Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

[Rita Chevrolet]

Oh look- it’s Charlie crap hat.

Oh @Pom Bear youre MIA just when your skills are needed to put this gonk on a book cover

Yes a new book title for 3 to 5 year olds as a follow-up to the Billy Blue Hat series

" Charlie Crap Hat and the Luminous Teef "

View attachment 821801does she really think her body is amazing and she has good looks?? sorry to break it to you Lozza but your body is plastic as is you moon face, hence why you are so skint. Thank duck Larose isnt relying on your natural beauty to raise her

Or in the case of these two losers, that will be Nun of de Abuvv

 

[WordSalad]

Eh ? Don’t get it ?

I don't either but anyone that uses 'imma' is automatically a wanker IMHO.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Awww lozza s got LaRightAngle a baby gym- finally! She’ll be pouting and drawing on bewty spots before we know it with that mirror in her face - just like mama

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm back xx.
I be on later to catch up as much as I can..I've missed this thread and the Scrunchies xx.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Awww lozza s got LaRightAngle a baby gym- finally! She’ll be pouting and drawing on bewty spots before we know it with that mirror in her face - just like mama

So relevant!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

How is it possible for one man’s looks to have deserted him in such an epic way in a short space of time.

Don’t get me wrong, I never found him attractive but I could see he wasn’t ugly either. Now however, since being with BYG, WTAF??
He’s piled on the pounds and why has he borrowed Donkey’s ?

His eyes always looks so vacant too. Honestly if he wasn’t walking or talking, I’d believe it was an embalmed body in their pictures!

I will say they’ve lasted longer than I thought, maybe these simpletons really are legit? For Larose’s sake I’m just glad she’s not being used as a pawn whilst they’re together.

Yeah I initially thought he looked good too and really wondered what he was doing with that manly looking botched face. But now he just looks so creepy and dorky and just not pretty or cute or handsome at all. Very strange. And then he opens his mouth and words come out and I worry he’s not all there. I sometimes think now she’s going to leave him cause he’s just a loser.

 

[Crowbag]

They're perfect together.
He's got his work wife who doesn't work (in any sense).
She’s got, er, she's got charlie. I can't think of a single thing he offers.
Both look utterly gormless.
Neither has any sense, intelligence, dignity, empathy or purpose.

Perfect!

Ooops, sorry @HeCannitSeeMan, perthicked.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I'm back xx.
I be on later to catch up as much as I can..I've missed this thread and the Scrunchies xx.

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How was Devon??

 

[SATCGOSS]

Yeah I initially thought he looked good too and really wondered what he was doing with that manly looking botched face. But now he just looks so creepy and dorky and just not pretty or cute or handsome at all. Very strange. And then he opens his mouth and words come out and I worry he’s not all there. I sometimes think now she’s going to leave him cause he’s just a loser.

I do wonder if the shallow side of her might be a little voice in her ear (now he’s not the ‘trophy’ boyfriend she was so desperate to initially show off).
When others have said on here that he’s replied with OTT responses when he thought he was being trolled, I thought maybe he had some personality or spunk (even when he dragged her on that Live). Now though I realise at best he’s just vanilla, but more likely he is just dim.

They're perfect together.
He's got his work wife who doesn't work (in any sense).
She’s got, er, she's got charlie. I can't think of a single thing he offers.
Both look utterly gormless.
Neither has any sense, intelligence, dignity, empathy or purpose.
@HeCannitSeeMan, perthicked.

 

[xyzcba]

View attachment 821801does she really think her body is amazing and she has good looks?? sorry to break it to you Lozza but your body is plastic as is you moon face, hence why you are so skint. Thank duck Larose isnt relying on your natural beauty to raise her

Or that her masterful mindset is worth breeding with! Gels knocking on 40 and hasn't achieved anything in life except trying to ride on the coat-tails of 15mins of fame when she was 20! The shame.

They're perfect together.
He's got his work wife who doesn't work (in any sense).
She’s got, er, she's got charlie. I can't think of a single thing he offers.
Both look utterly gormless.
Neither has any sense, intelligence, dignity, empathy or purpose.

Perfect!

Ooops, sorry @HeCannitSeeMan, perthicked.

I reckon what she gets from it is she needs to be in a relationship and he'll do. He's young and stupid, so doesn't judge her teenage bullshit behaviours that any grown man would pull her up on and tell her to get her tit together.

(@Notredamn I rate Olaplex no.6, use after washing hair as a leave in, only on the ends, don't need much so bottle lasts ages. Works v well in tandem with no.3 )

 

[80hs]

Or that her masterful mindset is worth breeding with! Gels knocking on 40 and hasn't achieved anything in life except trying to ride on the coat-tails of 15mins of fame when she was 20! The shame.


I reckon what she gets from it is she needs to be in a relationship and he'll do. He's young and stupid, so doesn't judge her teenage bullshit behaviours that any grown man would pull her up on and tell her to get her tit together.

(@Notredamn I rate Olaplex no.6, use after washing hair as a leave in, only on the ends, don't need much so bottle lasts ages. Works v well in tandem with no.3 )

And no.0 before 3 for an added intense mask every so often

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

I was wondering why the Lozza threads were so quiet….then realised I hadn’t pressed ‘watch’ on this thread

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I do wonder if the shallow side of her might be a little voice in her ear (now he’s not the ‘trophy’ boyfriend she was so desperate to initially show off).
When others have said on here that he’s replied with OTT responses when he thought he was being trolled, I thought maybe he had some personality or spunk (even when he dragged her on that Live). Now though I realise at best he’s just vanilla, but more likely he is just dim.

Dim is the perfect name for him.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And no.0 before 3 for an added intense mask every so often

Am loving the Olaplex intel… every day’s a school day on Tattle

 

[xyzcba]

Am loving the Olaplex intel… every day’s a school day on Tattle

I mean, she's literally giving us nothing at this point, we may as well make small talk

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I mean, she's literally giving us nothing at this point, we may as well make small talk

I know right?? She’s so boring that the thread literally didn’t move in 24 hours. I’ve never witnessed that EVER

 

[Emmie81]

How are they funding themselves? he a bike doesn’t appear to be working and I honestly think he’s too dim witted to be dealing. That bottle of conditioner is £200 worth in the flat face bath picture… where is it coming from?

The olaplex isn’t £200 a bottle - £120 easy at retail and if you know someone with a trade card, it’s £60 inc VAT. I have them
Shampoo is great, conditioner is shite

 

[Pom Bear]

How was Devon??

It was nice thank you xx
The weather weren't the best but still managed to have a lovely time, abit tiring with the walks and steep streets but it is my favourite place in the UK xx.
Hope to go back in April next
Going to Belfast in early November for four days so will be catching up again once I'm back.
It's good to get home and relax again though xx

Oh look- it’s Charlie crap hat.

Oh @Pom Bear youre MIA just when your skills are needed to put this gonk on a book cover

Book just made xx.

Charlie Crap Hat and the Luminous Teef " book suggestion..I make tomorrow xx

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

It was nice thank you xx
The weather weren't the best but still managed to have a lovely time, abit tiring with the walks and steep streets but it is my favourite place in the UK xx.
Hope to go back in April next
Going to Belfast in early November for four days so will be catching up again once I'm back.
It's good to get home and relax again though xx



Book just made xx.

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Ok now I have that song in my head THANKS POM

 

[Pom Bear]

Ok now I have that song in my head THANKS POM

Loool I'm sorry xx.