Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

She ain't gonna like the DM today

She’s not on my side bar of shame today I can’t find her

 

[Chi4]

I've had no email.

I didn’t put them up there I think fits because I quoted them

 

[Chi4]

Love the comments everyone is asking if she is pregnant.

On what

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Oooof! Those shoes are going to have to be surgically removed they’re digging in so much. Ouchies!

 

[BigMavis]

My god! Are you all following him? Is it erm...safe?

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

I've only just looked at that DM story, this quote gave me a good giggle..
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Lauren actually looks better without the stupid filters (though, it could be because her sunnies - in December! - cover most of her face). Duvet coats make you look bigger than you are, I reckon, so it's not fooling anybody.

They do say a (wo)man is known by the company (s)he keeps...oh dear.
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Wonder if splashnews dot com deal in "real-time celebrity content" the way backgrid do?

She looks like Amy Child’s here!

 

[Noonoosanne]

She is morphing onto Charles Has she super imposed his face on hers for these pics???

Wouldn’t be surprised

I wasn't looking at them, her eyebrows, YIKES! scary shit!

It’s how the swerve inwards!!

 

[roseturntupnose]

does anyone remember when she was doing "sexy dance lessons" in a dance studio? the videos! remembered it yesterday haha. maybe she'll get hér moves back out for her of

 

[conrea37]

Did she give Carl/Charles/Carwash whatever (I always confuse KP's and her man's names) a tummy and a bigger package in order to slim down her waist and hips or does he actually have a tummy? lol And there's quite a difference to the Splashnews pictures.

BTW, I'm shocked how much she's changed her face

Oh man thats sad how she’s changed so much.

 

[Chi4]

I love that one! I thought the 'other woman' in that film was Jessica Wakefield from Sweet Valley High at first, it looks like her grown up!

There is a really bad one on Netflix about a doctor who gets obsessed with his patient it’s pretty bad I will try and remember the name of it

 

[MrsEms]

Perhaps you could find a convenient chair and get your husband to pose and put said pic on here he he.

Nah, last time we tried that he had a few too many and fell off the bar stool...
For my eyes only

 

[abcdabcd]

Anyone know what her relationship with her dad is like? I don't know too much, but I think I remember reading that she grew up with her dad and doesn't have much contact with her mum, if so, did she fall out with her father later on too or why isn't he in her life today?

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

There’s a vomit inducing picture he posted last night on Twitter with his hands heading down his pink underwear and saying “need to shift this lockdown” bod

What’s his twitter @

 

[Traveler001]

Same. I am a sucker for those stalker films lol
Have you seen the Idris Elba one abs Beyoncé ?! On Netflix

I love that one! I thought the 'other woman' in that film was Jessica Wakefield from Sweet Valley High at first, it looks like her grown up!

 

[265]

Lauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

Great stuff, mental note page 42 and 44 - thread suggestions.

 

[Chi4]

Wonder what’s on the menu tonight ?

 

[WordSalad]

She literally filters her face to resemble a cartoon alien shape! Very unnatural.

Also a nice little beg for a fake Xmas tree. Go to Homebase like the rest of us you tight cow.

Everything about her is fake so why make an exception for the Christmas tree?

 

[Emmie81]

She is absolutely comedic gold

 

[265]

Now it seems Charles is flogging the same fuck ugly slippers that Dan osbourne and Katie price have been

Where? his IG is set to private.

 

[Noonoosanne]

Think a filter had been used. Look at her fingers

how longs her face lol