Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Noonoosanne]

She tweeted she’s off to Corfu this morning to shoot for LG Beauty. Hopefully we all get some amusing pictures to keep us entertained..... I can’t believe anyone would buy her rubbish now and trust it on their skin

Isn’t it cold in Corfu!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I saw on another thread that Lozzer has been a porta potty surely not?!

There’s another thread .
Wouldn’t suprise me if she was. She would do anything for cash. I just don’t think the Arabs would be impressed if she turned up now and how different she looks to her pictures. They would prob demand a refund

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

There’s another thread .
Wouldn’t suprise me if she was. She would do anything for cash. I just don’t think the Arabs would be impressed if she turned up now and how different she looks to her pictures. They would prob demand a refund

That’s what I thought! She doesn’t look like the insta hoes that live that kind of lifestyle

 

[265]

What is going on here?

 

[Chi4]

I wonder how long before Rent boy is off ? And gets fed up I give it till March

 

[265]

I wonder how long before Rent boy is off ? And gets fed up I give it till March

fed up in this case has a double meaning....

I'll get my coat.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What is going on here?

I think she has used superglue to position her hair in such a way that we don’t see the true shape of her face.

 

[Chi4]

I think she has used superglue to position her hair in such a way that we don’t see the true shape of her face.

Sticks the sides with gorrila glue so we don’t see the full moon face

 

[Katie8ee]

I saw on another thread that Lozzer has been a porta potty surely not?!

She was the reason I found out what a porta potty was. I don't think she gets much work these days but she used to be a regular on the Dubai circuit.

 

[265]

She was the reason I found out what a porta potty was. I don't think she gets much work these days but she used to be a regular on the Dubai circuit.

Now you wished you never found that out...

 

[wiganuser]

What is going on here?

They both have the same legs, match made in heaven. I get a gay vibe from him

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

He’s morphing into Arg!

 

[Jackie Brown]

He’s morphing into Arg!

He’ll have a cardigan and grandad pants on in a couple weeks....

 

[Dollybird]

What is going on here?

Lauren literally wears these trousers all the time lol but why has she tucked them
Into her straps heels ? And why is she getting her trotters out in December lol

 

[WordSalad]

Lauren literally wears these trousers all the time lol but why has she tucked them
Into her straps heels ? And why is she getting her trotters out in December lol

This pic is on her Insta so she must have been paid to flog these 'glam' 20 quid shoes. No way she'd post this image if it wasn't for money. Maybe she's hoping the straps will tame her cankles?

 

[Jellybb]

I work in the airline industry and I used to travel a lot from Ireland to London and I actually saw her in Heathrow in 2018 and I was shocked!!!! That morning before work (in London) I was reading an article about her weight loss journey, thought nothing of it, and literally that day I saw her! She was at least a size 14-16. Nothing wrong with that, but she is a total liar leading people to believe she is a size 10

 

[NinaStar90]

I see the clothing company they were trying to flog now has no instagram

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

He’s morphing into Arg!

His legs make me boke. Well everything about arg make me want to projectile blow chunks but his legs are especially awful. Never quite seen anything like it

 

[Mikesqueen]

Lauren looks like a distorted figure 8 when she stands sideways.

 

[spongo]

Lauren looks like a distorted figure 8 when she stands sideways.

Nearest she will ever get to an 8.