Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[annabelle_bronstein]

Sticks the sides with gorrila glue so we don’t see the full moon face

Half moon.. full moon... TOTAL ECLIPSE

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Even Stevie Wonder can tell she's not a size 10.

 

[BigMavis]

Half moon.. full moon... TOTAL ECLIPSE

What a blast from the past. Standing ovation over here.

 

[roseturntupnose]

Lauren Goodger #6 She's all smoke and mirrors and lies she's getting thinner

Lauren Goodger #7 Dodgy man, dodgy tans, dodgy fillers and dodgy fans

Lauren Goodger #7 Avoiding paps since she was four, but texting backgrid "meet me out the door"

 

[Mikesqueen]

New thread suggestion:
Oh dear Lauren you’ve lost your way, but carry on cos you give us lots to say.

 

[Hunnaybadgerz]

Her Channel bag is as big as her thighs

*yes I spelt Chanel Channel

If its the large double flap is 30cm diameter
Maxi is 33cm

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

If its the large double flap is 30cm diameter
Maxi is 33cm

I don’t really want I think about her maxi flaps

 

[Cloudfromspace]

Lauren goodger 6: On the decline, glugs the wine, discounts her CGI bits online

 

[Ravenation2020]

I bet she hasn’t donated any money to the gofundme link she’s just posted

 

[lamaitresse]

Looks like Lauren's filtering days could be over soon, if this becomes law throughout social media!

Celebrities' Snapchat posts could be stamped with fake image alerts if they have been photoshopped after boss says proposed new law to prevent 'warped view' of beauty has 'merits'

 

[265]

Hurry! Before she deletes it.

Spoiler: You might need a bucket

 

[Chi4]

Hurry! Before she deletes it.

Spoiler: You might need a bucket

I reported it , it put me off my dinner

 

[265]

Looks like Lauren's filtering days could be over soon, if this becomes law throughout social media!

Celebrities' Snapchat posts could be stamped with fake image alerts if they have been photoshopped after boss says proposed new law to prevent 'warped view' of beauty has 'merits'

Is this a repeat story from a few months ago??

 

[lamaitresse]

Is this a repeat story from a few months ago??

The Daily Mail do have form for re-hashing old stories to make up column inches. First I've heard of it, though you could be right. A quick google suggests so.

 

[265]

The Daily Mail do have form for re-hashing old stories to make up column inches. First I've heard of it, though you could be right. A quick google suggests so.

Holy duck, it's from Last Year!!!

 

[NoOpinionAllowed]

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The first one she just posted on Instagram. The second one was from DM last year. . She knows she looks like a pig and needs all that editing

FACE TUNE eat your heart out!!!!!

J Lo aging v L Go agi.... oh wait

I still laugh at the photoshopping your child self - what an utter car crash

Omg noooo she didn’t FFS!!!! She is unwell surely howling

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again....

In every single “SeKseE” photo, she looks like she’s letting rip a high pressure guff. I bet that one squeaked on that window sill

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

He’s morphing into Arg!

He is!

 

[Katie8ee]

Lauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

This has to be the new thread title ! Encompasses all of the haunting madness in one small phrase haha

 

[Kiki999]

Sometimes I feel really sorry for her that she's that desperate but then I think of all the damage she does to young girls with her stupid photoshopping, the covid denial posts, the not following the rules, how she treated those dogs and I just get so angry and upset