role in life - very sad if so. I never liked KP but of the two I would say she showed a bit more integrity in terms of being real, she was always up front about that & open about the work she's had done & who she is.

 

[Traveler001]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

Does she think that will cancel out the enormous amount of junk food, takeaway food and shit cooking she eats. If it did we'd all be skinny! I can't tell if she's advertising them because she's trying to scam her followers or because she's thick enough to believe in them.

 

[265]

Advert caldendar

I'm still laughing at that.

 

[Moobiemoo]

Err yes he does seem to be a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, perhaps he can't be arsed to dress up.

I meant, other jeans and T-shirt. I feel like he’s always wearing the same ones!

 

[DustyRose]

I added those. I think all photos of these two should have them on- they just add so much class.

Oohh haha! Your photoshop skills are nearly as good as LG herself

 

[Pinkgrind]

Seems like she’s desperate for cash by what she’s doing. All her revenue streams have probably dried up. She promotes hideous unknown products when she does otherwise it looks likes she just posting and getting freebies. That hardly pays the bills.

Poor thing I remember when she apparently made millions off her tan line.

Her horrendous taste in men hasn't helped either, 2 ex convicts after Mark I believe.

 

[265]

I meant, other jeans and T-shirt. I feel like he’s always wearing the same ones!

Perhaps he has a job lot of the same jeans and T-shirts, I have many identical t-shirts.

 

[Tinksmum]

Can’t believe how much she has changed since Towie. I don’t follow her but saw her on celebs go dating when she was on that. Always thought she was a nasty piece of work but she’s done herself no favours with her ‘enhancements’ She won’t stop trying to perfect herself and in a few years she’ll end up like the woman in the States who’s addicted to plastic surgery.

That’s so funny I used that woman as a mirror image for Miss Katy Pwiccey

Quick! Somebody help! She’s fallen over in her underwear writhing around, she obviously can’t get up, like an upside down turtle. Swipe up to donate to WWF

That’s bloody funny!!

 

[Chi4]

She's ready to go in goals ! It's just so shiny .

That is not a good look !

Who buys that rubbish

 

[BoujeeBabe]

That's a prolapsed anus.

What the fuck??

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Maybe an illegal roast with Bradley Skeete whoever the hell they are

 

[265]

This JUST IN,

And a couple from Friday.

 

[Chi4]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

Just read them

Does she think that will cancel out the enormous amount of junk food, takeaway food and shit cooking she eats. If it did we'd all be skinny! I can't tell if she's advertising them because she's trying to scam her followers or because she's thick enough to believe in them.

Unbelievable , after all they junk food , now advertising this

 

[265]

Unless I've completely misunderstood (which is entirely possible as I'm a couple of gins in...) has she really just posted about a dog that's been stolen from an elderly lady....followed by advertising puppies for sale???

Yep, she's an idiot.

Had to come over here after seeing her stories - an absolutely MASSIVE meal out again. She must be porking out for some sort of fitness deal surely?

I spotted TWO pizza's plus other food, what did the boyfriend have?

 

[NinaStar90]

Yet more backgrid pics in today's DM. When will that independent photographer catch her again? Make it happen please!

 

[Noonoosanne]

She tweeted she’s off to Corfu this morning to shoot for LG Beauty. Hopefully we all get some amusing pictures to keep us entertained..... I can’t believe anyone would buy her rubbish now and trust it on their skin

Isn’t it cold in Corfu!!

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

His man bag

I thought he was carrying around wash bag.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I live about ten min drive away , I will catch her one day and take a sneaky pic lol have seen her a few times previously.

Please do!!!
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