Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[gashers]

Something minging with vine tomatoes plucked on top with bbq sauce smothered all over it!!

If she’s cooking it will probably not look as appealing as what my dog just threw up should of put a couple of vine tomatoes on top sent her a picture and said that I’m a new takeaway and did she and lover boy want a couple of specials on the house.

 

[265]

Did I miss something??

 

[_100]

It’s freezing and miserable here, she will catch her death!

 

[DustyRose]

Try to contain yourselves

why has he got a emoji on there? Is he saying he DOESN’T want 18 year olds to subscribe? Bit n oncy

 

[Ambrosie]

I thought it meant you sell sex?

Oh is it now? Deffo didn’t know this. Interesting....

 

[bubblebar1317]

What is the app called, please?

It’s called Everlook x

 

[Matterbaby]

Anyone interested heres a podcast with her on it

 

[spongo]

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It's not you.

 

[Gembo]

Did lozza have a mask on ? I didn’t notice . Pair of gormless twats

No neither of them did

 

[Glortard]

I've only just looked at that DM story, this quote gave me a good giggle..
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Lauren actually looks better without the stupid filters (though, it could be because her sunnies - in December! - cover most of her face). Duvet coats make you look bigger than you are, I reckon, so it's not fooling anybody.

They do say a (wo)man is known by the company (s)he keeps...oh dear.
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Wonder if splashnews dot com deal in "real-time celebrity content" the way backgrid do?

if you mean that they will take your pictures and sell it on yes

 

[Jaybtee]

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what a fucking leech. ew

 

[Sunnydaze101]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

That’s reportable as promoting diet products I think. Gets taken dow.

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

So now she’s trying to show she eats them after saying she doesn’t try the products she promotes. WELL it’s obvious she’s not taking any type of diet products the fool. The proof is always on her pudding.

Just asked this on the post " Do you take one before or after the massive takeaway you eat each night? "

Will see if it stays

Hilarious. So suprised she hasn’t deleted them yet. She only keeps nice comments up that’s why she hardly has any comments even though she’s for over 500k followers.

 

[Chi4]

She forgot to photoshop her calf’s, the SIZE of them

Haha I just saw that , her legs looks massive. Doesn’t she realise what an arse she is making of herself by editing her pics to look like someone else! It’s actually sad at her age to be doing this

Literally the whole takeaway menu is on the menu

I’m intrigued to see what junk is going down the gullet tonight

 

[265]

Do you think if she was offered everything she professes she wants - true love, marriage, kids etc. but she had to give up the ‘celebrity’ life and no longer be ‘famous’, she’d take it? Something tells me no...

The celebrity lifestyle is addictive and she is addicted, she will not want to give that up.

 

[Alalal]

For me it’s the fact he wrote the caption after the fact and included the bear paws ...

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

charles did a live on instagram and all the comments were hilarious


Charles is a HOBOSEXUAL he will let Lauren treat him whatever way she wants as long as he gets free meals and live in a big house lol

portlandia

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Nothing says romance like covering up your fellas face so the attention is all on you obviously this photo never passed her rigorous quality testing

Oh lozzer

 

[Mikesqueen]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

Reminds me of a builder’s crack...

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ok I’m such a loser but I think I know what app she uses! I checked for an old pap pic and couldn’t believe the difference everything I’ve done I did to make it look like what she edits them to the nose, etc...

Well done. I’m impressed. Pretty close. But she’s a pro now. She’s been doing it for years.

 

[Noonoosanne]

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You were watching to! She treats him like a child! He was holding the lights and she said give!